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LookieNoNookie -> RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!!!!!!!!!! (5/24/2012 9:31:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Politesub53 quote: ORIGINAL: pissdoll ummm....i've always been totally confused by the seat up, seat down debate. there's this thing called the toilet lid. i'm fairly certain it serves a function. so whether you piss seat up or seat down..... aren't you supposed to put the lid down when you are done? Word of warning lads.......Never pee with BOTH seat and lid down. [8D] THAT is fucking awesome advice!

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!!!!!!!!!! (5/24/2012 9:32:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Anaxagoras quote: ORIGINAL: gungadin09 Oh, Christ. You regard Lookie as the saviour of mankind? [:-] quote: ORIGINAL: OttersSwim quote: ORIGINAL: gungadin09 Oh, Christ. Rumor has it, He could hit the water with seat up or down... Or walk on it, according to gung... quote: ORIGINAL: Politesub53 Word of warning lads.......Never pee with BOTH seat and lid down. [8D] Did you learn that from "experience"? [8D] Wait a minute now....I've been told this before....I just never took heed.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!!!!!!!!!! (5/24/2012 9:33:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tj444 I would think a guy with multiple robot vaccums would have or at least know about automatic seat toilets.. eliminates the problem for both sexes.. its either that or his n her toilets in the first place.. Its not rocket science dude.. [;)] iRobot does not (yet) have a toilet seat putter downer thingie.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!!!!!!!!!! (5/24/2012 9:34:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RemoteUser quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam Back when I was your age, we didnt have no damn store bought toilet seats. Had to walk barefoot thru the snow to the outhouse. Uphill, both ways. Didn't have no damn flashlight either. Had to use flint and steel and start a fire on the end of the old man's peg leg to use it as a torch. He never did figure out why he leaned more to starboard every week. You had fire?!?!?!?! >jealous< We had to rub two woodchucks together until their tails crackled with blue sparks from static electricity. But we didn't call it electricity, oh no...because English hadn't been invented! And the pooping place when we got there was a hole in ice where the wooly mammoths fell through! I make fire!

tweakabelle -> RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!!!!!!!!!! (5/25/2012 5:09:13 AM)
A friend has an elegant solution to this somewhat less-than-elegant issue. She has glued a notice to the cistern which states: The correct state for this toilet seat is neither up, nor down it is; as you found it

tj444 -> RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!!!!!!!!!! (5/25/2012 10:22:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie iRobot does not (yet) have a toilet seat putter downer thingie. what??? you mean you wont buy something just cuz it doesnt have the iRobot tradename slapped on it?? Lookie you are so funny.. [:D]

ShaharThorne -> RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!!!!!!!!!! (5/25/2012 1:52:51 PM)
In this household, its seat down unless you're one of the kids and then its lid down after using it. I make sure the seat is always down because of my 3:30am nature calls... At least we don't have any dogs now...nor cats, just ants and I am always killing those bastards.

Whiplashsmile4 -> RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!!!!!!!!!! (5/25/2012 7:18:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pissdoll ummm....i've always been totally confused by the seat up, seat down debate. there's this thing called the toilet lid. i'm fairly certain it serves a function. so whether you piss seat up or seat down..... aren't you supposed to put the lid down when you are done? Ditto

Iamsemisweet -> RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!!!!!!!!!! (5/25/2012 9:01:18 PM)
Speaking of toilet seats, I have one of those Toto Washlet seats. Seat warmer, built in bidet and air dryer, as well as a deodorizer. Any man I ever dated was afraid to use the thing. Since they used the other bathroom, that I never used, I didn't care if they left the seat up. I took it with me when I moved out of my house.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!!!!!!!!!! (5/25/2012 10:16:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tj444 quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie iRobot does not (yet) have a toilet seat putter downer thingie. what??? you mean you wont buy something just cuz it doesnt have the iRobot tradename slapped on it?? Lookie you are so funny.. [:D] Hey...robots (for a single dude) are a wonderful thing!

tj444 -> RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!!!!!!!!!! (5/26/2012 8:01:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie Hey...robots (for a single dude) are a wonderful thing! hey.. not iKnocking your iRobot at all.. they sound like a wonderful thing for a single dudette too.. care to send one to me one of your spare iRobots on temporary iLoan??? [:D]

TheHeretic -> RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!!!!!!!!!! (5/26/2012 10:42:08 AM)
I have no problem with putting the toilet seat down, but I expect equal regard and courtesy about putting the driver's seat in the car back to where I don't bash my knee on the steering wheel when I get in.

mummyman321 -> RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!!!!!!!!!! (5/26/2012 11:40:42 AM)
I say just unbolt the damn thing and through it away. That way no argument. There is nothing to put up or down! [8D]

Muttling -> RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!!!!!!!!!! (5/26/2012 11:51:56 AM)
I watched my nephew for a weekend a few years ago, sister in law had taught him to sit down to pee and was so proud of her clean bathroom. After a weekend with uncle Mutt, he proudly proclaimed that "Now I pee like a MAN." Her bathroom was never the same after that. :D

tj444 -> RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!!!!!!!!!! (5/26/2012 2:06:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Muttling I watched my nephew for a weekend a few years ago, sister in law had taught him to sit down to pee and was so proud of her clean bathroom. After a weekend with uncle Mutt, he proudly proclaimed that "Now I pee like a MAN." Her bathroom was never the same after that. :D well,.. thats certainly one way to make sure you are never asked to babysit ever again!... [:D]

tj444 -> RE: I FINALLY figured out the whole toilet seat thing!!!!!!!!!!! (5/26/2012 2:13:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mummyman321 I say just unbolt the damn thing and through it away. That way no argument. There is nothing to put up or down! [8D] ah.. you mean like this one: [:D] [image]local://upfiles/965197/D5009E3B164940D5938E064A366FFD93.jpg[/image]

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