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smallonem -> should i or should i not? (8/26/2012 9:34:38 AM)

I am asub male with that is currently unowned. Its been 3 weeks since i masturbated should i masturbate or no?
What do mistresses prefer a milked male or one thta is kept in chastity?



DarkSteven -> RE: should i or should i not? (8/26/2012 9:35:31 AM)

*Sigh*



anniezz338 -> RE: should i or should i not? (8/26/2012 9:39:01 AM)

I hear if they don't own you, they don't care. Just what i heard.



LadyPact -> RE: should i or should i not? (8/26/2012 9:47:56 AM)

Why on God's green earth would you think that anybody on this board cares whether or not you masturbate. OP? Would you walk into a room of people that you don't know and pass along that little gem? If you would, that may have something to do with the fact that you are masturbating rather than having the social skills to have a relationship.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: should i or should i not? (8/26/2012 9:48:00 AM)

Oh for fuck's sake.




lizi -> RE: should i or should i not? (8/26/2012 9:48:48 AM)

You are likely to be unowned for a good long while. Do what makes you happy. When you actually find a partner you can ask her what she prefers. There isn't a one size fits all deal.



DaddySatyr -> RE: should i or should i not? (8/26/2012 9:53:26 AM)

I think you should masturbate at minimum three times per day but you should do it wearing one of those surgical gloves (you don't want to actually touch a penis) and don't use any kind of lubricant.

Remember; three times a day. Don't worry about it being sore or the blood that may or may not ooze. Dommes dig that.



Peace and comfort,



Michael



AthenaSurrenders -> RE: should i or should i not? (8/26/2012 9:53:59 AM)

I hear that mistresses prefer men who don't talk about their dicks/masturbatory habits on the collarme message boards. I hear that mistresses see posts like the OP and think 'only interested in his own dick, and labouring under the misapprehension that strangers want to get him off by telling him not to masturbate'.

Go ahead, wank yourself silly. Or not. Whatever. Just don't tell us about it.



lizi -> RE: should i or should i not? (8/26/2012 9:59:58 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr

I think you should masturbate at minimum three times per day but you should do it wearing one of those surgical gloves (you don't want to actually touch a penis) and don't use any kind of lubricant.

Remember; three times a day. Don't worry about it being sore or the blood that may or may not ooze. Dommes dig that.



Peace and comfort,



Michael


Bwahhahahaa! That made me spray the computer screen [:D]
Too funny.



poise -> RE: should i or should i not? (8/26/2012 10:03:02 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: smallonem

I am asub male with that is currently unowned. Its been 3 weeks since i masturbated missing punctuation should i masturbate or no?
What do mistresses prefer missing punctuation a milked male or one thta is kept in chastity?

I think you're lying, and you were actually masturbating while typing this.
I think most mistresses would prefer honesty over anything else. [:-]



DaddySatyr -> RE: should i or should i not? (8/26/2012 10:10:56 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: lizi


quote:

ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr

I think you should masturbate at minimum three times per day but you should do it wearing one of those surgical gloves (you don't want to actually touch a penis) and don't use any kind of lubricant.

Remember; three times a day. Don't worry about it being sore or the blood that may or may not ooze. Dommes dig that.



Peace and comfort,



Michael


Bwahhahahaa! That made me spray the computer screen [:D]
Too funny.


If I keep this up, my signature line might have to contain a disclaimer about how I'm not responsible for computer screens, keyboards, etc.



Peace and comfort,



Michael



SylvereApLeanan -> RE: should i or should i not? (8/26/2012 10:11:38 AM)

Your absolutely should masturbate...with sandpaper. [8|]



Lucylastic -> RE: should i or should i not? (8/26/2012 10:16:00 AM)

or some velcro wrapped around your knuckles, the hooky part only



searching4mysir -> RE: should i or should i not? (8/26/2012 10:18:15 AM)

FR

Maybe he should cut it off so that he doesn't have to worry about it any more. I hear a dull hacksaw works well.



bighappygoth39 -> RE: should i or should i not? (8/26/2012 10:20:05 AM)

No, he should first wrap barbed wire around his hand, and then masturbate with it. That would be more fun for him, of course... [;)][8D]



Tantriqu -> RE: should i or should i not? (8/26/2012 10:21:35 AM)

Or with a cucumber fresh from the garden; those OTHER invisible little prickles embed, and sting for DAYS. Or so I hear . . .



Lucylastic -> RE: should i or should i not? (8/26/2012 10:22:09 AM)

nettles?



smallonem -> RE: should i or should i not? (8/26/2012 10:34:53 AM)

First of all thanks for all the jarsj commenys. And so you all knoe that wasnt me that wrote that apparantly i jave been hacked. Now ok i fixed everything.



DaddySatyr -> RE: should i or should i not? (8/26/2012 10:36:13 AM)

Are you into dollification, by any chance?



Peace and comfort,



Michael



LadyPact -> RE: should i or should i not? (8/26/2012 10:40:55 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: smallonem

First of all thanks for all the jarsj commenys. And so you all knoe that wasnt me that wrote that apparantly i jave been hacked. Now ok i fixed everything.
Was the picture a hack job too? Just curious because most folks would prefer that you wore pants.




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