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LadyHibiscus -> RE: Irritating (5/14/2012 11:35:03 AM)
Don't they say choking the chicken where you are from? It would be animal cruelty if it took that long! Heeee!! ~runs away~

LadyConstanze -> RE: Irritating (5/14/2012 11:36:03 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ashjor911 quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze Seriously, do guys believe that we want to see them choking the chicken? Random stranger masturbating? are you really calling it..."choking the chicken" I think its animal cruelty..... [>:] I always thought it should be choking the cock, but in some cases it's more like an unhatched chicken...

ashjor911 -> RE: Irritating (5/14/2012 12:28:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze I always thought it should be choking the cock, but in some cases it's more like an unhatched chicken... but..... but.. some young wanker`s can not cum... untill they told they can...[8\|] thanks to JOI...& xhamser[8D]

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Irritating (5/14/2012 12:34:12 PM)
Do not get me started on the hellish addiction that is xhamster!!

MistressDarkArt -> RE: Irritating (5/14/2012 12:35:43 PM)
1. k (seriously, 'k'?) Why not 'z' or 'g'? 2. Will you turn me into a statue? 3. Hi 4. ?

Hillwilliam -> RE: Irritating (5/14/2012 12:39:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Do not get me started on the hellish addiction that is xhamster!! For the hardcore stuff, www.motherless.com is better

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Irritating (5/14/2012 12:42:45 PM)
nooooooooo! [>:]

LadyConstanze -> RE: Irritating (5/14/2012 12:51:29 PM)
Hibbie, I make you an offer you can't refuse... I set up a cam outside and you can watch all the animal porn that's happening here ;)

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Irritating (5/14/2012 12:53:24 PM)
I can watch that in my own yard! Plus with DUCKS!! [;)]

LadyConstanze -> RE: Irritating (5/14/2012 1:04:39 PM)
We got rid of the ducks! Donald and Daisy were alright and cute and polite couple (apart when they nipped my legs and toes for failing to serve food) but then other ducks arrived and took over the pool and pooped in it... So we chased the ducks away and now the raccoons have arrived. I gotta check for signs that say "Free lunch" or something like that, there's already a squirrel who comes to my window regularly and sits on the balcony when I'm reading a book and just stares at me, if I'd stretch out my hand, I could possibly touch him (not that I will)

needlesandpins -> RE: Irritating (5/14/2012 3:01:23 PM)
i get loads of inane nonsence sent to me. i can kind of understand it when guys haven't actually bothered reading my profile. i mean why would you take the time to read when you can just look at a picture which obviously tells you EVERYTHING you need to know about a person. but seriously; you've looked at my profile and still chosen to mail me with crap. mostly i just ignore the mail i get except when it's a compliment for which i say thank you. i've leanrt though that even doing that can be a pit fall as some take that as a sign that i now want to start telling them my life story. no i don't, go away. my profile says i'm a switch so i get guys asking me to be their domme, and doms saying i now have their permission to get in touch with them [8\|] the lastest is actually tonight with two words, train me. i'm sorry but to train you how to read, and then respect what those words say would just take far to much of my life up. needles

LadyPact -> RE: Irritating (5/14/2012 3:55:31 PM)
Janah, you will have to learn that many people see you on sites like this and see that you are a beautiful girl. At least 98% of them will irritate you. I'm not telling you anything that you don't already know.

ashjor911 -> RE: Irritating (5/14/2012 3:59:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: needlesandpins the lastest is actually tonight with two words, train me. i'm sorry but to train you how to read, and then respect what those words say would just take far to much of my life up. needles you can see how desperate the guy is ..... its like he is calling for help...... HELP ME..... Train ME..... maybe he was on the eadg of cumming & needing that one Magical word........... CUM.......

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Irritating (5/14/2012 4:16:01 PM)
Ash... have you been writing to our Needles? [;)]

ashjor911 -> RE: Irritating (5/14/2012 5:12:15 PM)
no [8\|] I am not desperate....... who am kidding ? I am sexy......... yeah tell that to your skinny hairy ass above all of that I am not sub........... really then what are you? ..... I dont know.. you tell me..?

Karmastic -> RE: Irritating (5/14/2012 5:56:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JanahX Its funny too - because when they realize how much all that shit actually is - they shut up really quick. Another question I get a lot is: Do you wear lingerie? I'm like oh yes - I like to wear it around my house and look in the mirror and tell myself how sexy I am - and I just get off on my own sexiness. Fucking idiots. Or - What if I did? Do they really want to see me in lingerie that another man bought me? Thats where the majority of it came from - and another man picked it out and, and, and, .... just clueless from A to Z - they must imagine you walk around in lingerie while lounging around the house, like a porn. they're so dumb, don't they know you only wear lingerie when cleaning! [X(]

Karmastic -> RE: Irritating (5/14/2012 6:00:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze We got rid of the ducks! Donald and Daisy were alright and cute and polite couple (apart when they nipped my legs and toes for failing to serve food) but then other ducks arrived and took over the pool and pooped in it... So we chased the ducks away and now the raccoons have arrived. I gotta check for signs that say "Free lunch" or something like that, there's already a squirrel who comes to my window regularly and sits on the balcony when I'm reading a book and just stares at me, if I'd stretch out my hand, I could possibly touch him (not that I will) three different species now. the man was clearly an animal feeder, and you're getting quite a show. ps - get the vid cam out and tape the coon sex. that would get a lot of hits, esp if you tagged it poon sex.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Irritating (5/14/2012 6:00:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ashjor911 no [8\|] I am not desperate....... who am kidding ? I am sexy......... yeah tell that to your skinny hairy ass above all of that I am not sub........... really then what are you? ..... I dont know.. you tell me..? Arent you my little pet hottie? And I am your dessert plate!

LadyConstanze -> RE: Irritating (5/14/2012 6:21:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Karmastic three different species now. the man was clearly an animal feeder, and you're getting quite a show. ps - get the vid cam out and tape the coon sex. that would get a lot of hits, esp if you tagged it poon sex. Actually he swears he never fed them and blames it all on me... I'm usually quite good with animals and they don't seem to be very afraid of me (had a blackbird following me around, one the dogs found with a broken wing and it lived with us until it healed last year, bird clearly thought I must be some funny looking mommy bird) but I am just not so very familiar with raccoons..

Karmastic -> RE: Irritating (5/14/2012 6:52:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze Actually he swears he never fed them and blames it all on me... I'm usually quite good with animals and they don't seem to be very afraid of me (had a blackbird following me around, one the dogs found with a broken wing and it lived with us until it healed last year, bird clearly thought I must be some funny looking mommy bird) but I am just not so very familiar with raccoons.. well i find that very hard to believe (him), unless you happen to be Dr. Dolittle and can speak to the a-n-i-m-a-l-s. one of my neighbors actually can, or so it appears.

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