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I'm enormously thankful for the following.... - 10/22/2012 5:34:01 PM

LookieNoNookie

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I have enough food to eat (even though I haven't a clue how to cook).

My mortgage is paid on time.

I have potatoes out in the front yard that I haven't picked for 2 years and there's a SHITLOAD of them! (Note to self: Gotta buy some butter....).

My mini van runs great! (Love that min van....sue me...I have 3 in case one breaks down....which they never do).

My cats think I walk on water (the truth is, I walk on their mice and other ground soft squishy thingies...almost always found near my bed...very occasionally at my pillow).

My shirts fit (most of the time).

My pants fit (most of the time....ok...rarely...but I can squeeze into the gawdamn things).

My desk is not entirely messy (and less so until my secretaries get tired of wading through all my shit....which of course, I wait until they're tired of wading through all my shit before I actually put anything away...and then, thankfully, they opt to put all my shit away).

I have an asshole neighbor whom I've put on a leash and that makes me feel unbelievably good :)

I'm thankful my VISA card isn't overdue (yet).

And finally, I'm thankful that my Mom is going to come over this weekend and teach me how to use (at 54) kitchen devices such as this thing that makes soup and meat while cooking all day long while I'm at work.

I am, incredibly thankful....for everything :).

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RE: I'm enormously thankful for the following.... - 10/22/2012 6:37:27 PM

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How is she going to show you how to use these kitchen things if you are at work?

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RE: I'm enormously thankful for the following.... - 10/22/2012 6:43:56 PM

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I love my slow cooker!

8 hours is too long for chicken though.

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RE: I'm enormously thankful for the following.... - 10/22/2012 7:09:15 PM

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How is she going to show you how to use these kitchen things if you are at work?

Well, that's perfectly obvious....she's going to use her master key, put those things in that thingie that makes that stuff and when it's all done and on my plate, she's going to say "I did this, then this, then some other things...and then a few others".

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RE: I'm enormously thankful for the following.... - 10/22/2012 7:36:32 PM

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Brilliant.

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RE: I'm enormously thankful for the following.... - 10/22/2012 7:39:51 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

.......

I have enough food to eat (even though I haven't a clue how to cook).

My mortgage is paid on time.

I have potatoes out in the front yard that I haven't picked for 2 years and there's a SHITLOAD of them! (Note to self: Gotta buy some butter....).

My mini van runs great! (Love that min van....sue me...I have 3 in case one breaks down....which they never do).

My cats think I walk on water (the truth is, I walk on their mice and other ground soft squishy thingies...almost always found near my bed...very occasionally at my pillow).

My shirts fit (most of the time).

My pants fit (most of the time....ok...rarely...but I can squeeze into the gawdamn things).

My desk is not entirely messy (and less so until my secretaries get tired of wading through all my shit....which of course, I wait until they're tired of wading through all my shit before I actually put anything away...and then, thankfully, they opt to put all my shit away).

I have an asshole neighbor whom I've put on a leash and that makes me feel unbelievably good :)

I'm thankful my VISA card isn't overdue (yet).

And finally, I'm thankful that my Mom is going to come over this weekend and teach me how to use (at 54) kitchen devices such as this thing that makes soup and meat while cooking all day long while I'm at work.

I am, incredibly thankful....for everything :).

I know you don't know me LNK...but I truly ADORE you for the fact that you are REAL!!!

BIG {{{HUGS}}} to LNK.

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RE: I'm enormously thankful for the following.... - 10/22/2012 8:39:29 PM

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I am enormously thankful for the life I've had and the people in it. Good bad and otherwise.

There seriously are just not words for it.

I am enormously thankful for the deep, unwavering joy for life, and peace, I was somehow infused with. Whatever else, under everything, it's always there.

All bullshit aside, I wish I could share that with everyone.

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RE: I'm enormously thankful for the following.... - 10/22/2012 9:05:40 PM

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quote:

I am, incredibly thankful....for everything :).

But your monkey is going into cardiac arrest!!!

