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Just stay the fuck away from me... - 4/17/2012 7:59:31 PM   
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RE: Just stay the fuck away from me... - 4/17/2012 8:09:11 PM   
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RE: Just stay the fuck away from me... - 4/17/2012 8:13:44 PM   
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RE: Just stay the fuck away from me... - 4/17/2012 8:18:53 PM   
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RE: Just stay the fuck away from me... - 4/17/2012 8:29:13 PM   
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RE: Just stay the fuck away from me... - 4/17/2012 10:07:18 PM   
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You penis-abusing bitches...☺



As a man.....okay....fine.....

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RE: Just stay the fuck away from me... - 4/18/2012 4:25:46 AM   
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RE: Just stay the fuck away from me... - 4/18/2012 7:10:44 AM   
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that would never ever work on me..... I got WMD in my pants... yeah.. the real deal .... (Steel Cock & balls)


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RE: Just stay the fuck away from me... - 4/18/2012 7:34:54 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster
You penis-abusing bitches...☺

You shouldn't be posting this sort of pornographic filth online. I'm contacting the mods...


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that would never ever work on me..... I got WMD in my pants... yeah.. the real deal .... (Steel Cock & balls)

So thats where Saddam was keeping it all along. Maybe someone should tell the US where it should fire its missiles next...

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RE: Just stay the fuck away from me... - 4/18/2012 11:50:02 AM   
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RE: Just stay the fuck away from me... - 4/18/2012 5:23:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Anaxagoras
So thats where Saddam was keeping it all along. Maybe someone should tell the US where it should fire its missiles next...


those are not made in Iraq...... they are made in ... .... "PRC" as alot of stuff around here..

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ORIGINAL: yourdarkdesire
I think the US would be better off aiming a platoon of women in his direction - at least they would have a chance of getting close to the target. My first nominations would be LadyHib and Greedy!!!!


hell yeah,..... bring the troops Mr. Obama..


on the other way,..., i have to use Kevlar or titanium condoms....

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RE: Just stay the fuck away from me... - 4/18/2012 5:54:25 PM   
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Status: offline 		I don't even have a penis...but....just...wtf?

Although....if I can lure the ex in for a visit up close and personal like...can I borrow this?

I'll clean it up when Im done.

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RE: Just stay the fuck away from me... - 4/18/2012 6:12:27 PM   
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RE: Just stay the fuck away from me... - 4/18/2012 6:30:00 PM   
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Greedy and I volunteer to inspect Ash for WMD. Because we're good Americans. Yeah....



Greedy's busy realigning my back. She'll be there in a bit.



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RE: Just stay the fuck away from me... - 4/19/2012 7:31:44 AM   
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Greedy's busy realigning my back. She'll be there in a bit.


I was thinking she is busy watching Dr. who ...

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RE: Just stay the fuck away from me... - 4/19/2012 7:36:45 AM   
ashjor911


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Greedy and I volunteer to inspect Ash for WMD. Because we're good Americans. Yeah....


fast... move the WMD to a Military site..... "Iran dose it.."
but, Military site`s here are the most dangerous.... right now... "what to do"


I got it.... I will paint it with gold..... (gold member) oh no its not 007 movie,..

speaking with dutch accent.... "Shmoke & pancake... anyone"?

< Message edited by ashjor911 -- 4/19/2012 7:38:33 AM >

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RE: Just stay the fuck away from me... - 4/19/2012 9:20:49 PM   
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Reminded me of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O-SX_W0lrQ&



Isn`t the the ShamWow guy?

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