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mnottertail -> RE: Entertain me (10/25/2012 12:08:24 PM)
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Three guys are caught by a tribe of headhunters in deepest darkest africa:
A black guy.
A middle eastern guy or hispanic guy.
A very typical super white norwegian.
The headhunters walk up to the black guy and start pinching him all over, oohing and aahing---
the head man says, here is the deal, we are going to boil you alive eat and your heart. Now, you have a fine ebony skin, very delicate---and your bone structure---
Well, we could use your bones and stretch your skin over them and make a canoe fit for a king, so in honor of this, we will give you one last request....
Give me a knife, the guy says...
Knife????? confused, they go OK
He slits his own throat, saving himself the agony of boiling alive.
They go up to the middle eastern guy and it is the same routine---pinching poking--
the head man says, here is the deal, we are going to boil you alive eat and your heart. Now, you have a fine bronze skin, very delicate---and your bone structure---
Well, we could bone you and stretch your skin out and make a canoe fit for a prince, so in honor of this, we will give you one last request....
Give me a knife, the guy says...
Knife????? confused, they go OK
He slits his own throat, saving himself the agony of boiling alive.
They go up to the white guy
the head man says, here is the deal, we are going to boil you alive eat and your heart. Now, you have a good thick skin, big boned --
Well, we could bone you and stretch your skin out and make a good bang around canoe for a hunter or something, so in honor of this, we will give you one last request....
Give me a fork, the guy says...
Fork????? really confused, they go OK
Repeatedly stabbing himself in the chest he cries out, 'FUCK YOU AND YOUR GODDAMN CANOES!!!!'
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