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Lucylastic -> RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better than Mitt Romney (6/29/2012 10:59:13 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Moonhead

He's no John Carter.
I mean seriously, Ron: would you want to see Pisspants wielding a sword dressed only in a leather bondage harness and a jockstrap?

Your comment put me in mind of this.....ptoooooey and I generally like bondage gear..
had to share as to where my mind is today:)
wwell hell
so much for embedding, ..brb



Lucylastic -> RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better than Mitt Romney (6/29/2012 11:01:48 AM)

lets see if this works

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Anaxagoras -> RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better than Mitt Romney (6/29/2012 11:37:18 AM)

My vote would be for Obama, he would convince said invading aliens that they have the ability to change, and, most of all, that he believes in them...


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961
IF a space faring culture had the ability to cross interstellar distances to come to Earth in the first place, they have a higher technology than we do.

This means they have the ability to wipe us out without much of a bother. So basically, the ability to handle an alien invasion better or worse than Romney is not really saying much more than Obama has the ability to die better when the aliens blast Washington out of existence.

and yet aliens always have an unexpected achilles heel like water. After all they didn't evolve in this patch of the galaxy did they?



kalikshama -> RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better than Mitt Romney (6/29/2012 2:02:59 PM)

The Daily Show's pick for dealing with invading aliens is Herman Cain: http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-june-28-2012/herman-cain--an-american-presidency---the-constitution



Winterapple -> RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better than Mitt Romney (6/29/2012 3:24:57 PM)

He could win them over with pizza.

Then earth could have the sort of
relationship with the aliens that America
pretty much has with the rest of the world.

"We don't like you very much but your foodstuffs
are strangely addictive."[;)]



Moonhead -> RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better than Mitt Romney (6/30/2012 5:22:42 AM)

Or he could just grab a few arses and have the aliens haring off home to take him to court for molestation...



mnottertail -> RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better than Mitt Romney (6/30/2012 7:36:58 AM)

Ah Ha!!!!   The ol anal probe.....



Anaxagoras -> RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better than Mitt Romney (6/30/2012 10:37:42 AM)

I'm surprised no one has suggested that other presidential hopeful Ron Paul! According to his main supporter website http://www.dailypaul.com/187726/aliens-discover-ron-paul he is a much esteemed individual amongst the alien elites. Worryingly though some think he is an intergalactic shape-shifting reptilian http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcAbLZyedTo



subrob1967 -> RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better than Mitt Romney (6/30/2012 12:45:58 PM)

Obama will give them amnesty, free health care, and public welfare.

Is this Joe Biden?


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erieangel -> RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better than Mitt Romney (6/30/2012 2:03:16 PM)


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ORIGINAL: subrob1967

Obama will give them amnesty, free health care, and public welfare.

Is this Joe Biden?


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Now why would Obama do that when the aliens could probably teach us much more about taking care of our society than we teach each other.



TheHeretic -> RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better than Mitt Romney (6/30/2012 3:39:12 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

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IF a space faring culture had the ability to cross interstellar distances to come to Earth in the first place, they have a higher technology than we do.

This means they have the ability to wipe us out without much of a bother.


No it doesn't.



And how do reach that conclusion, Muse? Jlf's statement is correct, and what he expresses is self-evident. Crossing interstellar space requires controlling the release of vast amounts of energy, within the parameters of safe operation. To know what those are requires knowing what happens when they are exceeded. Or, if you don't like bombs that use the same energy source as their drive, having the ability to move a ship across interstellar space means they have the ability to just throw a million mph (whatever) rock at the planet, and time their own arrival for after the atmosphere starts clearing up.

Now whether they actually have the desire to wipe us out is not so easily assumed, and they might have reasons which precluded such action. Maybe they want us for slaves, or food. Maybe they don't give us any more thought than we give an anthill in the path of a new sidewalk, or want the surface resources undamaged. Maybe, as someone pointed out, they are from the La planet, of the Shangri system, coming to gently bestow their benevolent wisdom, and sprinkle "can we all get along" dust over our water supplies.

If they can get here across interstellar space, then they can make sure nobody is home when they land, if that is what they wish to do. What's hard?




