LookieNoNookie
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ORIGINAL: Karmastic This thread is for telling your UFO stories. Please use this other thread if you want to continue to talk about alien conspiracies and such: Recent Mass UFO Sightings 2011 My stories: The first time, it was a pair of white blobs traveling in formation right along a mountain range mid-day, but going about 10x faster than any jet I'd ever seen. That could have been a military test (I live in LA, south of military base). The second one was from the balcony of my hotel room, overlooking Copacabana beach in Brazil one night. It came in almost perpendicular to the earth at about a 70 degree angle, as fast as a shooting star (which can travel as fast as 45k miles an hour or more). That's what I initially thought it was, and that lasted for less than a second. But then it abruptly made a 90 degree turn while simultaneously slowing down to a fraction of its original speed, to fly parallel to the horizon; that was the clincher for me that it was beyond human capability, and was being intelligently navigated. It was a bright light, several miles off the coast. There's an island with a lighthouse a few miles off the coast, and a large ship was docked about a mile from that, which gave me some perspective on this bright light, which seemed to also be a few miles off the coast, at a very low altitude. After it made its turn, it travelled at a very high speed that appeared to be about 10x faster than a jet would have covered that distance. It disappeared into the darkness. The wildest story I've ever heard from someone first-hand was having a ball of light type of craft come inspect them for a moment on a lonely dirt road, and then shoot off. I was absconded by aliens in 1983. They came to my door....dressed as pizza delivery guys (good fucking pizza by the way...late...but good). They probed my Mini Van, did an oil and tranny fluid check, asked me about my seat recliner....asked me if I knew anything about Hooters (I said I didn't). Gave them a coupon for Arturio's down the street...they asked me if I had any nickles, explained to me that they shit out 7 ounces of hashish if I gave them 7 nickles per 3 ounces (it's what they do...they needed it for their fuel tanks)...I told them my bank was open in 3 hours....brought them $100,000,00 worth of nickles and today I'm the wealthiest man this side of the Peco's. They left.
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