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Maximum Bummer - 4/23/2012 11:36:51 AM   
lazarus1983


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Status: offline 		So yesterday was my last day off from work, and I was determined to re-establish my rhythm, after it has been so disrupted this week due to mandatory overtime.

My plan was to hit the gym, have a badass workout, followed by a plate of homemade nachos, and an evening spent in the company of a good book, a setting sun, and a Black & Mild.

Instead, on my third rep, I have to dump the weight, and 455lbs bounces off my right middle finger, trapped between that weight and the safety pin. So there I am, with a middle finger that resembles an exploded hot dog placed in a microwave. A trip to the hospital later, and now I'm high on percocet facing down at least ten days of inactivity. Dammit.



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RE: Maximum Bummer - 4/23/2012 11:40:54 AM   
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Status: offline 		OUCH!!!!!!!! is all I got.

And, I hope it heals quickly and properly.

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RE: Maximum Bummer - 4/23/2012 11:58:47 AM   
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RE: Maximum Bummer - 4/23/2012 12:06:21 PM   
poise


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Status: offline 		Come on now, Lazarus. You can't let one little ol' injured finger stop you from conquering the world!
Go to plan B, and have someone hand feed you the homemade nachos while reading to you.

( :: [ ] ::) Here's an extra special bandaid for the ouchies.

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RE: Maximum Bummer - 4/23/2012 12:11:13 PM   
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Status: offline 		Could be worse, I once tore my diaphragm.

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RE: Maximum Bummer - 4/23/2012 12:21:38 PM   
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Go to plan B, and have someone hand feed you the homemade nachos while reading to you.


If I were closer, I'd happily nurse you!

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RE: Maximum Bummer - 4/23/2012 1:29:01 PM   
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Status: offline 		I can still enjoy the reading, when the severe effects of the percocet wane, but I had to postpone the nachos, and am instead eating fig newtons. Sigh...not the same.

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RE: Maximum Bummer - 4/23/2012 2:46:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		That sucks. Well, enjoy the percocets and read your book if you can stay awake.

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RE: Maximum Bummer - 4/23/2012 6:44:00 PM   
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RE: Maximum Bummer - 4/23/2012 7:40:01 PM   
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Status: offline 		Bad luck. Here's hoping you heal fast.

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RE: Maximum Bummer - 4/23/2012 7:44:21 PM   
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... So there I am, with a middle finger that resembles an exploded hot dog placed in a microwave....




Points for the visual.

Hope you're able to quickly bounce back.

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RE: Maximum Bummer - 4/23/2012 8:14:35 PM   
Duskypearls


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Status: offline 		Middle finger you say? Hmmm....I'm sure there's some symbolic meaning under there somewhere. Left or right hand?

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RE: Maximum Bummer - 4/23/2012 8:38:38 PM   
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Could be worse, I once tore my diaphragm.

Did you become pregnant?

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RE: Maximum Bummer - 4/23/2012 10:08:38 PM   
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Lazarus, seriously, make sure that everything gets done, the right way. You need that finger back. All the way back. That's your good right hand.

Emphasis. These days, a lot of bacteria strains have been bred (factory farming methods) to resist antibiotics. If this comes up, ask for Mupirocin. Don't just assume things will be OK with the regular triple antibiotic ointment. Don't let the wound dry out or it will heal badly and slow. And feel free to bother the Doctors.

I'm sure you knew this, but hey! I'm really sorry this has happened to you.

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RE: Maximum Bummer - 4/23/2012 10:25:26 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DaNewAgeViking


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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Could be worse, I once tore my diaphragm.

Did you become pregnant?



Dammit, you beat me to it!

Laz, you've certainly had your share of it last year and this. Hope that's it, and good health is yours once again for a good long time (like forever!!) Get well soon, buddy.

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RE: Maximum Bummer - 4/24/2012 9:04:36 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls

Middle finger you say? Hmmm....I'm sure there's some symbolic meaning under there somewhere. Left or right hand?


Right hand. And symbolism or not, I've been giving my friends the middle finger on my left hand, all while claiming it's phantom pain.

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RE: Maximum Bummer - 4/24/2012 9:33:10 AM   
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Status: offline 		I'm glad you seem in good spirits, though that could be the narcotics... eeh! ~healing beamage~

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RE: Maximum Bummer - 4/24/2012 9:41:21 AM   
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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt


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ORIGINAL: DaNewAgeViking


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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Could be worse, I once tore my diaphragm.

Did you become pregnant?



Dammit, you beat me to it!

Laz, you've certainly had your share of it last year and this. Hope that's it, and good health is yours once again for a good long time (like forever!!) Get well soon, buddy.


Just had a hard time breathing and swallowing for a while.

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RE: Maximum Bummer - 4/24/2012 10:10:41 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I'm glad you seem in good spirits, though that could be the narcotics... eeh! ~healing beamage~


Speaking of, that percocet hit me hard yesterday. I was staring at my reflection in the computer screen monitor, and I was utterly confused. If that's what being high or drunk is like, I have missed nothing in abstaining.

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RE: Maximum Bummer - 4/24/2012 10:11:33 AM   
LadyHibiscus


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ORIGINAL: lazarus1983


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I'm glad you seem in good spirits, though that could be the narcotics... eeh! ~healing beamage~


Speaking of, that percocet hit me hard yesterday. I was staring at my reflection in the computer screen monitor, and I was utterly confused. If that's what being high or drunk is like, I have missed nothing in abstaining.


Evidently it IS. PEOPLE DO THAT SHIT ON PURPOSE. smh.

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