Cosmocking Special Edition: Fifty Shades of Cosmocking!

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kalikshama -> Cosmocking Special Edition: Fifty Shades of Cosmocking! (7/11/2012 3:10:52 PM)
Cosmo's BDSM FAIL: http://pervocracy.blogspot.com/2012/07/cosmocking-special-edition-fifty-shades.html

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Cosmocking Special Edition: Fifty Shades of Cosmocking! (7/11/2012 3:29:02 PM)
ROFLMAO! O.M.G. Toilet paper bondage. [img]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/554/facepalm.jpg[/img]

pyschosubmission -> RE: Cosmocking Special Edition: Fifty Shades of Cosmocking! (7/11/2012 3:30:01 PM)
Words fail me, that's a clusterfuck of fail

kalikshama -> RE: Cosmocking Special Edition: Fifty Shades of Cosmocking! (7/11/2012 3:30:27 PM)
They must be using more than 2 ply at Cosmo.

SassySarijane -> RE: Cosmocking Special Edition: Fifty Shades of Cosmocking! (7/11/2012 3:32:57 PM)
Wow! So toilet paper bondage and non-consensual acts with your SO, way to go Cosmo. Dumbasses.

mnottertail -> RE: Cosmocking Special Edition: Fifty Shades of Cosmocking! (7/11/2012 3:33:54 PM)
I'm sure they are using Bounty, with the size of those asses.

pyschosubmission -> RE: Cosmocking Special Edition: Fifty Shades of Cosmocking! (7/11/2012 3:35:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan ROFLMAO! O.M.G. Toilet paper bondage. [img]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/554/facepalm.jpg[/img] I was literally going to post that exact photo, but then though "No, you can't PS, you've spammed the good people with Jean Luc enough already"

mnottertail -> RE: Cosmocking Special Edition: Fifty Shades of Cosmocking! (7/11/2012 3:37:55 PM)
But, after all, you have made it so, number one.

SassySarijane -> RE: Cosmocking Special Edition: Fifty Shades of Cosmocking! (7/11/2012 3:42:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail I'm sure they are using Bounty, with the size of those asses. ~laughing~

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Cosmocking Special Edition: Fifty Shades of Cosmocking! (7/11/2012 3:44:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pyschosubmission I was literally going to post that exact photo, but then though "No, you can't PS, you've spammed the good people with Jean Luc enough already" There's no such thing. [:)]

pyschosubmission -> RE: Cosmocking Special Edition: Fifty Shades of Cosmocking! (7/11/2012 3:52:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail But, after all, you have made it so, number one. I have such a bad man crush on him, its reeeeaaal bad

kitkat105 -> RE: Cosmocking Special Edition: Fifty Shades of Cosmocking! (7/11/2012 3:57:15 PM)
Or there's this link: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2171523/Fifty-Shades-Grey-Boyfriend-squirts-girlfriend-sauce-stop-reading-EL-James-erotic-novel.html Hilariously entertaining, thank you DailyMail.

pyschosubmission -> RE: Cosmocking Special Edition: Fifty Shades of Cosmocking! (7/11/2012 4:05:32 PM)
I'm surprised the Daily Mail, didn't blame the whole thing on immigration...

JstAnotherSub -> RE: Cosmocking Special Edition: Fifty Shades of Cosmocking! (7/11/2012 4:11:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail I'm sure they are using Bounty, with the size of those asses. Cliff PervocracyJuly 10, 2012 9:47 PM Paper towels are for advanced players only. My fav reply on that link!!!

TNDommeK -> RE: Cosmocking Special Edition: Fifty Shades of Cosmocking! (7/11/2012 7:21:16 PM)
OMG I have this issue and was seriously thinking about saying something about it. Are they serious??? wow. I laughed. I was reading it out to the girls. Jeez.

pyschosubmission -> RE: Cosmocking Special Edition: Fifty Shades of Cosmocking! (7/11/2012 7:31:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan quote: ORIGINAL: pyschosubmission I was literally going to post that exact photo, but then though "No, you can't PS, you've spammed the good people with Jean Luc enough already" There's no such thing. [:)] oh don't say that. I'll fall in love :P

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Cosmocking Special Edition: Fifty Shades of Cosmocking! (7/11/2012 7:52:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pyschosubmission quote: ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan quote: ORIGINAL: pyschosubmission I was literally going to post that exact photo, but then though "No, you can't PS, you've spammed the good people with Jean Luc enough already" There's no such thing. [:)] oh don't say that. I'll fall in love :P Just wait until I start tossing out Borg Queen references. [;)]

DarkSteven -> RE: Cosmocking Special Edition: Fifty Shades of Cosmocking! (7/11/2012 8:37:35 PM)
If I walked out of the shower nude and wet and someone whacked me with no notice with a bath brush, I'd likely lose my balance and fall and hurt myself. If so, could I sue Cosmo for the injuries, or could they make a plausible defense that if someone was stupid enough to do that, that they would have injured me another way anyway? Also, how do you manage to whack the inner thigh of someone moving? Upon reconsideration - if you try to whack the inner thigh of a man who is moving, chances are very good that you will instead whack him in a far more sensitive spot, with the potential for a full-on ragefight.

Lucylastic -> RE: Cosmocking Special Edition: Fifty Shades of Cosmocking! (7/11/2012 9:44:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kalikshama Cosmo's BDSM FAIL: http://pervocracy.blogspot.com/2012/07/cosmocking-special-edition-fifty-shades.html Kali I adore you for bringing this to our attention, Ive just spent the last half hour laughing my ass off at some of the blogs mentioned in the responses, more reading to come later, thanks for the links within the links. Cosmo has always been a bit strange.....Ive read a few, maybe five, but Ive never paid money for one... Awesomely kinky!!!! I found this today from an english aspect:) [image]local://upfiles/228382/9DE1AF1D4BDE4167A8706771B5E36E2B.jpg[/image] OK I just had to share this from one blog.... 50 Shades of Grey says...... He stands and removes the condom, knotting it at the end, and puts it in his pants pocket Bloggers response.... One of the most horrifying quotes… WHY NOT JUST TOSS IT AWAY? WHAT ARE YOU SAVING THAT FOR? I have tears in my eyes!!!

pyschosubmission -> RE: Cosmocking Special Edition: Fifty Shades of Cosmocking! (7/12/2012 2:08:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan quote: ORIGINAL: pyschosubmission quote: ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan quote: ORIGINAL: pyschosubmission I was literally going to post that exact photo, but then though "No, you can't PS, you've spammed the good people with Jean Luc enough already" There's no such thing. [:)] oh don't say that. I'll fall in love :P Just wait until I start tossing out Borg Queen references. [;)] Excuse me while I bliss out in Nerdvana, it had to be a Queen hadn't it? Resistance really would be futile. I actually used to have the nickname 3 of 5, see if you can guess why lol

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