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DarkStevensGirl -> RE: best prank EVAH (4/15/2012 7:25:08 AM)
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lol. stand in line somewhere. turn around and make a grimace and moan softly. then shake one out of your pant leg and go on about your business. true story: i was heading to the post office to mail a package. as i got to the entry, there was an old guy standing there. he started cursing LOUDLY. him: "godddamit! godddddddammmmit!" me: "ummm.....is something wrong?" him: "i shit my pants!" me: "thats...nice. gotta run." him: (he starts to shake his right pant leg as he continues to yell and carry on) "i TOLD him i had to shit! fuck! godddddammmmmmmmmmit!" later, as i came out the door, i carefully avoided the VERY LARGE turd sitting in the middle of the sidewalk, which was quickly turning even more noxious in the hot sun. i wonder which employee had to clean it up. "ahhhh.....i need you to.....clean up that large......turd...on the sidewalk......yeah...that would be great" quote:
ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam Imagine if you get crappy, attitudy service in a restaurant. Put one of those on the plate instead of a tip.
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