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RE: I'm enormously thankful for the following.... - 10/22/2012 9:11:34 PM

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Gratitude is the best feeling in the world. I'm grateful for all of my experiences, even the "bad" ones, and for where they've brought me. I'm grateful for the people in my life - who are all so amazing in their own unique ways. I'm grateful for love - there is so much of it.

Life is Good.

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RE: I'm enormously thankful for the following.... - 10/22/2012 9:42:37 PM

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I'm thankful for my experiences also - including the negative ones. Because they've helped shape me into the person I am today.

I'm thankful I met my amazing husband. He has changed my life for the better. He is the most loving, caring, respectful, adorable, funny and gentle man I've ever had the pleasure of knowing. He makes me smile from the moment I wake up till I go to sleep.

I'm thankful that we are financially secure, we don't have to stress about the small stuff and live in this amazing country. I love living here, and I love that I get to choose to be American

I'm thankful for my entire extended family. For my family loving & supporting me no matter what and for my husband's family for accepting me completely and instantly. I know not everyone has that from their inlaws but I have been blessed with amazing ones.

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RE: I'm enormously thankful for the following.... - 10/23/2012 12:00:13 PM

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Nice thread, JJ. I enjoyed reading it.

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RE: I'm enormously thankful for the following.... - 10/23/2012 12:06:34 PM

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quote:

My mini van runs great! (Love that min van....sue me...I have 3 in case one breaks down....which they never do).

I have a couple mopar minivans (need a rear hatch and passenger mirror for the one to have it shipshape) (I welded the pins in the differentials and they will run that transmission forever now) two pickups a ford explorer sport, and a 92 caddie. (and a amc eagle under construction)

You need spares in the country.

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RE: I'm enormously thankful for the following.... - 10/23/2012 12:09:18 PM

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I'm enormously thankful for the people in my life - friends, family and Master

I'm grateful for the job I love, when less than a year ago I was considering leaving my job.

I'm grateful for a wonderful health system which is doing a fantastic job of finding out what is wrong with me, at no charge (excluding taxes lol)

I'm grateful for the chance to go back to college and study for my Masters, even if it means crow-barring study into an already hectic life.

I'm grateful for collarchat which allows me to chat to people I like on topics that interest me, all for free!

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RE: I'm enormously thankful for the following.... - 10/23/2012 12:09:32 PM

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If I give you a blow job, can I have one of your trucks?

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail
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I have a couple mopar minivans (need a rear hatch and passenger mirror for the one to have it shipshape) (I welded the pins in the differentials and they will run that transmission forever now) two pickups a ford explorer sport, and a 92 caddie. (and a amc eagle under construction)

You need spares in the country.

I'm incredibly thankful for my family, and the joy and purpose they bring to my life.

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RE: I'm enormously thankful for the following.... - 10/23/2012 12:10:53 PM

mnottertail

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Let the bidding wars begin....

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RE: I'm enormously thankful for the following.... - 10/23/2012 7:16:34 PM

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Brilliant.

It is truly a gift.

Even I don't know how I do it sometimes.

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RE: I'm enormously thankful for the following.... - 10/23/2012 7:18:04 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

If I give you a blow job, can I have one of your trucks?

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail
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I have a couple mopar minivans (need a rear hatch and passenger mirror for the one to have it shipshape) (I welded the pins in the differentials and they will run that transmission forever now) two pickups a ford explorer sport, and a 92 caddie. (and a amc eagle under construction)

You need spares in the country.

I'm incredibly thankful for my family, and the joy and purpose they bring to my life.

Hey hey hey hey hey!!!!!!

I got 3 gawdamn min vans!!!!!!

(Anyone got a damn truck for sale?)

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RE: I'm enormously thankful for the following.... - 10/23/2012 7:24:20 PM

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I'm incredibly grateful Mom hasn't kicked me outta the basement yet. And that she doesn't do the laundry too often-giving me porn surfing privacy
(And for the Iron man PJ's. Yeah-they rock)

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RE: I'm enormously thankful for the following.... - 10/23/2012 7:29:20 PM

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I'm thankful that both he and his mom allow me to live in his basement closet.

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RE: I'm enormously thankful for the following.... - 10/23/2012 7:44:32 PM

kitkat105

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LOL! Oh, you two!

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