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LookieNoNookie -> I just saw some incredibly weird shit!!!!! (4/14/2012 11:52:24 PM)

I just saw some incredibly weird shit (I'm fairly confident I just said that)......

3 cars in front of me....the two nearest jumped out of their cars (waiting for the light of all gawdamned things....) wearing hose over their heads....I live in a very rural area.....blew my fucking shit away.

I called 911 and told 'em....."some weird fucking shit just happened...."

If ya'll never hear from me again.....well........

(If you do....praise the second amendment :) )

And if you don't believe in that....praise my aim :)




Karmastic -> RE: I just saw some incredibly weird shit!!!!! (4/15/2012 12:54:37 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

I just saw some incredibly weird shit (I'm fairly confident I just said that)......

3 cars in front of me....the two nearest jumped out of their cars (waiting for the light of all gawdamned things....) wearing hose over their heads....I live in a very rural area.....blew my fucking shit away.

I called 911 and told 'em....."some weird fucking shit just happened...."

If ya'll never hear from me again.....well........

(If you do....praise the second amendment :) )

And if you don't believe in that....praise my aim :)

lol, so what happened? Praise the lord and pass the bullets!




LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just saw some incredibly weird shit!!!!! (4/15/2012 1:28:19 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Karmastic


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

I just saw some incredibly weird shit (I'm fairly confident I just said that)......

3 cars in front of me....the two nearest jumped out of their cars (waiting for the light of all gawdamned things....) wearing hose over their heads....I live in a very rural area.....blew my fucking shit away.

I called 911 and told 'em....."some weird fucking shit just happened...."

If ya'll never hear from me again.....well........

(If you do....praise the second amendment :) )

And if you don't believe in that....praise my aim :)

lol, so what happened? Praise the lord and pass the bullets!


Fuck if I know....I'm still here....but it was freaky.

Going to sleep with a .357 tonight.




kitkat105 -> RE: I just saw some incredibly weird shit!!!!! (4/15/2012 6:33:37 AM)

Eeeek! That sounds really scary.




Kaliko -> RE: I just saw some incredibly weird shit!!!!! (4/15/2012 7:47:41 AM)

But where did they go when they jumped out of their cars? Into the woods? Into a store? Into the third car? Were you watching? Did they leave the cars where they were? Did you simply drive around the cars and continue on your way? Were other people watching, too?




ShaharThorne -> RE: I just saw some incredibly weird shit!!!!! (4/15/2012 10:24:03 AM)

Damn it Lookie...you got me on edge!




LadyHibiscus -> RE: I just saw some incredibly weird shit!!!!! (4/15/2012 12:54:16 PM)

Were their cars better than yours? Did you take them?




chelita30 -> RE: I just saw some incredibly weird shit!!!!! (4/15/2012 2:10:34 PM)

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But where did they go when they jumped out of their cars? Into the woods? Into a store? Into the third car? Were you watching? Did they leave the cars where they were? Did you simply drive around the cars and continue on your way? Were other people watching, too?


There are definitely some questions here that need answers....




PeonForHer -> RE: I just saw some incredibly weird shit!!!!! (4/15/2012 3:10:57 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
I just saw some incredibly weird shit (I'm fairly confident I just said that)......


You live in America, Lookie.

I hope that helps . . . .




supragenius -> RE: I just saw some incredibly weird shit!!!!! (4/15/2012 5:14:21 PM)

wahts weird about that

just guys havign some fun

chillax a little man
quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

I just saw some incredibly weird shit (I'm fairly confident I just said that)......

3 cars in front of me....the two nearest jumped out of their cars (waiting for the light of all gawdamned things....) wearing hose over their heads....I live in a very rural area.....blew my fucking shit away.

I called 911 and told 'em....."some weird fucking shit just happened...."

If ya'll never hear from me again.....well........

(If you do....praise the second amendment :) )

And if you don't believe in that....praise my aim :)





LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just saw some incredibly weird shit!!!!! (4/15/2012 10:03:02 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Kaliko

But where did they go when they jumped out of their cars? Into the woods? Into a store? Into the third car? Were you watching? Did they leave the cars where they were? Did you simply drive around the cars and continue on your way? Were other people watching, too?


They went to MY next exit and turned left....I turned right to my home.

I told 911..."if something freaky happens tonight....these are the guys....and THIS is the time".




LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just saw some incredibly weird shit!!!!! (4/15/2012 10:08:45 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Were their cars better than yours? Did you take them?


[b]Fuck no....I have a mini van and I'm a fucking pussy when it comes to 3 cars with guys filled with 23 year old dudes jumping out at intersections with fucking hairnets on their gawdamned heads, and I was ready to make a fucking sandwich!!!!

If they come in to my house, on the other hand....I have a few "welcome to my home" surprises for them placed in about 11 carefully located different locations....all fully loaded, ready to let them know they're welcome in my home in a prone position.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just saw some incredibly weird shit!!!!! (4/15/2012 10:21:28 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

Damn it Lookie...you got me on edge!


Hon, you're not the first woman to tell me that (but, thank you, nonetheless).




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