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Stooopid reviews of anon profile pics - 4/25/2012 11:50:48 PM   
Karmastic


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Status: offline 		I feel snarky and have way too much time on my hands, so I decided to comment on some anonymous profile pics I noticed when I logged off. Of course I can't post their pics here without getting in trouble and being way too mean; and remember Mr mod, no names here!

* So, you're holding that huge makeup globber-onner to accentuate the fact that you're wearing waaaaay too much makeup? It worked!

* Honey, your side ass shot caught my eye, but if that close-up of your cellulite is your good side, please don't turn the other cheek, I don't wanna see the other side!

* Okay, sitting on a bed, click to preview shows a pretty 'cut' guy with nice dark skin, handsome. Oh wait, no no no, are you sitting on the bed in a motel room (uh, shucks, ya, I know what they look like pretty well I admit), and a bottle of beer at your feet?

* Wait a minute, omfg this one's hot - hmm, let's see, 23 years old in Ohio. Damn you're fine girl...no wait, you look like that famous porn actress. No wait, you ARE! Another scammer.

* Hmm, what's this, looks familiar, Gay Male Dominant in city near me...looks like my last project manager.

* Holy crap, what's that sound? Cue theme from Deliverance...fade in picture of guy sitting with door open to his pickup truck (no doubt a 73 Ford Ranger). Get this, red plaid hunting shirt open and pants down, half freaking nekkid!! Topper: foot prominent (fetish?) - are those toe rings or is that fungus? And you guessed it - he's from Winchester, Kentucky (no offense to any clan out there!).

* Okay, here's what appears to be an advert for some fashion magazine. I'm thinking of a choice comment, but I'm too chicken...no comment here, I ain't stoooopid!

* K, here's a young cutie. Hmm, I c heart shaped Valentines on the bulletin board, and is that a pic of Justine Bieber?

* Hmm, wow, here's a stunning young black woman...shiat, she's a dom. Why are all the hot black women doms? I would consider switching just to have those strong but still feminine thighs wrapped around my neck.

* Hmm, straight male dominant with his white collar turned up, looks very vampirish.

* Okay, one more stooopid review...here's a 21 year old with quite the bubble butt. Oh noes, what's that, she's lying on a pink bed filled with stuffed animals.
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RE: Stooopid reviews of anon profile pics - 4/27/2012 12:54:27 AM   
VanessaChaland


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Status: offline 		Great stuff.
Can I add?
Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos.
Oh I am having a mid-life crisis so I think I will go get: Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos.
Loot at me, I am soooooo edgy as I have /just went to get: Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos.
I am so kinky and freaky as I have: Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos.
I should become a fetish model as I have: Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos.
I can become a Pro-Domme as I own: Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos, lol.)

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RE: Stooopid reviews of anon profile pics - 4/27/2012 1:38:34 AM   
DonGiovani


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ORIGINAL: VanessaChaland

Great stuff.
Can I add?
Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos.
Oh I am having a mid-life crisis so I think I will go get: Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos.
Loot at me, I am soooooo edgy as I have /just went to get: Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos.
I am so kinky and freaky as I have: Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos.
I should become a fetish model as I have: Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos.
I can become a Pro-Domme as I own: Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos, lol.)



Wait a sec... hang on. I'm sensing a theme here...

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RE: Stooopid reviews of anon profile pics - 4/27/2012 6:42:46 AM   
Marc2b


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Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos.
Oh I am having a mid-life crisis so I think I will go get: Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos.
Loot at me, I am soooooo edgy as I have /just went to get: Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos.
I am so kinky and freaky as I have: Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos.
I should become a fetish model as I have: Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos.
I can become a Pro-Domme as I own: Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos. Piercings and tattoos, lol.)


When I was young piercings and tattoos were uncommon and definitely considered edgy and non-conformist. They were the mark of a bad seed, respectable people simply didn't have them. When my sister came home with a tattoo one day, our parents near fainted from shock and shame. I was never really interested though because having sharp objects jabbed into me seemed... unpleasant. I had also seen some tattoos on elderly people so I knew that what looked cool today might not be so cool looking in years to come. Nowadays it seems as if almost everyone I know has a piercing and/or tattoo, particularly the younger generation. I've seen my nephew and my nieces getting tattoos and I've been asked why I've never gotten one or why don't I get one now. I tell them that since tattoos and piercings are now the norm... I'm the one who is the edgy nonconformist!

So take that all you inked, nickle plated, mundanes!

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RE: Stooopid reviews of anon profile pics - 4/27/2012 6:49:07 AM   
Marc2b


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Status: offline 		By the way Karmastic... did anyone ever tell you that you kind of look like Harry Dean Stanton?

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RE: Stooopid reviews of anon profile pics - 4/27/2012 6:52:13 AM   
Marc2b


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Status: offline 		I would also like to add that any female who thinks duck lips are sexy should be summarily executed for the good of the gene pool.

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RE: Stooopid reviews of anon profile pics - 4/27/2012 7:45:06 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Marc2b

I would also like to add that any female who thinks duck lips are sexy should be summarily executed for the good of the gene pool.

