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myotherself -> RE: Finish this paragraph... (5/13/2012 9:18:59 AM)
snickers How did you guess? [8D]

Mupainurpleasure -> RE: Finish this paragraph... (5/13/2012 9:26:55 AM)
were once a minor diety in the Syrian pantheon of Gods, had a wife and as the God of shephards became the most important then only God of a people largely made up of shephards and those shephards proceded plagarize large swaths of their holy book and call it their own...Ugarit we couldnt of made God withoutcha

QueenRah -> RE: Finish this paragraph... (5/13/2012 6:23:05 PM)
quote: Blessed are you, Oh lord our g*d, king of the universe who created day and night. You... ...should probably hand it back to the Goddess, now, so she can fix the mess your followers have made. AND, you should apologize for lying and stealing credit for all the good She gave us...Then, bend over, 'cause you have been acting like a spoiled, angry, dangerously belligerent child and you have a serious spanking due. (Yes, I know someone beat me to it. But, I wanted to second that motion.)

Lucylastic -> RE: Finish this paragraph... (5/13/2012 6:25:11 PM)
You put it so very well tho!!!! [;)]

FrostedFlake -> RE: Finish this paragraph... (5/15/2012 2:45:44 AM)
quote: Finish this paragraph... Blessed are you, Oh lord our g*d, king of the universe who created day and night. You... ...could be a little clearer about why I need you to save me from you or else you will toss me into a fiery cesspool where I and all my friends will have a perfectly shitty time forever and ever, amen, because of something about me not being perfect, even though you didn't make me or anyone perfect, ever, and couldn't even if you tried. What the fuck is up with that? I'll settle for half a proper answer to that little bit of twisted trickery.

SternSkipper -> RE: Finish this paragraph... (5/15/2012 7:02:22 AM)
quote: Blessed are you, Oh lord our g*d, king of the universe who created day and night. You... ...Thanks a fucking bunch for killing Jerry Garcia... And all just because you were sick of just having Charlie Parker and Elvis to listen to... Selfish bastid.

Hillwilliam -> RE: Finish this paragraph... (5/15/2012 7:06:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Karmastic Blessed are you, Oh lord our g*d, king of the universe who created day and night. You... Put my g spot up my asshole and I wanna know why.

Lucylastic -> RE: Finish this paragraph... (5/15/2012 12:24:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam quote: ORIGINAL: Karmastic Blessed are you, Oh lord our g*d, king of the universe who created day and night. You... Put my g spot up my asshole and I wanna know why. LMFAO oh dear heavens that made me snort Kinda like a cosmic hide n go seek??

SternSkipper -> RE: Finish this paragraph... (5/15/2012 12:56:07 PM)
quote: quote: ORIGINAL: Karmastic Blessed are you, Oh lord our g*d, king of the universe who created day and night. You... ... and I need to have a serious discussion about creating this place and just walking away from it. Why hast Thou forsaken us? Whatchya mean US? [:D]

SternSkipper -> RE: Finish this paragraph... (5/15/2012 1:01:50 PM)
quote: Put my g spot up my asshole and I wanna know why. by your own admissions you started out a republican... and it's not a gspot. [:-]

mnottertail -> RE: Finish this paragraph... (5/15/2012 1:10:28 PM)
son of a bitch!!!!! Wheres the money I prayed for????

MasterSlaveLA -> RE: Finish this paragraph... (5/15/2012 1:14:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Wheres the money I prayed for???? Reminds me of an old religious joke: A man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord, "God, what does a million years mean to you?" God replies, "A minute." The man asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" God replies, "A penny." The man asks," Can I have a penny?" God replies, "In a minute." [:D]

subspaceseven -> RE: Finish this paragraph... (5/15/2012 2:26:15 PM)
really should have not left us here alone. Cause everyone is bitching about who understands you the most and why in your name they can kill everyone who does not believe like they do, except everyone believes that so we are all just killing everyone in your name.

Hillwilliam -> RE: Finish this paragraph... (5/15/2012 8:08:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SternSkipper quote: Put my g spot up my asshole and I wanna know why. by your own admissions you started out a republican... and it's not a gspot. [:-] If the Republican party still adhered to its core beliefs of 35+ years ago, I daresay you'd vote for a few of em.

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