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LookieNoNookie -> I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/3/2012 5:54:57 PM)

Okay...I lied....I have 38 bucks and I have an average sized dick....pushing 8 inches.

Okay....I lied again....I have a used Pinto (paid for) and my dick is well...we'll talk about that later, and I live in a trailer.

Okay, fine....I'm a lying sack....my dick...well....I have one...the Pinto....I own free and clear but the 17 inch rims I owe $1,700.00 for....(but it's only $275.00 a month for another 18 months....I know it seems a bit excessive but I've got the VISA down to where they're only charging me 32%, so, all things considered it ain't that bad and...if I make all the payments on time....they kick back 3 months and my credit score is pushing 400).

I'm a catch girls....(see above)...I'm ready for love.

Come get me.

(It's a station wagon!).




LadyHibiscus -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/3/2012 6:04:19 PM)

Oh JJ. Do you own a jetstream, or maybe (sensibly) lease one? Me, you, Peon...the perfect set. Haus, too, Haus is amazing.

You were just teasing about the station wagon, werent you? And the PACER? Damn I want a Pacer.




tj444 -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/3/2012 6:08:37 PM)

a little bored tonight, are we? lol

I know, I know,... you just want attention and no one will give it to you.. poor, poor Lookie dude.. [:o]




LookieNoNookie -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/3/2012 6:12:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: tj444

a little bored tonight, are we? lol

I know, I know,... you just want attention and no one will give it to you.. poor, poor Lookie dude.. [:o]


Ya know...I'll tell you...it's not easy being me!

(And believe me....I would know!).




LookieNoNookie -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/3/2012 6:15:32 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Oh JJ. Do you own a jetstream, or maybe (sensibly) lease one? Me, you, Peon...the perfect set. Haus, too, Haus is amazing.

You were just teasing about the station wagon, werent you? And the PACER? Damn I want a Pacer.


I'll buy a damned Pacer if that does the trick.

I'll even put a cassette deck in if that's what it takes...fat tires....whitewalls....

Door/window hanging drink holders....

(I ain't fucking around).




Privileged -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/3/2012 6:18:50 PM)

If you stopped reading at 38 bucks, you might be a findomme.




kalikshama -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/3/2012 6:21:13 PM)

[sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]

Keep em coming!




LookieNoNookie -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/3/2012 6:47:28 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Privileged

If you stopped reading at 38 bucks, you might be a findomme.


A man has to be careful in this world.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/3/2012 6:53:10 PM)

Cupholders? You know my language, JJ!




JanahX -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/3/2012 6:58:10 PM)

why does this sound so familiar?




playfulotter -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/3/2012 7:11:49 PM)

Wow did I blink and the title of this thread got more massive! ha ha




LookieNoNookie -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/3/2012 7:11:55 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Cupholders? You know my language, JJ!


Gawdamn right.




Marc2b -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/4/2012 6:32:28 AM)

quote:

Okay...I lied....I have 38 bucks and I have an average sized dick....pushing 8 inches.

Okay....I lied again....I have a used Pinto (paid for) and my dick is well...we'll talk about that later, and I live in a trailer.

Okay, fine....I'm a lying sack....my dick...well....I have one...the Pinto....I own free and clear but the 17 inch rims I owe $1,700.00 for....(but it's only $275.00 a month for another 18 months....I know it seems a bit excessive but I've got the VISA down to where they're only charging me 32%, so, all things considered it ain't that bad and...if I make all the payments on time....they kick back 3 months and my credit score is pushing 400).

I'm a catch girls....(see above)...I'm ready for love.

Come get me.

(It's a station wagon!).


[Emphasis mine]

I always found that the phrase "comfortably average" works good for me (if it doesn't I go into my Gene Simmons imitation and that usually cinches the deal).




OttersSwim -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/4/2012 6:51:19 AM)

8-track?




MissImmortalPain -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/4/2012 6:53:16 AM)

I really, really, want to add something useful to your thread but the only thing I can come up with is....

It is easier to have sex in a station wagon than it is in a pinto.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/4/2012 7:14:44 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: OttersSwim

8-track?


For the right girl.....noooooooooooo doubt about it.




sunshinemiss -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/4/2012 9:06:23 AM)

Just when Nookster are you going to get your sorry butt up to Michigan? All the rest of us are waiting for the Hibanook photos...




BurntKitty -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/4/2012 9:10:51 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: OttersSwim

8-track?


~fapfapfap~How about a CB radio, good buddy?~fapfapfap~




TNDommeK -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/4/2012 10:54:45 AM)

Oh if he throws in a CB radio, I'm in! Do the windows roll down?




masmiss -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/4/2012 11:19:35 AM)

You talked VISA down to 32%? Wow, you're a smooth talker, too! [:D]




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