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Marc2b -> RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! (3/12/2014 2:54:19 AM)
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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic
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1. Yup.
2. Yup.
3. Yup.
4. Nope . . . but only because my running up the stairs days are over.
5. Yup . . . and my neighbors, colleagues, casual acquaintances, women I pass on the street . . .
6. Oh yeah, I've had that fantasy since junior high school (girl's locker room, here I come).
7. I prefer to just wait for it to go down. If you have top go bad enough then it is uncomfortable enough for the morning wood to go down fairly quickly . . . but it is still kind of annoying to stand there in front of the toilet . . . waiting . . . waiting . . . "oh my darlin', oh my darlin' oh my darlin' Clemintine . . .
8. Of course. Whew. It turns out I'm comfortably average.
9. The Nod is an important part of male relations. It means "I'm sure I could kick your ass and you're sure you could kick my ass but we are both sociable enough that we don't have to put it to the test . . . today."
10. Nope. I have some standards (I have been know to do the hillbilly blow when outside, though).
11. Yup. But do you know what is really weird? When you have that fart that is stuck in your pant leg and you have to shake your leg to get it to travel down your leg and exit.
12. Nope. For some reason that one never occurred to me. However I have, as a kid over at a friends house or as a drunk adult at an outdoor party, played "swords" with the pee streams (today I think they call it "light sabers).
13. Nope. But only because I don't do facebook all that often.
14. Nope. In my fantasies I'm usually the one blowing shit up (I have a lot of pent up anger).
15. Yup. Although today I do it to check for blood because I have diverticulitis. That's middle age for ya.
16. Nope.
17. Nope. Not with my underwear. My sneaker, yes, but not my underwear. That's just gross.
18. On a regular basis.
19. Nope. I piss loud and proud.
20. Yup.
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