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Need to Message Someone? Don't Panic! - 4/10/2012 9:37:14 PM

poise

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For those of you frustrated because the other side is not functioning properly, fear not!
If there is someone you were wanting to get a message to, or a message you were
waiting to receive, just post your message here for all (and hopefully your intended recipient) to see.
This could be fun!

In keeping within the Terms Of Service, please refrain from using actual user ids.

I'll go first. Mind you, I would use proper letter format if it were indeed a real letter.

Dear person who went to bed at the same time as I did last night,
I kept my word and worked diligently on that creative project today,
and I am eager to show you the results.

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When the path ignites a soul, there’s no remaining in place.

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RE: Need to Message Someone? Don't Panic! - 4/10/2012 9:46:54 PM

CynthiaWVirginia

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quote:

ORIGINAL: poise

For those of you frustrated because the other side is not functioning properly, fear not!
If there is someone you were wanting to get a message to, or a message you were
waiting to receive, just post your message here for all (and hopefully your intended recipient) to see.
This could be fun!

In keeping within the Terms Of Service, please refrain from using actual user ids.

I'll go first. Mind you, I would use proper letter format if it were indeed a real letter.

Dear person who went to bed at the same time as I did last night,
I kept my word and worked diligently on that creative project today,
and I am eager to show you the results.

Okay.

Dear **********,

No thanks, we will not all meet up at your motel for a scene. You asked about a first meetup with my boy's sister, a first meetup is not a play party, lol.

Why not just join KATS and meet us at their next play party?

Cynthia

(in reply to poise)

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RE: Need to Message Someone? Don't Panic! - 4/10/2012 11:15:25 PM

myotherself

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OK, here's mine:

Hi again. Yes, your message was clear to understand and I promise I read every word and understood them.

However it changes nothing. It's been two years since we met for coffee. TWO YEARS. And while it was an enjoyable meet, your forgetfulness was really a turn-off. I mean, how can you 'forget' you're married?

I know you came clean the day after the meet and asked if you could move in with me, but I stand by my original response - not a chance in fucking hell! You lied to me from the beginning to suit your purpose, and I have no doubt that you'd do it again and again. NOT cool, dude.

The other thing you see to have overlooked is that I'm no longer looking. I have someone, and we've been together nearly 2 years. He's everything you're not - honest, single, tall...

I would like to thank you, however, for the cock shot you sent me. If I needed anything to make my mind up about your potential as a partner, this pic would do it. While it seems to be just about average length, it's very thin and has that odd curve to the left. What's up with that?

But it's not the size that's the problem - it's the colour. The rest of you is white, yet your cock looks kinda grey. Grubby grey. You know you're supposed to wash it, right? And those funny-coloured lumps on the underneath? I'd get those checked out. Seriously.

So while I thank you for your stalker-like commitment to the relationship we will never have on this side of hell, I feel it's time for you to move on, in another direction. To help you do this, you're now blocked.

Have a nice day.

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There's nowt so queer as folk

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RE: Need to Message Someone? Don't Panic! - 4/11/2012 8:49:33 AM

LaTigresse

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Dear SS,

No I really REALLY do not have any interest in a snuff slave.

I promise.

(even though the evil facet of my soul says "Just fucking do it already.")

Regards,

LaT

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My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

(in reply to poise)

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RE: Need to Message Someone? Don't Panic! - 4/11/2012 9:36:47 AM

DesFIP

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Dear 34 year old claiming to be a female dominant. No, I have no interest in embarrassing your "boy" (aka yourself). And take down the fake photos please.

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Slave to laundry

Cynical and proud of it!

(in reply to LaTigresse)

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RE: Need to Message Someone? Don't Panic! - 4/11/2012 9:59:22 AM

kalikshama

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Hi right back atcha

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RE: Need to Message Someone? Don't Panic! - 4/11/2012 11:07:34 AM

Musicmystery

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Dear poise (<---Whoops! Was I not supposed to say who?),

I'm sorry, but I've already sent you every cock shot I have, and taken as many new photos as I can think of. That's about it. I need to move on to other activities than continually taking cock shots for you.

