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I was skinny once.... - 6/5/2012 6:13:51 PM

LookieNoNookie

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....I had hair (none of which was, by the way, in my ears), a single chin, I drove a fast car, 28 inch waist, chics were all around me....

Now I look at myself in the morning, I still see that kid (I still think like him....gawd he was a fucking whore@!!!!...but he didn't know shit!!!!!)....and....the pants have grown (a smidge).....1/2 inch shorter now (motherfucking gravity shit)...I think it's the hair.....WTF???????

IT AIN'T FAIR GAWDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: I was skinny once.... - 6/5/2012 6:15:45 PM

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Aww, JJ.

How's your talleywhacker hanging? A working unit and a black amex card, it's all the chicks really care about.

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RE: I was skinny once.... - 6/5/2012 6:17:19 PM

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i am skinny & i dont know how to get my ass ... bigger..? i mean for real

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RE: I was skinny once.... - 6/5/2012 6:19:00 PM

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There is much to be said for a really spectacular ass.

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RE: I was skinny once.... - 6/5/2012 6:20:26 PM

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yes but my ass is really small & boney...

hell if someone try to smack it.. it will hurt him/her before it will hurt me

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RE: I was skinny once.... - 6/5/2012 6:26:58 PM

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Come here, Ash, let's test that theory...

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RE: I was skinny once.... - 6/5/2012 7:02:49 PM

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Aww, JJ.

How's your talleywhacker hanging? A working unit and a black amex card, it's all the chicks really care about.

Well, I'm happy to be able to say, it's still 11 inches long.

And, I'm more than pleased to say that the vacuum food saver I purchased about 4 years ago has been a deciding factor.

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RE: I was skinny once.... - 6/5/2012 7:04:51 PM

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There is much to be said for a really spectacular ass.

I still have a great ass (I'm told)..I just can't see it anymore.

Hey...who the hell pee'd on the damn toilet seat?

(And no, I don't want to hear AGAIN that I'm the only one living here!!!!)

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RE: I was skinny once.... - 6/5/2012 7:12:52 PM

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You have catz, baby.

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RE: I was skinny once.... - 6/6/2012 4:56:18 AM

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You have catz, baby.

I knew there was an answer.

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RE: I was skinny once.... - 6/6/2012 5:34:53 AM

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Come here, Ash, let's test that theory...

you will need 2 things....
1- ice for your hands after...
2- some hummus ..

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RE: I was skinny once.... - 6/6/2012 6:27:51 AM

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I have those things!

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RE: I was skinny once.... - 6/6/2012 8:01:01 AM

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A corset would fix up that waistline right purdy now.

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RE: I was skinny once.... - 6/6/2012 8:02:13 AM

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A corset would fix up that waistline right purdy now.

Have you seen the pic of Hibbie in a corset?

YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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RE: I was skinny once.... - 6/6/2012 8:04:07 AM

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~blushes~

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RE: I was skinny once.... - 6/6/2012 8:04:17 AM

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quote:

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A corset would fix up that waistline right purdy now.

Have you seen the pic of Hibbie in a corset?

YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I have seen her in a corset, yes.

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RE: I was skinny once.... - 6/6/2012 10:59:40 AM

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Have you seen the pic of Hibbie in a corset?

YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Hmm... no I haven't.

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RE: I was skinny once.... - 6/6/2012 11:27:05 AM

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Pics or it isnt true!

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RE: I was skinny once.... - 6/6/2012 11:29:00 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

....I had hair (none of which was, by the way, in my ears), a single chin, I drove a fast car, 28 inch waist, chics were all around me....

Now I look at myself in the morning, I still see that kid (I still think like him....gawd he was a fucking whore@!!!!...but he didn't know shit!!!!!)....and....the pants have grown (a smidge).....1/2 inch shorter now (motherfucking gravity shit)...I think it's the hair.....WTF???????

IT AIN'T FAIR GAWDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I empathize.

Two nights ago I was digging through my bin of old photos. Because my parents were/are, cold messes, there are very VERY few photos of my youngest sister as a wee one. I was digging to find anything I had since I've been taking photos in one way or another since I was like, ten.

While digging through old photos I realized how very thin I once was......depressing. Especially knowing that I never made any effort to work out, and do now, and ate horribly fattening unhealthy foods in large quantities then......and do not now.

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RE: I was skinny once.... - 6/6/2012 11:33:08 AM

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I used to wear a 36B bra. I have two Christian Dior lace numbers put away. When I want to feel really, really demoralized, I take them out and look at them.

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