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I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!!!!!... - 5/23/2012 7:22:46 PM

LookieNoNookie

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First of all, I'd like to say, for all those who have said before me "is it that fucking difficult to raise the damn toilet seat?", to which my response would have been (previously) "Is it that fucking difficult for you to leave the damn toilet seat UP when you're done?"

Now I get it.

It's waaaaaaaay easier to hit the "center" of an opening that's X times 1.70 than one that's only X.

I get it now.

(You could still leave the seat up, by the way).

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RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!... - 5/23/2012 7:35:58 PM

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Oh, Christ.

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RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!... - 5/23/2012 9:20:34 PM

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Oh, Christ.

Pam

Rumor has it, He could hit the water with seat up or down...

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RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!... - 5/23/2012 9:47:44 PM

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I pee sitting down. It's more comfortable and less of a strange ritualistic rite of hand-eye coordination.

That said, it took me a good decade to understand the argument, because no one lifts the seat in my house...

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RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!... - 5/23/2012 9:53:01 PM

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ummm....i've always been totally confused by the seat up, seat down debate.

there's this thing called the toilet lid. i'm fairly certain it serves a function.
so whether you piss seat up or seat down.....

aren't you supposed to put the lid down when you are done?

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RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!... - 5/23/2012 10:05:20 PM

gungadin09

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That's the answer I would have given to this very important question.

Pam

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RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!... - 5/24/2012 3:29:50 AM

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ORIGINAL: pissdoll

ummm....i've always been totally confused by the seat up, seat down debate.

there's this thing called the toilet lid. i'm fairly certain it serves a function.
so whether you piss seat up or seat down.....

aren't you supposed to put the lid down when you are done?

Word of warning lads.......Never pee with BOTH seat and lid down.

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RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!... - 5/24/2012 4:37:55 AM

ChatteParfaitt

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(Nice to see you posting again, Pam.)

Everyone knows you keep the lid on the toilet when not in use to keep the dogs from drinking out of it, the birds from bathing in it, and the cats from falling into it in search of "fresh" water.

Sheshhhhhhh.

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RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!... - 5/24/2012 4:52:09 AM

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ORIGINAL: gungadin09
Oh, Christ.

You regard Lookie as the saviour of mankind?

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ORIGINAL: OttersSwim

quote:

ORIGINAL: gungadin09
Oh, Christ.

Rumor has it, He could hit the water with seat up or down...

Or walk on it, according to gung...

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ORIGINAL: Politesub53
Word of warning lads.......Never pee with BOTH seat and lid down.

Did you learn that from "experience"?

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RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!... - 5/24/2012 4:54:24 AM

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i really think that this is a very good post to spend time reading it & enjoying your coffee`

ETA: spell check...still sleepy

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RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!... - 5/24/2012 4:55:44 AM

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(Don't forget to flushjor.)

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RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!... - 5/24/2012 5:02:45 AM

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I would think a guy with multiple robot vaccums would have or at least know about automatic seat toilets.. eliminates the problem for both sexes.. its either that or his n her toilets in the first place.. Its not rocket science dude..

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RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!... - 5/24/2012 5:13:09 AM

Anaxagoras

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
It's waaaaaaaay easier to hit the "center" of an opening that's X times 1.70 than one that's only X.

I have to dispute your contention toilets have an opening that is 1.7x larger when the seat is up. No offense but could limited eyesight be part of the aiming problem, perhaps caused by Lookie's unusual use of his vacuum cleaners?

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RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!... - 5/24/2012 5:44:36 AM

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I recently reverse engineered a door: I can now duplicate the effect.

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RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!... - 5/24/2012 5:45:30 AM

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One side of it, or both?

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RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!... - 5/24/2012 6:41:51 AM

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Back when I was your age, we didnt have no damn store bought toilet seats.

Had to walk barefoot thru the snow to the outhouse. Uphill, both ways. Didn't have no damn flashlight either. Had to use flint and steel and start a fire on the end of the old man's peg leg to use it as a torch.

He never did figure out why he leaned more to starboard every week.

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RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!... - 5/24/2012 6:46:19 AM

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Back when I was your age, we didnt have no damn store bought toilet seats.

Had to walk barefoot thru the snow to the outhouse. Uphill, both ways. Didn't have no damn flashlight either. Had to use flint and steel and start a fire on the end of the old man's peg leg to use it as a torch.

He never did figure out why he leaned more to starboard every week.

You had fire?!?!?!?! >jealous<

We had to rub two woodchucks together until their tails crackled with blue sparks from static electricity. But we didn't call it electricity, oh no...because English hadn't been invented! And the pooping place when we got there was a hole in ice where the wooly mammoths fell through!

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RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!... - 5/24/2012 7:01:51 AM

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sheer bloody luxury, tell the kids of today that and they wont believe ya or be highly sceptical

New version...
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Old version'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13JK5kChbRw&feature=related

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RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!... - 5/24/2012 1:45:40 PM

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ORIGINAL: DaNewAgeViking
I recently reverse engineered a door: I can now duplicate the effect.

The bad news is that your next job is to reverse-engineer one of Lookie's vacuum cleaners...

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RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!... - 5/24/2012 8:31:24 PM

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ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt

(Nice to see you posting again, Pam.)

Everyone knows you keep the lid on the toilet when not in use to keep the dogs from drinking out of it, the birds from bathing in it, and the cats from falling into it in search of "fresh" water.

Sheshhhhhhh.

This^^ My hetherns (dogs) think it's a fucking field day if we leave the lid up..so it is always closed. But if there was no lid in existence, the toilet top would be placed back down after raised. I guess I'm lucky My better half was raised around women. Either that or He is just considerate of Me having to pee in the middle of the night all zombiefied.

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