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Kidnappings and the like.. - 5/16/2012 12:01:54 PM   
Missokyst


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Status: offline 		Wow.. lol I cannot believe there is yet another thread where someone believes another has been kidnapped. What is this the 3rd this year? And all the same, the person does not want to contact authorities for one excuse after the other but instead seeks help from "the community"

WTF?

I started to think of my various ... umm.. choices over my life. Once I was actually held for 2 weeks, but I walked off with that guy so it was technically my responsibility even when I found myself shackled to the room. And yet another time in a fit of anger I wrapped an outdoor lounge cushion around me and walked home naked. If they had cell phones in those days I would have been able to call someone.. like say.. the police! Or my mom. Or someone who was not some relative stranger I met or never met.

Am I weird.. or should I have contacted someone who would be so worried he couldn't jack off to internet porn while he contemplated my fate?

What is it with people who like that sort of drama? My sister is on her 3 round of cancer.. each time taking her hair which never seems to leave her scalp. Each time her fate is sealed until miraculously the tumors disappear and any surgery is always done though her belly where there are no scars remaining, and the chemo never leaves her too tired to work. But her clients do pay for her to enjoy her remaining days and are glad when she recovers.

When I was a kid I used to do stupid things to temp fate. As I got older those things leaned more toward the dangerous side. But, unless you count the book I have yet to write most of those things stay close to the chest or in the files of the proper authorities. Perhaps I did it wrong.

Drama is so entertaining. What is yours? I am really looking forward to a tale of alien abduction.


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RE: Kidnappings and the like.. - 5/16/2012 12:13:09 PM   
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RE: Kidnappings and the like.. - 5/16/2012 12:14:20 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Missokyst

Wow.. lol I cannot believe there is yet another thread where someone believes another has been kidnapped. What is this the 3rd this year? And all the same, the person does not want to contact authorities for one excuse after the other but instead seeks help from "the community"
Second time in 2 months! Apparently, the only way rich guys with multiple houses can find submissive women is to kidnap them and hold them against their will.


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RE: Kidnappings and the like.. - 5/16/2012 12:16:19 PM   
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Status: offline 		And I got 'I got 97 acres, who's gonna hear you scream'  right there on my profile, but do I get blowjobs?  And I dont even give a shit about your cellphone.....

It ain't fair, it just ain't fair.....

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RE: Kidnappings and the like.. - 5/16/2012 12:17:52 PM   
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should I have contacted someone who would be so worried he couldn't jack off to internet porn while he contemplated my fate?


Don't forget too worried to drink beer!

Oh, and it's BDSM porn he couldn't cum to - perhaps he found consolation with vanilla porn.








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RE: Kidnappings and the like.. - 5/16/2012 12:19:51 PM   
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Status: offline 		As I read that thread with the "French house/French wife" I suddenly got hungry for French toast.

But, no, when I needed advice for a real life situation I asked real life professionals. When I want creative ideas for things, I ask friends & online forums.

(Edited to finish post. Dunno how the cursor keeps roaming like that.)

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RE: Kidnappings and the like.. - 5/16/2012 12:21:06 PM   
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And I got 'I got 97 acres, who's gonna hear you scream'  right there on my profile, but do I get blowjobs?  And I dont even give a shit about your cellphone.....

It ain't fair, it just ain't fair.....


Do you have any mules, Ron? Because we know a couple deep throat queens between us...

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RE: Kidnappings and the like.. - 5/16/2012 12:22:16 PM   
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RE: Kidnappings and the like.. - 5/16/2012 12:24:55 PM   
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RE: Kidnappings and the like.. - 5/16/2012 12:28:59 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

And I got 'I got 97 acres, who's gonna hear you scream'  right there on my profile, but do I get blowjobs?  And I dont even give a shit about your cellphone.....

It ain't fair, it just ain't fair.....


Do you have any mules, Ron? Because we know a couple deep throat queens between us...


I will get mules, send me the throats.

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RE: Kidnappings and the like.. - 5/16/2012 1:11:27 PM   
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RE: Kidnappings and the like.. - 5/16/2012 1:27:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ha!  I know the stupid crap that I pulled at certain points in My life.  I know the wild tales that I've been told by others pulling stupid crap.  All I'm going to say is that I'm glad there was no dang YouTube back when I was in My more interesting years.

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RE: Kidnappings and the like.. - 5/16/2012 1:39:47 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Ah well yeah..........in my past there was loads of it. Like, unfuckingbelievable shit.

When I got rid of the ex, and my kids grew up, peace reinith.

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RE: Kidnappings and the like.. - 5/16/2012 1:40:35 PM   
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RE: Kidnappings and the like.. - 5/16/2012 1:41:36 PM   
LaTigresse


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RE: Kidnappings and the like.. - 5/16/2012 1:44:18 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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Status: offline 		There ya go. Too late for me to get knocked up though. Maybe I should turn over a convenience store. Take all the scratch off lottery tickets!!

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RE: Kidnappings and the like.. - 5/16/2012 1:46:35 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Let me know if you need a partner in crime. Apparently I might need some drama in my life.

We'd be like Thelma and Louise...

But I ain't shagging Brad Pitt

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RE: Kidnappings and the like.. - 5/16/2012 1:58:56 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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Status: offline 		Ew I'm not shagging Brad Pitt either!

But the lottery tickets, those serial numbers are traceable back to the store, aren't they?

Tiresome thing, this thinking up crimes.

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RE: Kidnappings and the like.. - 5/16/2012 2:08:27 PM   
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RE: Kidnappings and the like.. - 5/16/2012 2:10:52 PM   
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