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How to lose a class action suit. - 5/21/2012 11:39:53 AM

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As in, how to get thrown off the entire case.

1. Play Angry Birds during deposition and announce it.
2. Draw dick pics and claim they look like opposing counsel.
3. Meet at Dunkin' Donuts.

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RE: How to lose a class action suit. - 5/21/2012 11:58:45 AM

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RE: How to lose a class action suit. - 5/21/2012 12:00:50 PM

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lol, excellent

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RE: How to lose a class action suit. - 5/21/2012 1:06:32 PM

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cute

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RE: How to lose a class action suit. - 5/21/2012 1:26:53 PM

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I like how Cellar specialises in "Discrimination and Harassment" cases, according to a link in the article...

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RE: How to lose a class action suit. - 5/21/2012 5:03:56 PM

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Morgan & Morgan spend a lot on media advertizing down here in Florida. This shit is funny

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RE: How to lose a class action suit. - 5/22/2012 1:54:59 AM

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At least they didn't draw dicks going through doughnuts.

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RE: How to lose a class action suit. - 5/22/2012 1:37:39 PM

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I sent this to two lawyer friends in Florida. One email bounced and there's been no reply to the other

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RE: How to lose a class action suit. - 5/22/2012 2:57:51 PM

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That's hysterical. Wonder what law schools those dickheads went to?

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RE: How to lose a class action suit. - 5/22/2012 3:12:56 PM

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ORIGINAL: Yachtie

That's hysterical. Wonder what law schools those dickheads went to?

Both got their JDs from the University of Miami. Their pics are on the Morgan & Morgan site - they're both young.

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