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LookieNoNookie -> I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/3/2012 5:54:57 PM)
Okay...I lied....I have 38 bucks and I have an average sized dick....pushing 8 inches. Okay....I lied again....I have a used Pinto (paid for) and my dick is well...we'll talk about that later, and I live in a trailer. Okay, fine....I'm a lying sack....my dick...well....I have one...the Pinto....I own free and clear but the 17 inch rims I owe $1,700.00 for....(but it's only $275.00 a month for another 18 months....I know it seems a bit excessive but I've got the VISA down to where they're only charging me 32%, so, all things considered it ain't that bad and...if I make all the payments on time....they kick back 3 months and my credit score is pushing 400). I'm a catch girls....(see above)...I'm ready for love. Come get me. (It's a station wagon!).

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/3/2012 6:04:19 PM)
Oh JJ. Do you own a jetstream, or maybe (sensibly) lease one? Me, you, Peon...the perfect set. Haus, too, Haus is amazing. You were just teasing about the station wagon, werent you? And the PACER? Damn I want a Pacer.

tj444 -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/3/2012 6:08:37 PM)
a little bored tonight, are we? lol I know, I know,... you just want attention and no one will give it to you.. poor, poor Lookie dude.. [:o]

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/3/2012 6:12:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tj444 a little bored tonight, are we? lol I know, I know,... you just want attention and no one will give it to you.. poor, poor Lookie dude.. [:o] Ya know...I'll tell you...it's not easy being me! (And believe me....I would know!).

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/3/2012 6:15:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Oh JJ. Do you own a jetstream, or maybe (sensibly) lease one? Me, you, Peon...the perfect set. Haus, too, Haus is amazing. You were just teasing about the station wagon, werent you? And the PACER? Damn I want a Pacer. I'll buy a damned Pacer if that does the trick. I'll even put a cassette deck in if that's what it takes...fat tires....whitewalls.... Door/window hanging drink holders.... (I ain't fucking around).

Privileged -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/3/2012 6:18:50 PM)
If you stopped reading at 38 bucks, you might be a findomme.

kalikshama -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/3/2012 6:21:13 PM)
[sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif] Keep em coming!

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/3/2012 6:47:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Privileged If you stopped reading at 38 bucks, you might be a findomme. A man has to be careful in this world.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/3/2012 6:53:10 PM)
Cupholders? You know my language, JJ!

JanahX -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/3/2012 6:58:10 PM)
why does this sound so familiar?

playfulotter -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/3/2012 7:11:49 PM)
Wow did I blink and the title of this thread got more massive! ha ha

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/3/2012 7:11:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Cupholders? You know my language, JJ! Gawdamn right.

Marc2b -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/4/2012 6:32:28 AM)
quote: Okay...I lied....I have 38 bucks and I have an average sized dick....pushing 8 inches. Okay....I lied again....I have a used Pinto (paid for) and my dick is well...we'll talk about that later, and I live in a trailer. Okay, fine....I'm a lying sack....my dick...well....I have one...the Pinto....I own free and clear but the 17 inch rims I owe $1,700.00 for....(but it's only $275.00 a month for another 18 months....I know it seems a bit excessive but I've got the VISA down to where they're only charging me 32%, so, all things considered it ain't that bad and...if I make all the payments on time....they kick back 3 months and my credit score is pushing 400). I'm a catch girls....(see above)...I'm ready for love. Come get me. (It's a station wagon!). [Emphasis mine] I always found that the phrase "comfortably average" works good for me (if it doesn't I go into my Gene Simmons imitation and that usually cinches the deal).

OttersSwim -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/4/2012 6:51:19 AM)
8-track?

MissImmortalPain -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/4/2012 6:53:16 AM)
I really, really, want to add something useful to your thread but the only thing I can come up with is.... It is easier to have sex in a station wagon than it is in a pinto.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/4/2012 7:14:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OttersSwim 8-track? For the right girl.....noooooooooooo doubt about it.

sunshinemiss -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/4/2012 9:06:23 AM)
Just when Nookster are you going to get your sorry butt up to Michigan? All the rest of us are waiting for the Hibanook photos...

BurntKitty -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/4/2012 9:10:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OttersSwim 8-track? ~fapfapfap~How about a CB radio, good buddy?~fapfapfap~

TNDommeK -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/4/2012 10:54:45 AM)
Oh if he throws in a CB radio, I'm in! Do the windows roll down?

masmiss -> RE: I'm really (INCREDIBLY) rich and I have a 10 inch dick.... (5/4/2012 11:19:35 AM)
You talked VISA down to 32%? Wow, you're a smooth talker, too! [:D]

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