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LaTigresse -> RE: Electrical Engineers? (4/20/2012 12:56:34 PM)
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The worst I can remember doing.........barefoot, wet grass, just a thin t-shirt and shorts..........nipple zap. It got me so hard it nearly knocked me off my feet.
OMG the cussing I did.
Best one. Generic Dude, barefoot on damp grass, kneeled down to reach under the bottom wire, got zapped right across the bridge of his nose. Knocked him backwards ass over tea kettle. Left a white mark on his nose for hours.
Second best one. I used to have a really gorgeous German Shepherd mix that was certain she was in charge of the whole valley. When the horses would get frisky and play, she would dash down the hill and run along the fence, telling them to chill out. One evening she accidently brushed her ass against the fence. The yelping and yowling as she hauled ass up the hill to me, tucking her ass at a dead run. She was absolutely convinced there was some evil invisible monster that tried to get her. She wouldn't get within 20 feet of that fenceline for months and when it was dark, she wouldn't even go on that side of the house. It wouldn't have been so funny but for her personality. She was the most confident, self assured, bossy and dominant dog I ever had (until Queen Sophia came along)
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