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Irritating - 5/12/2012 1:49:27 PM

JanahX

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What questions do you get from the other side that irritate you the most? What are your answers to them?

Some of the most annoying questions I get are:

(and these are "right off the bat" questions - before they even ask me what my name is.)

(The first three I call the holy trinity btw)

1. > Are you trained? (trained in what?!?!)
2. > How big are your tits? -or- How big is your bra size? (a 39 tripple ZZZ)
3. > Are you shaved? (yes - my beard grows in crooked)

4. > How submissive are you? ( this much <---------------------------> )
5. > How kinky are you? ( this much <-------------------------> )
6. > Do you masturbate? ( wtf could that possibly matter to you? )
7. > Do you like younger guys? (if you have to ask me that - there is already a problem )
8. > Are you bi? (this is only annoying because it clearly states on my profile that Im straight & I dont have a whole lot written there)
9. > Do you travel? (like Im some long-distance kink delivery system - Im like sure mo-fo, I love to drop 6-7 hundred to fly to you to suck your dick)
10> Will you relocate? (relocate where and for what purpose? - I DONT KNOW YOU)

< Message edited by JanahX -- 5/12/2012 2:03:28 PM >

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RE: Irritating - 5/12/2012 1:56:29 PM

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"How are you"
"How may i serve you"
"Are you looking for...a slave, a sub, a sissy...fill in the blank.

Thank goodness I rarely get mail like that anymore! It still makes me wonder wtfing F, are these people thinking! The ones who offer to be my no limits toy...like, really? Wow.

Then there are the ones who offer to lick me for hours. AS IF. Chafing, heard of it? As well as DUDE. If it takes you that long to get a response from me you are DOING IT RONG.

The ones who ask about my tits, I ask them if they are going to buy me a bra. Then they get huffy because TRIBUTE RIGHT?

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RE: Irritating - 5/12/2012 2:03:54 PM

LafayetteLady

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"Wanna chat?"

Nothing else in the email at all, just that.

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RE: Irritating - 5/12/2012 2:25:07 PM

TNDommeK

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"Are they real" (no they aren't even really there)
"hi" (no response)
"am ur real slave for life and forever" (press 1 for english)
"what does it take to serve such a goddess" (reading My profile)

That's all I could think of right now.

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RE: Irritating - 5/12/2012 2:40:28 PM

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I'm sorry about your son, if you need consoling, I am here. (I need no consoling, but thank you.) Well, I really wanted to find a dominant. (So you used what happened to my son and my life and act compassionate, to get close to me and use me?)

My wife will never bother you. (Well, I can't say I won't bother her and I just may figure you out enough to be able to find her and have a little chat. The last guy I did that with... his wife and I became very good friends.)

I want to talk to you. (So.)

Do you like to lock a mans penis up and tease him? (There are many things I like to lock, but my name doesn't mean chastity. I could never wish to only lock up one thing.) I would be a very good boy if you locked me up. (You wouldn't be my boy if I had to lock you up to make you be good.)

I love your profile and you are so pretty. (*They didn't read it, but I say something to make sure they know something about it.... So what did you like about it without looking? (They get a little mad... and can only tell me what can be seen from the home page and I always have a tid bit that is important below that.)

I have a cam and you can make me do anything. I will be your slave forever. (Troll and block)

Would you pee on me or feed me shit? (Block)

Here's my picture. What would you do to me. (Not one damn thing because you're an idiot.)

Sometimes I say something... sometimes, I don't bother. I just block.

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RE: Irritating - 5/12/2012 3:23:26 PM

DarkSteven

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Well, there was one clown who bragged he could suck my cock so well it would turn me gay.

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RE: Irritating - 5/12/2012 7:21:00 PM

lovmuffin

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Did he promise to swallow ?

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RE: Irritating - 5/12/2012 7:55:31 PM

Karmastic

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quote:

2. > How big are your tits? -or- How big is your bra size? (a 39 tripple ZZZ)

wow! how stupid can they be? everyone can see you have big tits!

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RE: Irritating - 5/12/2012 10:41:50 PM

LadyHibiscus

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Karmastic FTW! Hence my question about buying me a bra. Do they? NO! Pikers.

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RE: Irritating - 5/12/2012 10:46:23 PM

JanahX

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Its funny too - because when they realize how much all that shit actually is - they shut up really quick.

