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mummyman321 -> RE: Kidnappings and the like.. (5/16/2012 3:36:11 PM)
saranwrap & ducttape can = quite [8D]

JstAnotherSub -> RE: Kidnappings and the like.. (5/16/2012 3:38:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact Ha! I know the stupid crap that I pulled at certain points in My life. I know the wild tales that I've been told by others pulling stupid crap. All I'm going to say is that I'm glad there was no dang YouTube back when I was in My more interesting years. werd

RemoteUser -> RE: Kidnappings and the like.. (5/16/2012 5:10:18 PM)
What is this "Youtube" thing? My life was never normal, maybe that's why kidnappings don't seem dramatic. hops on his dragon and flies off

JanahX -> RE: Kidnappings and the like.. (5/16/2012 5:39:05 PM)
quote: Mutes can hear..just not speak...hence the tapping on the phone mic for yes and no. Not having access to internet, and not knowing how to read or type are not the same things..hence being able to communicate via net once was available. this shit makes me laugh so hard I cry .... Ive been laughing now for like five minutes straight .... if anything, these threads always lead back to this gem and it gets me every time ...lololololol

LadyPact -> RE: Kidnappings and the like.. (5/16/2012 6:34:11 PM)
The two hilarious threads in the last twenty-four hours weren't bad, but they will never surpass tap, tap, tap!

punisher440 -> RE: Kidnappings and the like.. (5/16/2012 9:25:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BurntKitty As I read that thread with the "French house/French wife" I suddenly got hungry for French toast. Well,I thought of a French maid myself...but to each their own.[:D]

Missokyst -> RE: Kidnappings and the like.. (5/16/2012 9:50:35 PM)
Mmm... was that what I felt? Thank you, come again.. quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail I dreamt I gave you an anal probe last night. Eric Cartmann

Missokyst -> RE: Kidnappings and the like.. (5/16/2012 9:52:18 PM)
Oh man.. it was BDSM porn that wasn't doing the job? That is just sad.. now I DO feel sorry for the guy. quote: ORIGINAL: kalikshama quote: should I have contacted someone who would be so worried he couldn't jack off to internet porn while he contemplated my fate? Don't forget too worried to drink beer! Oh, and it's BDSM porn he couldn't cum to - perhaps he found consolation with vanilla porn.

Missokyst -> RE: Kidnappings and the like.. (5/16/2012 9:53:47 PM)
lol no shit! quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact All I'm going to say is that I'm glad there was no dang YouTube back when I was in My more interesting years.[/color]

kitkat105 -> RE: Kidnappings and the like.. (5/17/2012 1:56:04 AM)
The last 8-9 years of my life have been fairly dramatic, the last 7 months have been so surreal that sometimes I think I need to pinch myself to remember it's actually happening. I'm looking forward to the future.. peace, quiet, adventure, bring it on! As for the thread.. well.. just odd. Kind of reminded me of weird fanfiction in some ways.

AthenaSurrenders -> RE: Kidnappings and the like.. (5/17/2012 2:10:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Ew I'm not shagging Brad Pitt either! But the lottery tickets, those serial numbers are traceable back to the store, aren't they? Tiresome thing, this thinking up crimes. Don't worry, I am willing to sacrifice myself and take one for the team by shagging Brad Pitt while you are out robbing banks.

crazyml -> RE: Kidnappings and the like.. (5/17/2012 4:29:52 AM)
To everyone who particpated in the French Toast thread... Thank-you. I wept, I even weed a little. It was awesome. <wipes tear>

OsideGirl -> RE: Kidnappings and the like.. (5/17/2012 5:19:47 AM)
But....but....but....how are we going to know if the drug addled, nonconsensual sex slave, cell phone possessing, female criminal manages to escape on her field trip to Lowes?

kalikshama -> RE: Kidnappings and the like.. (5/17/2012 5:54:32 AM)
Hopefully SlutFarmTurnip will come back and start a new thread with updates.

crazyml -> RE: Kidnappings and the like.. (5/17/2012 6:42:50 AM)
My fingers are firmly crossed!

mnottertail -> RE: Kidnappings and the like.. (5/17/2012 7:05:52 AM)
Alas, the latest news is as a subterfuge they went to home depot. We are now trying to discern her cell phone model and hang out at the verizon store when they need to replace it because she dropped it in the toilet.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Kidnappings and the like.. (5/17/2012 7:14:26 AM)
There was french toast?

Hillwilliam -> RE: Kidnappings and the like.. (5/17/2012 8:12:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AthenaSurrenders quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Ew I'm not shagging Brad Pitt either! But the lottery tickets, those serial numbers are traceable back to the store, aren't they? Tiresome thing, this thinking up crimes. Don't worry, I am willing to sacrifice myself and take one for the team by shagging Brad Pitt while you are out robbing banks. I'll keep angelina distracted by doing evil things to her female parts.

RemoteUser -> RE: Kidnappings and the like.. (5/17/2012 8:39:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Alas, the latest news is as a subterfuge they went to home depot. We are now trying to discern her cell phone model and hang out at the verizon store when they need to replace it because she dropped it in the toilet. That's what she gets for peeing while standing.

LaTigresse -> RE: Kidnappings and the like.. (5/17/2012 9:20:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam quote: ORIGINAL: AthenaSurrenders quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Ew I'm not shagging Brad Pitt either! But the lottery tickets, those serial numbers are traceable back to the store, aren't they? Tiresome thing, this thinking up crimes. Don't worry, I am willing to sacrifice myself and take one for the team by shagging Brad Pitt while you are out robbing banks. I'll keep angelina distracted by doing evil things to her female parts. You are welcome to the both of them. Just.......ick.

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