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RE: Doggy Poop Bags Left On Trail - 10/1/2012 9:06:14 PM

littlewonder

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ORIGINAL: hausboy

hey littlewonder....

he'd last two minutes, here, eh? In my old neighborhood, we had a shooting over someone's dog shitting on their yard.
I'm not here by choice....

But don't worry yourself descrite....it's all tongue in cheek. I deal with real life and death issues every day--anonymous internet posters with dogs who can't find a lawn when they crap truly aren't my top priority. welcome to the boards.

Ha! I went to the bus stop today about 4 blocks from my home and while waiting for my bus to take me to the college, I was approached by some dude who asked me if I wanted to buy some heroin and pulled out a needle. I was on the phone with Master at the time. I couldn't wait fast enough for the bus to get there!

And yup, around here, go ahead and let the dog crap in your yard...I hope you're carrying because they sure are!

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RE: Doggy Poop Bags Left On Trail - 10/1/2012 11:22:43 PM

MistressDarkArt

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A dance off, hot diggity. I want a front row seat for that!

Mistress, thank you for calling this fellow out.

Dusky, beautiful one, it's my pleasure! Would you like to contribute a few bags of used Tidy Cat to the endeavor? Because I'm SURE Mr. FreePooper will appreciate our largesse.

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RE: Doggy Poop Bags Left On Trail - 10/2/2012 12:08:17 AM

Duskypearls

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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

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A dance off, hot diggity. I want a front row seat for that!

Mistress, thank you for calling this fellow out.

Dusky, beautiful one, it's my pleasure! Would you like to contribute a few bags of used Tidy Cat to the endeavor? Because I'm SURE Mr. FreePooper will appreciate our largesse.

My dear, I would be delighted to make a generous contribution to the effort, but not Tidy Cat, to be sure. Perhaps I can donate a heaping portion of my cat, Weenie's, poop. Never have I smelled such horrendous cat poop. It smells like something crawled up her ass and died, is powerful enough to gag a maggot, and make a statement, in more ways than one!

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RE: Doggy Poop Bags Left On Trail - 10/2/2012 11:12:08 PM

MistressKel

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Check your plant food: it contains nitrates...same as dog urine. If your plants are so weak that pissing on them kills them, perhaps you ought try a different species.

1. Because dogs have meat or meat byproducts (meat) in their diet (high proteins), their urine tends to have high levels of nitrates. When this is the case, the raw nitrates, which have not been broken down will indeed 'burn' the plants. This is the same reason you can't put fresh manure or any kind of cat feces in a garden.

2. Urine has a high PH in most instances---it is acidic-this will also damage most plants because most require low PH levels.

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Warning: big parks have deer. Deer crap all over the place. Including trails. Be sure to wear your rubbers.

This is a fact. However, deer do not eat meat or other proteins...thus, their feces is not as offensive smelling as dog shit is. Besides, it's not so much the shit it's self as the lack of consideration that the owners have for other people and their property.

Finally, I know that I would not want some animal--ANY animal to use my plants as a bathroom because I pay my money for my plants, it's MY yard, that I pay for and who the fuck has the right to violate my personal space? (sorry...I have issues with personal space...my bad.)

Put the fucking owners on a damn leash...that's what I say...violate MY personal space...hell the fuck no.

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RE: Doggy Poop Bags Left On Trail - 10/2/2012 11:52:52 PM

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Check your plant food: it contains nitrates...same as dog urine. If your plants are so weak that pissing on them kills them, perhaps you ought try a different species.

1. Because dogs have meat or meat byproducts (meat) in their diet (high proteins), their urine tends to have high levels of nitrates. When this is the case, the raw nitrates, which have not been broken down will indeed 'burn' the plants. This is the same reason you can't put fresh manure or any kind of cat feces in a garden.

2. Urine has a high PH in most instances---it is acidic-this will also damage most plants because most require low PH levels.

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Warning: big parks have deer. Deer crap all over the place. Including trails. Be sure to wear your rubbers.

This is a fact. However, deer do not eat meat or other proteins...thus, their feces is not as offensive smelling as dog shit is. Besides, it's not so much the shit it's self as the lack of consideration that the owners have for other people and their property.

Finally, I know that I would not want some animal--ANY animal to use my plants as a bathroom because I pay my money for my plants, it's MY yard, that I pay for and who the fuck has the right to violate my personal space? (sorry...I have issues with personal space...my bad.)

Put the fucking owners on a damn leash...that's what I say...violate MY personal space...hell the fuck no.

*shrugs*