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RE: bdsm tonight - 6/30/2012 9:49:01 PM   
seasnail


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Status: offline 		I have a great ideal for you. OK first find 8 rubber bands (fetish for rubber?) wrap them tightly around your "glands" and wait this one will last quite a while. However, just wait until the head of your penis falls off that will be such torture you would not belive! BTW it doesn't just take one night of torture. It could go on for days. What fun you will have.

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RE: bdsm tonight - 6/30/2012 11:56:34 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist


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Try putting a bag of crisps up your arse and crushing them. If that isn't tough enough, I here eggs are pretty tough.


. . . but if you really want some serious torture, watch all 3 of the Lord of the Rings movies in a row. That is real painful torture.


I love Lord of the Rings!! That isn't torture!!

Being tied up and having someone whale on my ass with a cane sounds closer to torture though.

*ahem*

*gleeful grin*

So tying you to a cross that faced the screen while LoTR was playing and you were getting your ass beat wouldn't be the worst way to spend an evening?


*blinks*

That sounds more like a top 10 way to spend an evening! In my opinion of course. Others may see it differently. :D

I guess I should qualify my previous statement by stating that not all torture is created equally. ;)

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RE: bdsm tonight - 7/1/2012 12:07:50 AM   
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ORIGINAL: naughtynickslave

..torture means masturabate for u??????.... well, if i wud had to see porn films, the same can be done wid u too.. u did u join this site...

if u dont know hw to reply,, btr dnt reply..


Your wise words have shown me the error of my ways.
And yes, if you are torturing yourself because it sexually excites you, then you are 'masturabating'.

I have no idea what the rest of your post is supposed to mean.

Sorry you didn't get your wank fodder.

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RE: bdsm tonight - 7/1/2012 12:13:54 AM   
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Is a popular way to spend an evening.

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RE: bdsm tonight - 7/1/2012 12:14:37 AM   
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First, masturbate furiously into a nylon sock lined with sandpaper.

Then place your abraded dick into a bowl of cold, heavily salted water. Keep it fully submerged mind, no cheating!

Then light a fire under the bowl and let the water heat to boiling point - the slower, the better.

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RE: bdsm tonight - 7/1/2012 12:20:40 AM   
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ORIGINAL: myotherself

Oooh ooooh ooooh I have one!

First, masturbate furiously into a nylon sock lined with sandpaper.

Then place your abraded dick into a bowl of cold, heavily salted water. Keep it fully submerged mind, no cheating!

Then light a fire under the bowl and let the water heat to boiling point - the slower, the better.

I should be a Domme


*LOL!!!*

Dayum! You never fail to make me laugh!!

You definitely have some sadistic ideas, that's for sure. ;)

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RE: bdsm tonight - 7/1/2012 7:53:06 AM   
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RE: bdsm tonight - 7/1/2012 8:11:31 AM   
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RE: bdsm tonight - 7/1/2012 10:55:20 AM   
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist


quote:

ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Try putting a bag of crisps up your arse and crushing them. If that isn't tough enough, I here eggs are pretty tough.


. . . but if you really want some serious torture, watch all 3 of the Lord of the Rings movies in a row. That is real painful torture.


I love Lord of the Rings!! That isn't torture!!

Being tied up and having someone whale on my ass with a cane sounds closer to torture though.

*ahem*

*gleeful grin*

So tying you to a cross that faced the screen while LoTR was playing and you were getting your ass beat wouldn't be the worst way to spend an evening?


No, but if you had said Twilight, that would be torture.

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RE: bdsm tonight - 7/1/2012 11:11:13 AM   
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ORIGINAL: naughtynickslave

..torture means masturabate for u??????.... well, if i wud had to see porn films, the same can be done wid u too.. u did u join this site...

if u dont know hw to reply,, btr dnt reply..

Were you drunk when you posted this?



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RE: bdsm tonight - 7/1/2012 6:06:02 PM   
CRYPTICLXVI


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ORIGINAL: myotherself

Oooh ooooh ooooh I have one!

First, masturbate furiously into a nylon sock lined with sandpaper.

Then place your abraded dick into a bowl of cold, heavily salted water. Keep it fully submerged mind, no cheating!

Then light a fire under the bowl and let the water heat to boiling point - the slower, the better.

I should be a Domme




Oh toxic bunny, you should most definitely be a domme, or years ago there was a domme here who was doing research and then had a party where she nailed her sub's balls to a plank. "Masturabate" to that...but watch out, is appears that myotherself is coming over to the dark side. Though perhaps just for the cookies.

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RE: bdsm tonight - 7/1/2012 6:07:24 PM   
CRYPTICLXVI


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ORIGINAL: JanahX

I suggest auto-erotic asphyxiation. Do us all a favor.


This reminds me of the opening of "The Ruling Class"... be certain to wear a tutu.

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RE: bdsm tonight - 7/1/2012 11:55:58 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CRYPTICLXVI



Oh toxic bunny, you should most definitely be a domme, or years ago there was a domme here who was doing research and then had a party where she nailed her sub's balls to a plank. "Masturabate" to that...but watch out, is appears that myotherself is coming over to the dark side. Though perhaps just for the cookies.



Bingo!!!

*waits patiently for the Domme cookies to arrive*

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RE: bdsm tonight - 7/2/2012 12:04:47 AM   
DeviantlyD


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Status: offline 		I'm not a Domme...but I might like some of those Domme cookies. Are you willing to share myotherself? You're a kind generous soul, right? *grin*

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RE: bdsm tonight - 7/2/2012 4:33:17 AM   
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*waits patiently for the Domme cookies to arrive*


With raisins, just like you make them!



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RE: bdsm tonight - 7/2/2012 4:38:02 AM   
ChatteParfaitt


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ORIGINAL: JanahX

I suggest auto-erotic asphyxiation. Do us all a favor.



OMG !! That was such a bad, nasty comment. What if the OP actually tried it ? YOU would be responsible.

I have never ever heard such a rotten response in my life, and am painfully jealous that *I* didn't make it.



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RE: bdsm tonight - 7/2/2012 6:20:13 AM   
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Barney kinda makes me hot ....

OP try the video chat room. You might be able to get your rocks off there



Nooooooo please don't send us yet another man looking to get ordered around on cam to video chat..

My block button is wearing out!

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RE: bdsm tonight - 7/4/2012 12:05:26 AM   
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RE: bdsm tonight - 7/4/2012 3:10:19 AM   
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And for anyone who thinks that isn´t enough ... sit on a cactus while watching.

God I´m evil


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

. . . but if you really want some serious torture, watch all 3 of the Lord of the Rings movies in a row. That is real painful torture.


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RE: bdsm tonight - 7/4/2012 1:15:23 PM   
RemoteUser


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By the way, the fishhooks don't go around the doorknob, or you've got it backwards.

(Hey, it could happen.)


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