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Karmastic -> Stooopid reviews of anon profile pics (4/25/2012 11:50:48 PM)
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I feel snarky and have way too much time on my hands, so I decided to comment on some anonymous profile pics I noticed when I logged off. Of course I can't post their pics here without getting in trouble and being way too mean; and remember Mr mod, no names here!
* So, you're holding that huge makeup globber-onner to accentuate the fact that you're wearing waaaaay too much makeup? It worked!
* Honey, your side ass shot caught my eye, but if that close-up of your cellulite is your good side, please don't turn the other cheek, I don't wanna see the other side!
* Okay, sitting on a bed, click to preview shows a pretty 'cut' guy with nice dark skin, handsome. Oh wait, no no no, are you sitting on the bed in a motel room (uh, shucks, ya, I know what they look like pretty well I admit), and a bottle of beer at your feet?
* Wait a minute, omfg this one's hot - hmm, let's see, 23 years old in Ohio. Damn you're fine girl...no wait, you look like that famous porn actress. No wait, you ARE! Another scammer.
* Hmm, what's this, looks familiar, Gay Male Dominant in city near me...looks like my last project manager.
* Holy crap, what's that sound? Cue theme from Deliverance...fade in picture of guy sitting with door open to his pickup truck (no doubt a 73 Ford Ranger). Get this, red plaid hunting shirt open and pants down, half freaking nekkid!! Topper: foot prominent (fetish?) - are those toe rings or is that fungus? And you guessed it - he's from Winchester, Kentucky (no offense to any clan out there!).
* Okay, here's what appears to be an advert for some fashion magazine. I'm thinking of a choice comment, but I'm too chicken...no comment here, I ain't stoooopid!
* K, here's a young cutie. Hmm, I c heart shaped Valentines on the bulletin board, and is that a pic of Justine Bieber?
* Hmm, wow, here's a stunning young black woman...shiat, she's a dom. Why are all the hot black women doms? I would consider switching just to have those strong but still feminine thighs wrapped around my neck.
* Hmm, straight male dominant with his white collar turned up, looks very vampirish.
* Okay, one more stooopid review...here's a 21 year old with quite the bubble butt. Oh noes, what's that, she's lying on a pink bed filled with stuffed animals.
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