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OsideGirl -> Do you ever find the scammer profiles humorous? (8/7/2012 12:04:33 PM)
I'll be the first to say that I think the female scammer profiles are better done than the males. I was recently contacted by one that said he a 5'3", 144lb, Native American from New York. (FYI, he didn't know which tribe he was from) He loves Raves, but only tolerates clubbing. (Raves are a giant dance club) He tolerates SCA, but dislikes Renaissance Fairs. (SCA is a Renaissance re-enactment group) He tolerates volunteerism. (Seriously, you only tolerate volunteering to do good works?) He loves antiques, is curious about flea markets, but dislikes garage sales. (Apparently, he doesn't want to find antiques...) He's an expert gambler, but hates it. (I'm still trying to quantify this one) I do find it funny that in their effort to try to appear real, they end up proving that they don't know what those words mean. Some get downright comical. At least this one went away when I told him to. The rest usually try to arm wrestle you into going onto Yahoo Messenger.

searching4mysir -> RE: Do you ever find the scammer profiles humorous? (8/7/2012 12:07:35 PM)
I get great giggles out of the "dom you now" profiles where they start out calling you a worthless slut (if I'm worthless, why do you want to own me?) or the ones who are "give me money now you worthless paypig" and show the duck lips and the middle fingers.

BurntKitty -> RE: Do you ever find the scammer profiles humorous? (8/7/2012 12:17:48 PM)
I went into motherly mode with a 50lb 6' guy from NY, FL. (OK, I'm originally from NY so I'm familiar with most of the areas, and I currently reside in Fla.) He was listed as African American, his pic was from an issue of GQ courtesy of tineye, and rather Nordic looking. After reading a "sob story" message, I replied with full on "you poor boy, you're so malnourished, come here now & let me feed you. I'll make chicken soup so it's easier on your digestion." I asked him where in NY, Fl he lived. I inquired whether it was Boca Brooklyn, or Staten Lauderdale. I told him I was going to send my son to fetch his starved self so I could fatten him back up, no one should go hungry. After that he just stopped replying. Must have starved to death.

slaveby12 -> RE: Do you ever find the scammer profiles humorous? (8/7/2012 12:20:44 PM)
I want to hang out with all these people who live for amusement parks.

mnottertail -> RE: Do you ever find the scammer profiles humorous? (8/7/2012 12:21:18 PM)
Hello, I am Sharon by name,i have not learned spaces,if you contact me on somethingoranother we can talk more better and I can send it to you with pictures there.

KYsissy -> RE: Do you ever find the scammer profiles humorous? (8/7/2012 12:24:32 PM)
I have seen a few insist on using Teamview software. This appears to be like PC anywhere allowing full access remotely. Not too bright if someone actually allows that.

DaddySatyr -> RE: Do you ever find the scammer profiles humorous? (8/7/2012 12:55:03 PM)
Oside, I can explain one of those points ... maybe. I play a lot of online poker (even before the advent of Texas Hold 'Em, I used to play a lot of 7 card on Yahell Games). I like to get involved in weekly (or bi-weekly), friendly poker games (we limit the amount people can lose and we have a time after which anyone that wants to leave can't be bitched at for "running off with peoples' money). However, when I was very young, I was exposed to some of the ugly sights of gambling and I actually detest it. Oh, I could whoop your ass at poker but, I will not gamble (up to and including not being willing to spend much time even walking THROUGH a casino). I would hazard a guess that someone who is "expert" at gambling but hates it might be a recovering compulsive gambler. Peace and comfort, Michael

LadyConstanze -> RE: Do you ever find the scammer profiles humorous? (8/7/2012 1:15:06 PM)
I kinda like the "superior so give me all your money" types, especially if their spelling is seriously poor - oh well, maybe they are so dominant that even a language has to bow to their rules...

DarkSteven -> RE: Do you ever find the scammer profiles humorous? (8/7/2012 1:35:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl I'll be the first to say that I think the female scammer profiles are better done than the males. I doubt that the males could be worse. I've had some that were mere lists of what foods they could cook, and what sex they had done. My all time prize had a sex change - it started off female and somewhere got confused and talked about cock size and became male.

OsideGirl -> RE: Do you ever find the scammer profiles humorous? (8/7/2012 1:56:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr Oside, I can explain one of those points ... maybe. I play a lot of online poker (even before the advent of Texas Hold 'Em, I used to play a lot of 7 card on Yahell Games). I like to get involved in weekly (or bi-weekly), friendly poker games (we limit the amount people can lose and we have a time after which anyone that wants to leave can't be bitched at for "running off with peoples' money). However, when I was very young, I was exposed to some of the ugly sights of gambling and I actually detest it. Oh, I could whoop your ass at poker but, I will not gamble (up to and including not being willing to spend much time even walking THROUGH a casino). I would hazard a guess that someone who is "expert" at gambling but hates it might be a recovering compulsive gambler. Peace and comfort, Michael Okay, but this person thinks that Native American means born in America rather than what it actually means, so chances are this person is from a country where English is not the first language and more likely misunderstands what the word gambling means.

