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jlf1961 -> RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! (2/17/2014 6:26:03 PM)

My darling husband,
Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pick up came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
XXX

P.S. Your girlfriend called.



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smileforme50 -> RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! (2/17/2014 7:27:37 PM)


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

My darling husband,
Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pick up came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
XXX

P.S. Your girlfriend called.



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Damn.....and I"m the one who went 17 years without my driver's license????



dreamofthemoon -> RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! (2/17/2014 7:30:39 PM)

For the computer geeks. [:)]

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smileforme50 -> RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! (2/17/2014 7:45:14 PM)

I don't know if you can read all of this....it's kind of blurry....but this a house-made condiment sold at a seafood restaurant in Delaware called "Crabby Dick's"

This is "Crabby Dick's Seaman Sauce #69....Great on Balls" Their (crab) "Balls" are their specialty hors douvres

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punisher440 -> RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! (2/18/2014 6:38:55 AM)

Before you say "photoshopped", go look up maned wolf...this is real folks....[sm=whoa.gif]

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punisher440 -> RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! (2/18/2014 6:40:20 AM)

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punisher440 -> RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! (2/18/2014 6:41:37 AM)

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punisher440 -> RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! (2/18/2014 6:42:50 AM)

For da Bunny.....[8D]

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freedomdwarf1 -> RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! (2/18/2014 6:45:04 AM)


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ORIGINAL: punisher440

Before you say "photoshopped", go look up maned wolf...this is real folks....[sm=whoa.gif]

[image]local://upfiles/1191351/4ECF74ABDCA443A29A098107F77ACEFA.jpg[/image]

Nice animal.
A bit strange-looking, but otherwise looks good.

Question: Why did you post it on Train Wreck?? [sm=dunno.gif]



ExquisiteStings -> RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! (2/18/2014 6:49:07 AM)

Smile for me: it would be worth it just to get the bottle. There's a hot sauce kiosk in the Farmer's Market out here in L.A.  that's dedicated just to hot sauce. They have ratings on the sauce from 0 (which has no taste) to 10++ (as in say goodbye to any semblance of taste you might have had for the next several days) And all the labels are fun to read. There's one green one, whose rating I forget, but the name, "Mean Green Motherfucker" does not escape one's mind too easily.



punisher440 -> RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! (2/18/2014 6:50:05 AM)

Besides me thinking it looked interesting...if those long legs matched with a more normal sized body isn't a train wreck,I've never seen one.....[;)]



Rule -> RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! (2/18/2014 9:00:43 AM)

I thought that it ate small rodents and such. But looking at those legs I wonder whether it might also eat poisonous snakes...?



SweetAngel43211 -> RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! (2/18/2014 12:12:48 PM)

Man this is so true!

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SweetAngel43211 -> RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! (2/18/2014 12:21:23 PM)

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smileforme50 -> RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! (2/18/2014 3:06:22 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ExquisiteStings

Smile for me: it would be worth it just to get the bottle. There's a hot sauce kiosk in the Farmer's Market out here in L.A.  that's dedicated just to hot sauce. They have ratings on the sauce from 0 (which has no taste) to 10++ (as in say goodbye to any semblance of taste you might have had for the next several days) And all the labels are fun to read. There's one green one, whose rating I forget, but the name, "Mean Green Motherfucker" does not escape one's mind too easily.


But the pic I put up isn't a. "Hot sauce". It''a " Crabby Dick's #69 Seamen Sauce that's 'Great on Balls' ".....from Lewes, Delaware. I like to see it as proof that there is still hope for my home state of "Vanillaware"



Delilya -> RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! (2/19/2014 6:25:13 AM)

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SweetAngel43211 -> RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! (2/19/2014 3:44:27 PM)

I so want to put this up on certain posts at times lol...

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smileforme50 -> RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! (2/19/2014 5:10:20 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Delilya

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That's called "Having your priorities straight"



jlf1961 -> RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! (2/19/2014 5:18:31 PM)

R2D2 finished product, built under Republican budget cuts and Democratic ecofriendly materials list.

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smileforme50 -> RE: TRAIN WRECK!!! (2/19/2014 6:57:09 PM)

Ok....I know that "Hello Kitty" is popular....but I just can't imagine seeing this in the kitchen of a grown adult. This is a genuine 0.7 cu ft microwave oven selling for $89.99 at Kmart.... Kinda gives me the creeps to see a face looking at me from my microwave.

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