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It's international "Talk like a pirate day" - 9/19/2012 5:12:43 AM

Hillwilliam

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Walk the plank y'all.

(I'm a hillbilly pirate yarrrrrrrrrr)

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RE: It's international "Talk like a pirate day" - 9/19/2012 5:23:15 AM

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I'll just offer up the booty.

of cupcakes, that is

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RE: It's international "Talk like a pirate day" - 9/19/2012 5:57:40 AM

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Shiver me timbers, I want Poise to walk my Plank :-o

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RE: It's international "Talk like a pirate day" - 9/19/2012 7:35:41 AM

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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Walk the plank y'all.

(I'm a hillbilly pirate yarrrrrrrrrr)

Mrrrrr....

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RE: It's international "Talk like a pirate day" - 9/19/2012 7:59:46 AM

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Dress like a pirate day would be more fun.

I'd be an English pirate, so I suppose I would say something like 'Hoist the main sail, if you wouldn't mind awfully old chum. Avast, would you lousy landlubbers like a nice cup of tea before I pillage your vessel? Now, if you'd all be so kind as to walk the plank, thanks ever so much. Arrrrr.'

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RE: It's international "Talk like a pirate day" - 9/19/2012 8:02:26 AM

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Keelhaul Schramm!

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RE: It's international "Talk like a pirate day" - 9/19/2012 8:09:30 AM

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Dress like a pirate day would be more fun.

I'd be an English pirate, so I suppose I would say something like 'Hoist the main sail, if you wouldn't mind awfully old chum. Avast, would you lousy landlubbers like a nice cup of tea before I pillage your vessel? Now, if you'd all be so kind as to walk the plank, thanks ever so much. Arrrrr.'

Scottish ones would be more likely to say 'Haw! Fannybaws! Swab thay decks by the way!'

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RE: It's international "Talk like a pirate day" - 9/19/2012 8:21:25 AM

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http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
We owe much of pirate everything to Robert Lewis Stevenson btw.

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RE: It's international "Talk like a pirate day" - 9/19/2012 8:27:49 AM

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ORIGINAL: AthenaSurrenders

Dress like a pirate day would be more fun.

I'd be an English pirate, so I suppose I would say something like 'Hoist the main sail, if you wouldn't mind awfully old chum. Avast, would you lousy landlubbers like a nice cup of tea before I pillage your vessel? Now, if you'd all be so kind as to walk the plank, thanks ever so much. Arrrrr.'

Way to go, Athena. No reason pirates can't be polite and civilized!

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RE: It's international "Talk like a pirate day" - 9/19/2012 8:27:56 AM

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We sung that song better in high school (when I could still sing) - and we were not even native speakers.

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RE: It's international "Talk like a pirate day" - 9/19/2012 8:38:38 AM

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I’ve polished me hook and oiled me peg
An’ shined up the boot on me other leg.
I’ll say “arrgh” and “avast” as I picks at me arse
An’ I’ll talk like John Silver for this once-a-year farce.
I’ll yell “Run up the jib” from atop the poop deck
And try to avoid Davy Jones’ old wreck.
Now where is that wench with me pitcher of grog?
If she don’t hurry up I’ll have someone to flog!
People will think I’m a salty old codger
As I sails ‘cross the seas ‘neath the ol’ Jolly Roger.
I’ll bloody me cutlass as I plunder and pillage,
Then tomorrow it’s back to my shop in the village.

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RE: It's international "Talk like a pirate day" - 9/19/2012 8:52:28 AM

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Well, shiver me wallahoovias, matey.

Cor! I'll have you hung from the highest yardarm in the British navy, Davey.

Avast ya wenches git your bloody gub polishing and swabbing this spotted dick. And put your backs into it, you witches and daughters of hell.

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RE: It's international "Talk like a pirate day" - 9/19/2012 9:01:58 AM

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avast me hearties.

parlay?

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RE: It's international "Talk like a pirate day" - 9/19/2012 9:09:18 AM

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I'm celebrating vicariously - the girl is decking out and hitting the bars.

(I have every intention of going with her next year! It's fun to dress up. And, I do a mean pirate voice.)

If you really wanna sound swag: http://www.talklikeapirate.com/translator.html

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RE: It's international "Talk like a pirate day" - 9/19/2012 10:40:44 AM

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ORIGINAL: WomanlyWiles

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ORIGINAL: AthenaSurrenders

Dress like a pirate day would be more fun.

I'd be an English pirate, so I suppose I would say something like 'Hoist the main sail, if you wouldn't mind awfully old chum. Avast, would you lousy landlubbers like a nice cup of tea before I pillage your vessel? Now, if you'd all be so kind as to walk the plank, thanks ever so much. Arrrrr.'

Scottish ones would be more likely to say 'Haw! Fannybaws! Swab thay decks by the way!'

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RE: It's international "Talk like a pirate day" - 9/19/2012 12:20:04 PM

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RE: It's international "Talk like a pirate day" - 9/20/2012 11:05:39 PM

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Scottish ones would be more likely to say 'Haw! Fannybaws! Swab thay decks by the way!'

I love you.

Oi!

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RE: It's international "Talk like a pirate day" - 9/21/2012 6:26:25 PM

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Oooh, he lives in a pineapple under da sea.

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RE: It's international "Talk like a pirate day" - 9/21/2012 6:29:16 PM

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Head to Somalia............... (Modern version of RLS)

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RE: It's international "Talk like a pirate day" - 9/21/2012 6:32:55 PM

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ORIGINAL: AthenaSurrenders

Dress like a pirate day would be more fun.

I'd be an English pirate, so I suppose I would say something like 'Hoist the main sail, if you wouldn't mind awfully old chum. Avast, would you lousy landlubbers like a nice cup of tea before I pillage your vessel? Now, if you'd all be so kind as to walk the plank, thanks ever so much. Arrrrr.'

As an Englishman, and a polite one at that (except in P & R) I take exception.

The correct terminology would be "excuse me old bean, can I borrow your boat"

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