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I just want a girl..... - 4/17/2012 10:50:06 PM

LookieNoNookie

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...who can take care of me in the style I've become accustomed to.

(Is that so much to ask?????)

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RE: I just want a girl..... - 4/17/2012 11:18:37 PM

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It depends on the size of your penis.

And how well it works.

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RE: I just want a girl..... - 4/18/2012 1:18:35 AM

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*snort*

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RE: I just want a girl..... - 4/18/2012 1:50:31 AM

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I KNOW, RIGHT?!?!?!?

I mean, honestly... is a villa on the French Riviera THAT MUCH to ask for?

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RE: I just want a girl..... - 4/18/2012 6:58:35 AM

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That depends. Are you used to camping in an alley and cleaning toilets?

I can arrange that if you wish.

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whaahh... - 4/18/2012 7:26:38 AM

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hello kitkat105... :)

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RE: I just want a girl..... - 4/18/2012 11:52:03 AM

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ORIGINAL: myotherself

It depends on the size of your penis.

And how well it works.

I thought that it was the the dynamic of the relationship that was supposed to be important - not whether or not you have sex.

But just in case I'm wrong...exactly how big is your penis lookie? Maybe some photo would entice more interest!

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RE: I just want a girl..... - 4/18/2012 12:03:55 PM

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Yes, pictures or it's not true lol.

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RE: I just want a girl..... - 4/18/2012 6:30:56 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: yourdarkdesire

quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

It depends on the size of your penis.

And how well it works.

I thought that it was the the dynamic of the relationship that was supposed to be important - not whether or not you have sex.

But just in case I'm wrong...exactly how big is your penis lookie? Maybe some photo would entice more interest!

I'm embarrassed to say actually (it's actually impeded some of my dating habits)...but allow me to be somewhat informative:

You'll need Windows 7 which allows you to view images on 2 screens.

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RE: I just want a girl..... - 4/18/2012 6:40:02 PM

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Lol - some how I think it would probably fit on my tablet!!!!!

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RE: I just want a girl..... - 4/18/2012 6:49:32 PM

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