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I went to a party last Saturday night I didn't get laid... - 5/28/2012 8:46:48 AM

MalcolmNathaniel

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...I stopped two fights.

Oh, wait, that's not how the song goes. It is accurate though.

You know what, I didn't come here to talk about fighting, I came here to talk about loving. What I am about to tell you is true, but I have a roundabout way of telling stories - bear with me. Unless you are a bear - in which case you should people with me.

So Saturday night I ended up at an engagement party. How I got there is a minor story, but that's not important. I knew no-one at all at this party other than the guy I went with.

I was surrounded by people but still all alone. Then I overheard a conversation between the bride-to-be and a really smoking hot redhead who was just married in February.:

Bride to be: "Are you guys still in the honeymoon period?"

Recent bride*: "I don't know, I think so. But how do you know when the honeymoon period is over?"

Ladies and Gentlemen, Doms, Dommes and Subs, slaves and Masters - that was my cue. The little lady had married a Marine. Force Recon.

I have a rather high opinion of myself but I don't wear a uniform and I know how that can tweak the buttons on women. He wasn't all that good-looking, but he was Force-One and her husband. I know that it sounds like I am going off topic but there is a point because I said:

Here is how you know that you're out of the honeymoon period. That man is going to come in from the garage. He's going to have his hands covered in engine grease. He'll be shirtless and glistening with sweat. In one hand he'll have a wrench and there will be a toolbelt cocked saucily on his hips.

You are going to say, "Did you remember to check the air filter?"

That's how you know when the honeymoon has ended.

*She looked like a Alyson Hannigan and Felicia Day had a child together (by miracles of SCIENCE!)

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RE: I went to a party last Saturday night I didn't get ... - 5/28/2012 1:37:17 PM

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I don't care how saucily cocked his hips were, you were in a room full of strangers and stopped not one but TWO fights!
I'm surprised you didn't walk out with both the recent bride and the bride to be.
I hope you at least enjoyed some good food.

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RE: I went to a party last Saturday night I didn't get ... - 5/28/2012 2:33:40 PM

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Off topic here, but we had a thread that for some reason I can't find anymore, but you had asked if anyone could guess what music you had in your cd collection. I was wanting to know if I guessed correctly. I said metal.

Sorry for the thread jacking there, now back to your regularly scheduled posts....

Edited:typo

< Message edited by TNDommeK -- 5/28/2012 2:34:06 PM >

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RE: I went to a party last Saturday night I didn't get ... - 5/28/2012 3:54:23 PM

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The livein knows a whole of jack diddly about cars but if he did this....

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That man is going to come in from the garage. He's going to have his hands covered in engine grease. He'll be shirtless and glistening with sweat. In one hand he'll have a wrench and there will be a toolbelt cocked saucily on his hips.

the only thing I would have to say to him is "come here" and we aren't even married. Maybe if you never get married the honeymoon never ends :)

*and* now I have Lita Ford stuck in my head.

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RE: I went to a party last Saturday night I didn't get ... - 5/28/2012 4:45:59 PM

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The fact that you didn't get laid isn't much of a surprise, neither is your statement about how high an opinion you have of yourself, the only surprise is that no one has said "what the fuck is your point?"
Your post is a couple of wasted minutes but I imagine you felt important when you wrote it

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RE: I went to a party last Saturday night I didn't get ... - 5/28/2012 4:55:37 PM

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The important thing I took from the op is that he approves of Bears and People communicating. I find this an outrage. Bears are the number 2 threat to American's everywhere. Preceeded only by spandex.

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