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I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... - 5/3/2012 5:54:57 PM

LookieNoNookie

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Okay...I lied....I have 38 bucks and I have an average sized dick....pushing 8 inches.

Okay....I lied again....I have a used Pinto (paid for) and my dick is well...we'll talk about that later, and I live in a trailer.

Okay, fine....I'm a lying sack....my dick...well....I have one...the Pinto....I own free and clear but the 17 inch rims I owe $1,700.00 for....(but it's only $275.00 a month for another 18 months....I know it seems a bit excessive but I've got the VISA down to where they're only charging me 32%, so, all things considered it ain't that bad and...if I make all the payments on time....they kick back 3 months and my credit score is pushing 400).

I'm a catch girls....(see above)...I'm ready for love.

Come get me.

(It's a station wagon!).

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RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch d... - 5/3/2012 6:04:19 PM

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Oh JJ. Do you own a jetstream, or maybe (sensibly) lease one? Me, you, Peon...the perfect set. Haus, too, Haus is amazing.

You were just teasing about the station wagon, werent you? And the PACER? Damn I want a Pacer.

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RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch d... - 5/3/2012 6:08:37 PM

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a little bored tonight, are we? lol

I know, I know,... you just want attention and no one will give it to you.. poor, poor Lookie dude..

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RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch d... - 5/3/2012 6:12:16 PM

LookieNoNookie

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quote:

ORIGINAL: tj444

a little bored tonight, are we? lol

I know, I know,... you just want attention and no one will give it to you.. poor, poor Lookie dude..

Ya know...I'll tell you...it's not easy being me!

(And believe me....I would know!).

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RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch d... - 5/3/2012 6:15:32 PM

LookieNoNookie

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Oh JJ. Do you own a jetstream, or maybe (sensibly) lease one? Me, you, Peon...the perfect set. Haus, too, Haus is amazing.

You were just teasing about the station wagon, werent you? And the PACER? Damn I want a Pacer.

I'll buy a damned Pacer if that does the trick.

I'll even put a cassette deck in if that's what it takes...fat tires....whitewalls....

Door/window hanging drink holders....

(I ain't fucking around).

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RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch d... - 5/3/2012 6:18:50 PM

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If you stopped reading at 38 bucks, you might be a findomme.

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RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch d... - 5/3/2012 6:21:13 PM

kalikshama

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Keep em coming!

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RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch d... - 5/3/2012 6:47:28 PM

LookieNoNookie

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ORIGINAL: Privileged

If you stopped reading at 38 bucks, you might be a findomme.

A man has to be careful in this world.

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RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch d... - 5/3/2012 6:53:10 PM

LadyHibiscus

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Cupholders? You know my language, JJ!

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RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch d... - 5/3/2012 6:58:10 PM

JanahX

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why does this sound so familiar?

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RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch d... - 5/3/2012 7:11:49 PM

playfulotter

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Wow did I blink and the title of this thread got more massive! ha ha

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RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch d... - 5/3/2012 7:11:55 PM

LookieNoNookie

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Cupholders? You know my language, JJ!

Gawdamn right.

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RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch d... - 5/4/2012 6:32:28 AM

Marc2b

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quote:

Okay...I lied....I have 38 bucks and I have an average sized dick....pushing 8 inches.

Okay....I lied again....I have a used Pinto (paid for) and my dick is well...we'll talk about that later, and I live in a trailer.

Okay, fine....I'm a lying sack....my dick...well....I have one...the Pinto....I own free and clear but the 17 inch rims I owe $1,700.00 for....(but it's only $275.00 a month for another 18 months....I know it seems a bit excessive but I've got the VISA down to where they're only charging me 32%, so, all things considered it ain't that bad and...if I make all the payments on time....they kick back 3 months and my credit score is pushing 400).

I'm a catch girls....(see above)...I'm ready for love.

Come get me.

(It's a station wagon!).

[Emphasis mine]

I always found that the phrase "comfortably average" works good for me (if it doesn't I go into my Gene Simmons imitation and that usually cinches the deal).

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RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch d... - 5/4/2012 6:51:19 AM

OttersSwim

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8-track?

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RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch d... - 5/4/2012 6:53:16 AM

MissImmortalPain

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I really, really, want to add something useful to your thread but the only thing I can come up with is....

It is easier to have sex in a station wagon than it is in a pinto.

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RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch d... - 5/4/2012 7:14:44 AM

LookieNoNookie

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quote:

ORIGINAL: OttersSwim

8-track?

For the right girl.....noooooooooooo doubt about it.

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RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch d... - 5/4/2012 9:06:23 AM

sunshinemiss

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Just when Nookster are you going to get your sorry butt up to Michigan? All the rest of us are waiting for the Hibanook photos...

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RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch d... - 5/4/2012 9:10:51 AM

BurntKitty

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quote:

ORIGINAL: OttersSwim

8-track?

~fapfapfap~How about a CB radio, good buddy?~fapfapfap~

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RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch d... - 5/4/2012 10:54:45 AM

TNDommeK

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Oh if he throws in a CB radio, I'm in! Do the windows roll down?

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RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch d... - 5/4/2012 11:19:35 AM

masmiss

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You talked VISA down to 32%? Wow, you're a smooth talker, too!

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