I just wanna say one thing....all kinks aside.....or....

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LookieNoNookie -> I just wanna say one thing....all kinks aside.....or.... (9/14/2012 4:31:41 PM)
Okay...I just totally flat the fuck out lied....I got every fucking kink there is...ain't no kinks aside....if there's a kink....I got it.... Let's talk about my kinks....(too voluminous to describe). (let's talk about me). If you can imagine it....that IS my fucking kink. Nice thing about my kinks is...I kinda fit everyone's gig. Lamp poles....I'm in. Straw bales....I'm in. UFO's....if there's pussy involved..... (I'm in).

FirmhandKY -> RE: I just wanna say one thing....all kinks aside.....or.... (9/14/2012 4:44:26 PM)
Dipping in the sauce a little early, tonight aren'cha, Lookie? [:D] Firm

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I just wanna say one thing....all kinks aside.....or.... (9/14/2012 4:45:20 PM)
Oh, JJ. You are a fucking pervert. I love you, man.

LadyPact -> RE: I just wanna say one thing....all kinks aside.....or.... (9/14/2012 4:49:04 PM)
Sure. You say that now, JJ. Want some candy, little boy?

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I just wanna say one thing....all kinks aside.....or.... (9/14/2012 4:51:10 PM)
Oh honey. JJ would be PLENTY FUN. We'd need... props. Human props. Yeah...[8D]

LadyPact -> RE: I just wanna say one thing....all kinks aside.....or.... (9/14/2012 4:56:02 PM)
Human props????? Oh, the ideas I already have. I'm kind of twisted that way.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I just wanna say one thing....all kinks aside.....or.... (9/14/2012 4:56:23 PM)
He is on board. You can trust me. Yep.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I just wanna say one thing....all kinks aside.....or.... (9/14/2012 4:57:36 PM)
Oh, JJ, you're cool if we have some minor fappage over what we want to do with/to/for you, right? I mean we will anyway, it just seems polite to ask.

LaTigresse -> RE: I just wanna say one thing....all kinks aside.....or.... (9/14/2012 5:04:34 PM)
This sounds like fun!

LadyPact -> RE: I just wanna say one thing....all kinks aside.....or.... (9/14/2012 5:14:03 PM)
Minor fappage? Hell, I'm looking at travel agents.

LaTigresse -> RE: I just wanna say one thing....all kinks aside.....or.... (9/14/2012 5:23:31 PM)
I am thinking that my porch overlooking the orchard would be, not only a fabulous place for coffee, and later on wine........but also an excellent place to play lawn darts.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I just wanna say one thing....all kinks aside.....or.... (9/14/2012 5:44:29 PM)
Oh and croquet!! Mallets AND pointed things!! I'm happy to loan out hats and gloves for those who like to dress up!

CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: I just wanna say one thing....all kinks aside.....or.... (9/14/2012 5:47:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Oh and croquet!! Mallets AND pointed things!! I'm happy to loan out hats and gloves for those who like to dress up! Oh... I love croquet. [image]http://content9.flixster.com/question/53/35/45/5335455_std.jpg[/image]

LaTigresse -> RE: I just wanna say one thing....all kinks aside.....or.... (9/14/2012 5:50:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Oh and croquet!! Mallets AND pointed things!! I'm happy to loan out hats and gloves for those who like to dress up! Yes, I think we should have hats and gloves. It would give a veddy garden party vibe to the event.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I just wanna say one thing....all kinks aside.....or.... (9/14/2012 5:55:03 PM)
I am made for garden parties! With pointed sticks and thuddy things.

yourdarkdesire -> RE: I just wanna say one thing....all kinks aside.....or.... (9/14/2012 5:55:11 PM)
Ooh ooh ooh! digs out old lawn darts Can I come?

LaTigresse -> RE: I just wanna say one thing....all kinks aside.....or.... (9/14/2012 6:05:57 PM)
Yay!!!!!! We have the lawn darts! However, the victim.......ahhh......the OP seems to have disappeared. Apparently his kink list got considerably shorter when the pointy things were mentioned....?

CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: I just wanna say one thing....all kinks aside.....or.... (9/14/2012 6:17:13 PM)
[image]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Qo4WaaCGlis/UDF7JQALQhI/AAAAAAABI-g/coyFDrPvjE8/s1600/800px-France_in_XXI_Century._Water_croquet.jpg[/image]

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just wanna say one thing....all kinks aside.....or.... (9/15/2012 4:24:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Oh honey. JJ would be PLENTY FUN. We'd need... props. Human props. Yeah...[8D] Or just some Christmas lights.....15 watters.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just wanna say one thing....all kinks aside.....or.... (9/15/2012 4:25:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: yourdarkdesire Ooh ooh ooh! digs out old lawn darts Can I come? Well, that is the question now, isn't it?

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