Another question I get a lot is: Do you wear lingerie? I'm like oh yes - I like to wear it around my house and look in the mirror and tell myself how sexy I am - and I just get off on my own sexiness. Fucking idiots.

Or - What if I did? Do they really want to see me in lingerie that another man bought me? Thats where the majority of it came from - and another man picked it out and, and, and, .... just clueless from A to Z -

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RE: Irritating - 5/12/2012 10:56:34 PM

myotherself

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My favourite is:

Are you owned?

READ THE FREAKIN' PROFILE, DUMBASS!!!

I feel better now

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RE: Irritating - 5/12/2012 10:58:59 PM

RemoteUser

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quote:

ORIGINAL: JanahX

What questions do you get from the other side that irritate you the most? What are your answers to them?

Some of the most annoying questions I get are:

(and these are "right off the bat" questions - before they even ask me what my name is.)

(The first three I call the holy trinity btw)

1. > Are you trained?
2. > How big are your tits? -or- How big is your bra size?
3. > Are you shaved?

4. > How submissive are you?
5. > How kinky are you?
6. > Do you masturbate?
7. > Do you like younger guys?
8. > Are you bi?
9. > Do you travel?
10> Will you relocate?

Let me ponder.

1. No. Expect big fucking wet stains on your carpet.
2. If you're man enough to measure them, I'm man enough to wear it.
3. Only when the itchy feeling overwhelms my default laziness.
4. I'll show you, just put these handcuffs on first.
5. See 4.
6. Hell yes. I also do other optional things, like breathing.
7. I used to, but the church fixed me.
8. Polar?
9. Yes, I ride shank's mare.
10. No, I'm far enough away from you to be happy. Thank you for worrying.

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RE: Irritating - 5/14/2012 10:39:08 AM

JanahX

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OOOooh OOOOooh OOOOOoohh *jumps up and down* -----> I GOT A GOOD ONE !!

(hypothesis ONLY)

subject one: ARE YOU SUB OR SLAVE

subject two: what does my profile say? are you really that dense?

subject one: SUB CAN BE SLAVE

subject two: LMFAO !!!!

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RE: Irritating - 5/14/2012 10:51:59 AM

BurntKitty

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Q. What's a nice sub like you doing on a site like this?
A. For the message boards, and don't call me a sub.

Q. Are you owned?
A. No, read the profile.

Q. So you're available for use?
A. No, you illiterate idjit. I'm happily involved as stated on my profile. Do you need assistance in reading comprehension?

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RE: Irritating - 5/14/2012 11:17:09 AM

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The one I've gotten a couple of times lately is:
Would you help me humiliate my slave?

No fucking way, because you aren't a domme, you're a wanker. And even if you were, I don't play with others. I don't top. etc etc.

And one of the weirder ones, Do I have a domme friend in British Columbia? WTF!

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RE: Irritating - 5/14/2012 11:17:10 AM

LadyConstanze

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Q: Why are you here if you aren't looking?
A: The message boards

or question from random stranger:
How can I serve you?
Answer:
Go AWAY

Q: I have a cam and I'm willing to cum under your direction
A: YUCK

Seriously, do guys believe that we want to see them choking the chicken? Random stranger masturbating? So not going to float my boat

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RE: Irritating - 5/14/2012 11:22:15 AM

IrishMist

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Hello.

and my favorite is:

Why

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RE: Irritating - 5/14/2012 11:22:35 AM

LadyHibiscus

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

The one I've gotten a couple of times lately is:
Would you help me humiliate my slave?

No fucking way, because you aren't a domme, you're a wanker. And even if you were, I don't play with others. I don't top. etc etc.

And one of the weirder ones, Do I have a domme friend in British Columbia? WTF!

Whoa. I DO have a dom friend in BC! More than one, actually... hmmm....

And I actually love watching men masturbate. I could totally be a cam queen. Gotta hook up with Chrissy...

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RE: Irritating - 5/14/2012 11:25:10 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

The one I've gotten a couple of times lately is:
Would you help me humiliate my slave?

No fucking way, because you aren't a domme, you're a wanker. And even if you were, I don't play with others. I don't top. etc etc.

And one of the weirder ones, Do I have a domme friend in British Columbia? WTF!

They must mean Dave.

Everyone knows Dave!

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RE: Irritating - 5/14/2012 11:29:23 AM

ashjor911

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

Seriously, do guys believe that we want to see them choking the chicken? Random stranger masturbating?

are you really calling it..."choking the chicken"
I think its animal cruelty.....

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