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ORIGINAL: tommonymous

Thanks for the reminder, Lucy! I think a lot of people have been lying about their penis size. Or we're (collectively) just horseshit at estimation. I have a possible solution to get the numbers back to reality.

Ladies (and women, too), please do all of us a favor: Go find a ruler, make a fist on a counter top or table with your pinky down, thumb and forefinger towards the ceiling. Now, measure from the surface to the top of your fist. This is a handy measuring stick that you'll have the next time you're sexing someone up. Just grab a handful of dick, and see how big it is relative to your fist. One and a half? Two? Two and a half? Three?! (You lucky dog, you!) That should put us all on the same page. Obviously, it's going to be a bit harder if you can't use your hands. So, try to squeeze in a good squeeze or two before you're delightfully restrained. [:D]

Please keep in mind that I'm not taking any responsibility for the fallout if you call a guy on his ten-incher that just barely peeks out of your second hand... That's all on you, and him. [;)]