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ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael
Listing you are into french maids is a pretty good sign you are a male submissive

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ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

I just had to vent...

All kidding aside, curious what people do to stand out from the fake profiles. I look at profiles but rarely respond because so few are real. I am looking at 35 and over and the number that seem to be scams is unreal.

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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

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I just had to vent...

All kidding aside, curious what people do to stand out from the fake profiles. I look at profiles but rarely respond because so few are real. I am looking at 35 and over and the number that seem to be scams is unreal.

I think you should enjoy the fake profiles that pop up for you. If you change your search parameters to find what straight submissive women are looking for, and read the profiles of the dominant-identified straight men that search finds, you will be grateful for the fictional characters you are running into. Some days most of what I see are serial killer wannabes, and those are the good ones!

Ya made my day

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Michael,my new personal favorite is one that has this in the profile text.[this is NOT the whole profile,just part of it]
"My Height is 5'7fit, Breast Size. 35D, the length of my Virginal when inserting a Big X-mas candle and i feel pains is 9inches,I have never worked Before because i was with my previous Master before he relocated to Uk.. The Date of my monthly Period is always First week of every month, the first and second Day an Heavy Flows while the rest day always very little flows and Stopped, i started my First period when i Was 10yrs Old, and i used a Tampa, i got Deflowered when i was 20yrs old with my First Boy-friend, it felt so much pains with an heavy Flow of blood,He cheated on me, I caught him fucking my best Friend and i cut him off when i was 23yrs old, i have never had sex with any other man Expect my previous Master that took me as his pet and i served him for 2yrs, he never shared me with another Master though he is a Sadist Master and never allowed me to own a Phone and No freedom and any excited moment,He made me live a private life and i love it , i ended the Contract with him when he re-married and his new wife didn't like the lifestyle and he relocated to the Uk,Master all i want now is a long term relationship and not a cyber sex,"

I have never heard of a city being used as period protection before.Plus it is always good to know a potental slave's period date before meeting her as well,makes figuring out when to send her the money for travelling to you much easier.

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and i used a Tampa

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ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael
Ya made my day

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You are most likely mentally not on my level for conversation most likely ill be dumbing my self to talk with you which makes loose interest if im not right there rapping you with my eyes.

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Ka BOSS!!!  Ka BOSS!!! On a warm spring morning, calling the hucows in my wellies and lowback Osh Kosh overalls.

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See Michael?! Aren't those fakes looking like real gems now?

Janah, it did occur to me that a great companion thread to Michael's would be "favorite profiles we have known". I just figured out what a "hucow" is. Collarme has been such an education.

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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

See Michael?! Aren't those fakes looking like real gems now?

Janah, it did occur to me that a great companion thread to Michael's would be "favorite profiles we have known". I just figured out what a "hucow" is. Collarme has been such an education.

Unfortunately - I dont think this was a fake profile. In fact - Im pretty sure they were dead serious.
What is truly disturbing is that there is a high probability that the people who wrote that profile are voting today. Thats what really gives me shivers down my spine.