I think they feel that if they combine duck lips with the one finger salute, it makes all those "cash piggies" understand their TWUE DOMMELINESS.

If they do the double one finger salute, those checks will write themselves but those are rare because it's hard to take a picture of yourself in a filthy bathroom mirror without one hand free to hold the cell phone camera that mom bought you.

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RE: Stooopid reviews of anon profile pics - 4/27/2012 7:45:38 AM   
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RE: Stooopid reviews of anon profile pics - 4/27/2012 8:44:10 AM   
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Status: offline 		My favs are the profile close ups of a cunt with an object inserted, a pair of titties covered in jizz and the stretched open asshole with a fist in it posted by someone named "CumDumpster#87623" and there profile says:

"Just looking for friends"

. . . and there Journal is loaded with email excerpts, complaints and snotty comments about guys that email them interested in sex.

Fucking people crack me up.

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RE: Stooopid reviews of anon profile pics - 4/27/2012 10:45:23 AM   
Karmastic


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ORIGINAL: Marc2b

By the way Karmastic... did anyone ever tell you that you kind of look like Harry Dean Stanton?

bwaa hahahahahaha, no! i can see it in the nose and eyes a bit.

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RE: Stooopid reviews of anon profile pics - 4/27/2012 10:47:15 AM   
Karmastic


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

My favs are the profile close ups of a cunt with an object inserted, a pair of titties covered in jizz and the stretched open asshole with a fist in it posted by someone named "CumDumpster#87623" and there profile says:

"Just looking for friends"

. . . and there Journal is loaded with email excerpts, complaints and snotty comments about guys that email them interested in sex.

Fucking people crack me up.

lmafo...yep.

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RE: Stooopid reviews of anon profile pics - 4/27/2012 10:48:22 AM   
LadyHibiscus


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RE: Stooopid reviews of anon profile pics - 4/27/2012 10:59:39 AM   
kittenheels43


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Status: offline 		lmao, yep, you really were bored weren't you?

look who's talking, I resorted to playing tic tac toe against the computer.... its obviously not a very bright computer though as I kept winning, either that or its a submissive computer?

apologese for waffling on, its a side effect of boredom



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RE: Stooopid reviews of anon profile pics - 4/27/2012 11:24:12 AM   
Hillwilliam


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Status: offline 		I also love the "lesbians" with tit and cunt shots that shriek and bitch in their journals about men having the unmitigated GALL to look at their profiles.

Guess what sweet cheeks? If you put tits and ass out there, Im gonna look at it.

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RE: Stooopid reviews of anon profile pics - 4/27/2012 11:43:04 AM   
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covered in jizz


I hate jizz photos. I'll never understand what makes them think that any hetero male will be turned on by another guy's spunk.

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RE: Stooopid reviews of anon profile pics - 4/27/2012 11:43:26 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Marc2b

I would also like to add that any female who thinks duck lips are sexy should be summarily executed for the good of the gene pool.


I agree.



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RE: Stooopid reviews of anon profile pics - 4/27/2012 11:44:29 AM   
Marc2b


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I also love the "lesbians" with tit and cunt shots that shriek and bitch in their journals about men having the unmitigated GALL to look at their profiles.

Guess what sweet cheeks? If you put tits and ass out there, Im gonna look at it.


Yeah, I've gotten a few of those "hey, jerk, I'm a lesbian" cmails... apparently it doesn't occur to them that when I'm perving profiles its not their sexual orientation that matters, its mine.

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RE: Stooopid reviews of anon profile pics - 4/27/2012 6:57:13 PM   
DesFIP


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ORIGINAL: Marc2b
I hate jizz photos. I'll never understand what makes them think that any hetero male will be turned on by another guy's spunk.


Exactly how we feel about guys posting pics of their ex with marks on her. This is not going to attract us. It will guarantee that the guy with this pic isn't going to ever get a chance to mark someone else. Eveh!


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RE: Stooopid reviews of anon profile pics - 4/27/2012 7:08:14 PM   
Mupainurpleasure


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Status: offline 		I have decided some people here are not on the right meds I am not surprised they would post porn then be surprised when hit on. I would bet there is more than a bit of bipolar disorder floating around here not because of anything abherrent about bdsm that doesnt cause real harm but because of the hyper sexual nature of manic epidsodes and the intenseness of bdsm. It makes perfect sense to someone a lilttle off to enjoy posting porn for those they desire to see and act like you are messed up for looking and reacting to public postings

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RE: Stooopid reviews of anon profile pics - 4/28/2012 1:38:18 PM   
Karmastic


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ORIGINAL: Mupainurpleasure

I have decided some people here are not on the right meds I am not surprised they would post porn then be surprised when hit on. I would bet there is more than a bit of bipolar disorder floating around here not because of anything abherrent about bdsm that doesnt cause real harm but because of the hyper sexual nature of manic epidsodes and the intenseness of bdsm. It makes perfect sense to someone a lilttle off to enjoy posting porn for those they desire to see and act like you are messed up for looking and reacting to public postings

lol, like someone who dresses slutty then gets offended if someone looks. but not so deep down, that's exactly what they wanted, so they could get upset over it (well, the one's who get upset).

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