Owner59 -> RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better than Mitt Romney (6/30/2012 3:57:44 PM)

We`re well versed at all the things cons are scared of......and their need to be scared.Starting with their own shadows and red scare..........and now the Islamic scare.


And how ignorant they are of real....actual threats to our freedoms and welfare.


Not sure how anyone/thing could wipe out humans and not ruin the rest of the place.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpkmtweNQ-U






KaleidoKenlyn -> RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better than Mitt Romney (6/30/2012 4:12:38 PM)

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Mitt also admits to reading the Twilight
series so if the vampires are sparkly he
may be able to deal, otherwise...


I just LOL'd so hard I thought I would pee my pants



TheHeretic -> RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better than Mitt Romney (6/30/2012 5:01:53 PM)


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ORIGINAL: YSG

Ahh but how would he handle the zombie apocolypse? Thats what Im more concerned about [:D]



He's certainly been happy to help the Mexican cartels, in their preparations. [:D]



Musicmystery -> RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better than Mitt Romney (6/30/2012 8:29:45 PM)


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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic


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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

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IF a space faring culture had the ability to cross interstellar distances to come to Earth in the first place, they have a higher technology than we do.

This means they have the ability to wipe us out without much of a bother.


No it doesn't.



And how do reach that conclusion, Muse? Jlf's statement is correct, and what he expresses is self-evident. Crossing interstellar space requires controlling the release of vast amounts of energy, within the parameters of safe operation. To know what those are requires knowing what happens when they are exceeded. Or, if you don't like bombs that use the same energy source as their drive, having the ability to move a ship across interstellar space means they have the ability to just throw a million mph (whatever) rock at the planet, and time their own arrival for after the atmosphere starts clearing up.

Now whether they actually have the desire to wipe us out is not so easily assumed, and they might have reasons which precluded such action. Maybe they want us for slaves, or food. Maybe they don't give us any more thought than we give an anthill in the path of a new sidewalk, or want the surface resources undamaged. Maybe, as someone pointed out, they are from the La planet, of the Shangri system, coming to gently bestow their benevolent wisdom, and sprinkle "can we all get along" dust over our water supplies.

If they can get here across interstellar space, then they can make sure nobody is home when they land, if that is what they wish to do. What's hard?



Nothing's "hard" about it; nothing is demonstrated. It's an assumption, not a foregone conclusion. We sent men to the moon; did we have the ability to destroy it? It's pretty big. They are possible, but not inherently, joined skills.

Imagine, for example, space travel done through dimensional jumping. That just brings them here, not with means to destroy us. Nor is energy infinite--the distance could be the limits of their power, leaving none to use on destruction even if they wanted to.

Does anyone learn logic anymore?




TheHeretic -> RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better than Mitt Romney (6/30/2012 9:04:31 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery


Does anyone learn logic anymore?




Not in your class, obviously.




Musicmystery -> RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better than Mitt Romney (6/30/2012 9:10:06 PM)

Oh, stop being an asshole once in a while.

There's no cause and effect link beyond your assumption. That's not self-evident proof.

Get over it.



TheHeretic -> RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better than Mitt Romney (6/30/2012 9:25:30 PM)

Muse, you are bringing in inter-dimensional travel, which would be bypassing interstellar space, rather than crossing it, and then equating wiping out a fragile, surface dwelling species, with complete destruction of a heavenly body. You pass off that kind of crap, and I'm an asshole for pointing it out?

Do you not get laid in the summertime, or something?



Musicmystery -> RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better than Mitt Romney (6/30/2012 9:34:13 PM)

OK, Rich. Travel = destruction. Done.

[8|]

They just are, everyone knows that. Okie dokie.




TheHeretic -> RE: Poll: Obama would handle invading aliens better than Mitt Romney (6/30/2012 10:04:20 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

OK, Rich. Travel = destruction. Done.




Do you understand that the gasoline that goes into your car is dangerous stuff, Muse? You do understand that your car moves because of fuel/air explosions happening in a controlled environment, right? Destructive forces that must be understood are an integral part of the technology.



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