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willow06 -> RE: soooooooooo....person beneath me... (10/1/2006 10:38:58 PM)

Sleep.  It's pretty rare for me.

Soooo... pmb, what's your dearest fantasy?




diz -> RE: soooooooooo....person beneath me... (10/2/2006 10:59:54 AM)

deepest fantasy..... hmmmm... winning the lottery ;)

sooooo pbm what is your most deviant desire?




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: soooooooooo....person beneath me... (10/2/2006 1:07:01 PM)

my most deviant desire..................castrate my ex[;)]

*** person beneath me....who was your best lover and what made them the best?




RubberWitch -> RE: soooooooooo....person beneath me... (10/2/2006 1:21:39 PM)

<<<< The one in this picture
Because she was so innocent when I met her
because she is so beautiful
because she understands me more than I do myself
J. (the male half of rubberwitch)


Who has been your worst lover? (we want funny stories)




diz -> RE: soooooooooo....person beneath me... (10/2/2006 4:10:49 PM)

my worst lover has been vanilla... all talk as usual and built up the fact he had an enormous penis.... ACK run for the hills i thought... so there we are having foreplay... i am trying to find something between his legs thru trousers... nope could not feel anything.. either i have lost my touch or this guy is just dead from the waist down...... we get undressed with the lights off (which will be self explanitary reallll soon) climb into bed.. yep under the covers at this stage i am wishing he would be less nilla and grab me etc etc... i know you get the picture LOL... ANYWAY... i start to kiss him and press against him  NOTHING!!! hmmm. i make a play for his penis and feel nothing..... OOPS.....i start to worry a bit.... i turn on the inner search party in me and find something and i am promising you here, no lies, no BS.. his penis was the size of my little finger... he mounted me very very quickly and shuddered....... YUP you guess it he had cum asap.... rolled off and fell asleep..... BLOODY HELL..... i did not feel a thing happen..!!!! size is not everything BUT he did not even have a good anything....!!!   pffftttttt NEVER AGAIN.... never been vanilla since LOL.

was that funny enough???
sooooooooooooo PBM worst chat up line you have ever had used on you?




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: soooooooooo....person beneath me... (10/2/2006 4:16:21 PM)

The worst chat line ever used on me was some man who told me that he never believed in love at first sight til he saw me...then went on to tell me he was married[8|]




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: soooooooooo....person beneath me... (10/2/2006 4:17:33 PM)

person beneath me....................have you ever been stood up???




diz -> RE: soooooooooo....person beneath me... (10/2/2006 4:18:51 PM)

yeah in private chat on this site LOLOL

soooooo pbm do you clean the toilet in your house?




greneyedjewel -> RE: soooooooooo....person beneath me... (10/2/2006 4:24:36 PM)

soooooo pbm do you clean the toilet in your house?

Oh constantly! i have a son, who misses and 2 cats that like to play in the toilet, which grosses me out to no end!

pbm do you clean on the weekends or during the week?




diz -> RE: soooooooooo....person beneath me... (10/2/2006 4:40:41 PM)

i have a cleaner twice a week, tuesday (tomorrow woot!!) and fridays but i have a general tidy up on sundays..

soooooo pbm what food do you detest?




acissej -> RE: soooooooooo....person beneath me... (10/2/2006 5:14:56 PM)

Tarragon.  I can't stand it.  Ew.  Blech.  Yuck.

Sooooo...pbm, how was your day?




cuddleheart50 -> RE: soooooooooo....person beneath me... (10/2/2006 5:19:13 PM)

same old, same old...work, work, work...lol


soooo pbm ever been to Kentucky




acissej -> RE: soooooooooo....person beneath me... (10/2/2006 5:55:24 PM)

Nope.

Soooooo...pbm, what are your favorite scents?




willow06 -> RE: soooooooooo....person beneath me... (10/2/2006 6:06:24 PM)

I like lavender, sandalwood, fresh laundry, and clean air (we don't get much of that in this city).

Soooooooo... pbm, do you have a crush?




DiurnalVampire -> RE: soooooooooo....person beneath me... (10/2/2006 6:11:41 PM)

A crush?  Sort of. But he doesnt know, I will never act on it and I am not teling who it is!

Soooo pbm, have you ever written an anonymous love letter?




cuddleheart50 -> RE: soooooooooo....person beneath me... (10/2/2006 6:17:30 PM)

I've written once several times, but never sent it.

soooo pbm what age do you consider being old.




willow06 -> RE: soooooooooo....person beneath me... (10/2/2006 6:19:24 PM)

Nope.  I find staring at them until they talk to me to be more effective.

Soooo... pbm, do you like giving/receiving candy or flowers for Valentine's Day?




DiurnalVampire -> RE: soooooooooo....person beneath me... (10/2/2006 6:24:07 PM)

I love sending candy, cant do flowers, the boy has alergies.

Soooo pbm, did you do anything worth mentioning this past weekend?




acissej -> RE: soooooooooo....person beneath me... (10/2/2006 6:28:05 PM)

Got a new car.  Went to my grandmother's 80th birthday party.  After two years, I finally saw the elusive bullfrog that lives in my pond.

Sooooo...pbm, can you sing in tune?




MysticFireTopaz -> RE: soooooooooo....person beneath me... (10/2/2006 6:30:26 PM)

Oh, gawd no.  My singing voice is so awful, my cat protests when I sing in the house.
 
sooo....pbm.....what do you consider your three best traits?




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