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Marc2b -> RE: Dumb Laws by State (7/31/2012 6:48:34 AM)
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From Alaska:
Pushing a live moose out of a moving airplane is against the law.
Somehow, I just know that Sarah Palin has something to do with this.
From my home state of New York:
Jumping off the Empire State Building is against the law. Obviously.
Believe it or not, there is a persistent myth that if you jump of the Empire State Building, high altitude winds will push you back up to where you were.
From Tennessee:
Eating roadkill is against the law in Tennessee.
That's right! Screw over the poor people again! Probably their one and only source of protein, ya know.
From Utah:
Women are legally prohibited from swearing or using profane language in Logan, Utah.
Well, that will take a lot of the fun out of sex. "Oh yes! Insert your penis into me and move it back and forth rapidly! Oh yes, oh yes!"
From Wyoming:
It is against the law to photograph a rabbit throughout the month of June.
Huh?
From Arizona:
A technicality in the way the law is written allows for a man to beat his wife but not more than once a month.
"I'm sorry honey but we can't have Master/slave day this weekend... we had one last weekend, remember?"
From California:
A man may beat his wife with a leather strap or belt but it must be no more than 2 inches as long as his wife gives consent before the beating takes place. A man can use a wider strap if the wife is okay with that.
Are they sure about this one? It sounds like a variation of the old "Rule of Thumb" myth.
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