TNDommeK -> RE: Do you ever find the scammer profiles humorous? (8/7/2012 2:09:07 PM)
I really don't get many scammers anymore. Of course now that I have said this, they will come pouring in. But when I did, it's usually the guys pretending to be female slaves. I like trolling them when I find out they are scammers.

OsideGirl -> RE: Do you ever find the scammer profiles humorous? (8/7/2012 2:24:35 PM)
I get pretty much all guys...and all except a very few say they're "Native American". They get very confused when you ask which tribe they're from. They pretty much try anything to get me to go on Yahoo. I'm not sure why that's the goal, whether they upload a virus or think it will prompt me to send them money or what.

Winterapple -> RE: Do you ever find the scammer profiles humorous? (8/7/2012 2:25:02 PM)
Some of them are very entertaining and not just the scanners but the generic fake profiles. I love the ones with improbable photos. A nice respectable looking lady in what looks like a photo taken at a wedding or something. Then the profile talks about her husband/Dom is lending her out now, she will relocate and needs only a small closet to live in. Ands she's into everything from gangbangs to diapers. The confusion about what Native American means is one of the biggest tells. And they never think to put opera as a hard limit. That seems to be the most common hard limit amongst Americans.

GreedyTop -> RE: Do you ever find the scammer profiles humorous? (8/7/2012 2:51:19 PM)
WHEW! I'm not a scammer!! I like opera!! !

searching4mysir -> RE: Do you ever find the scammer profiles humorous? (8/7/2012 3:58:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl I get pretty much all guys...and all except a very few say they're "Native American". They get very confused when you ask which tribe they're from. They pretty much try anything to get me to go on Yahoo. I'm not sure why that's the goal, whether they upload a virus or think it will prompt me to send them money or what. You can't really report them for communication that occurs off-site. They can't really upload a virus unless you click on a link that they send or allow them to send you a file.

hardcybermaster -> RE: Do you ever find the scammer profiles humorous? (8/7/2012 4:17:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr Oside, I can explain one of those points ... maybe. I play a lot of online poker (even before the advent of Texas Hold 'Em, I used to play a lot of 7 card on Yahell Games). I like to get involved in weekly (or bi-weekly), friendly poker games (we limit the amount people can lose and we have a time after which anyone that wants to leave can't be bitched at for "running off with peoples' money). However, when I was very young, I was exposed to some of the ugly sights of gambling and I actually detest it. Oh, I could whoop your ass at poker but, I will not gamble (up to and including not being willing to spend much time even walking THROUGH a casino). I would hazard a guess that someone who is "expert" at gambling but hates it might be a recovering compulsive gambler. Peace and comfort, Michael thanks for "maybe" explaining one point out of many in a scamming profile in a completely humourless way. I will be sure to note it down in my "how not to get scammed" book. you sound like a scammer mike,you play online poker yet you detest gambling peaceful and comfy

punisher440 -> RE: Do you ever find the scammer profiles humorous? (8/7/2012 4:50:53 PM)
FR I really enjoy this well used fem slave/sub profile text,I see it at least twice a day.Someone please tell me no Master or Dom would ever reply except to torment this scammer.Although a few are getting smarter and stealing better profile text,that works out until they write the first message starting out "Am xxxxxx by name....".[8\|] Am 100% sex slave xxxxxxx, 27yrs, 5'7", 134lbs. ,average , 31 waist, moderate� 34C breast, Blond hair, Hazel eyes and clean shaved pussy. I'm a 24/7 slave seeking a master to own me as a property and willing to serve and worship always till the rest of my life. I'm well trained and experienced sex slave for sexual,domestic and household use and I specialize on fisting, spanking, whipping, anal and oral torture, bondage, pumping,banging, role play, flogging, wax, pins, nudity, humiliation, water sport, toilet and so on. Death, Blood, Scat, unhealthy and Anything Illegal are my limits, Am free and willing to relocate asap,if you are ready to relocate me there Get back to me with your interest then we can start a good relationship from there. if you're interested kindly get back to me on yahoo im chat.mine is [email protected] can Add me, Lets chat and share feelings together to see how things work out for us. And the sub/slaves that list CBT as a fetish they like is always good for a laugh.

OsideGirl -> RE: Do you ever find the scammer profiles humorous? (8/7/2012 4:54:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: searching4mysir quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl I get pretty much all guys...and all except a very few say they're "Native American". They get very confused when you ask which tribe they're from. They pretty much try anything to get me to go on Yahoo. I'm not sure why that's the goal, whether they upload a virus or think it will prompt me to send them money or what. You can't really report them for communication that occurs off-site. They can't really upload a virus unless you click on a link that they send or allow them to send you a file. Yeah, but if someone is dumb enough to follow them to Yahoo, they might be dumb enough to think the scammer is sending a picture and accept it.

CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: Do you ever find the scammer profiles humorous? (8/7/2012 6:24:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop WHEW! I'm not a scammer!! I like opera!! ! Give GreedyTop all of your money... or you are a fake and not a twue.

LanaDeVille -> RE: Do you ever find the scammer profiles humorous? (8/7/2012 8:57:16 PM)
If I get a fake, it's mostly fake females. Aka, men pretending to be women. They make it so obvious. I don't know a single female that gives a one word answer for every single question. [:D]

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