I'm sorry, but those you already have will have to do.

(in reply to poise)

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RE: Need to Message Someone? Don't Panic! - 4/11/2012 11:23:39 AM

OsideGirl

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Dear ******

I don't think calling me "fuckdoll" was really appropriate in your first message.

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Give a girl the right shoes and she will conquer the world. ~ Marilyn Monroe

The Accelerated Velocity of Terminological Inexactitude

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RE: Need to Message Someone? Don't Panic! - 4/11/2012 11:34:42 AM

DaddySatyr

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quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

Dear ******

I don't think calling me "fuckdoll" was really appropriate in your first message.

I apologize but, "cumbucket" hardly seemed appropriate. LOL

Peace and comfort,

Michael

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A Stone in My Shoe

Screen captures (and pissing on shadows) still RULE! Ya feel me?

"For that which I love, I will do horrible things"

(in reply to OsideGirl)

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RE: Need to Message Someone? Don't Panic! - 4/11/2012 11:34:45 AM

Hillwilliam

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Dear stalker on the other side. I'm truly sorry you were too stupid to play by the rules and got modded/banned.
Please keep trying to upbraid me concerning my posts because your ignorance is quite entertaining.
I only worry that your profile says you're a straight dom but you seem to be obsessed over another guy. That isn't healthy.

_____________________________

Kinkier than a cheap garden hose.

Whoever said "Religion is the opiate of the masses" never heard Right Wing talk radio.

Don't blame me, I voted for Gary Johnson.

(in reply to OsideGirl)

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RE: Need to Message Someone? Don't Panic! - 4/11/2012 11:35:47 AM

Hillwilliam

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr

quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

Dear ******

I don't think calling me "fuckdoll" was really appropriate in your first message.

I apologize but, "cumbucket" hardly seemed appropriate. LOL

Peace and comfort,

Michael

She likes that.....

OOPS, I probably wasn't supposed to let that particular cat out of the bag was I?

_____________________________

Kinkier than a cheap garden hose.

Whoever said "Religion is the opiate of the masses" never heard Right Wing talk radio.

Don't blame me, I voted for Gary Johnson.

(in reply to DaddySatyr)

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RE: Need to Message Someone? Don't Panic! - 4/11/2012 11:36:09 AM

DaddySatyr

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Dear stalker on the other side. I'm truly sorry you were too stupid to play by the rules and got modded/banned.
Please keep trying to upbraid me concerning my posts because your ignorance is quite entertaining.
I only worry that your profile says you're a straight dom but you seem to be obsessed over another guy. That isn't healthy.

You know you dig the attention and I'm not going to stop messaging, you thavage!

Peace and comfort,

Michael

_____________________________

A Stone in My Shoe

Screen captures (and pissing on shadows) still RULE! Ya feel me?

"For that which I love, I will do horrible things"

(in reply to Hillwilliam)

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RE: Need to Message Someone? Don't Panic! - 4/11/2012 11:36:52 AM

Hillwilliam

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Dear stalker on the other side. I'm truly sorry you were too stupid to play by the rules and got modded/banned.
Please keep trying to upbraid me concerning my posts because your ignorance is quite entertaining.
I only worry that your profile says you're a straight dom but you seem to be obsessed over another guy. That isn't healthy.

You know you dig the attention and I'm not going to stop messaging, you thavage!

Peace and comfort,

Michael

_____________________________

Kinkier than a cheap garden hose.

Whoever said "Religion is the opiate of the masses" never heard Right Wing talk radio.

Don't blame me, I voted for Gary Johnson.

(in reply to DaddySatyr)

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RE: Need to Message Someone? Don't Panic! - 4/11/2012 11:45:07 AM

OsideGirl

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I need a face palm. Possibly a double face palm.

_____________________________

Give a girl the right shoes and she will conquer the world. ~ Marilyn Monroe

The Accelerated Velocity of Terminological Inexactitude

(in reply to Hillwilliam)

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RE: Need to Message Someone? Don't Panic! - 4/11/2012 11:49:29 AM

DaddySatyr

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quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

I need a face palm. Possibly a double face palm.

Attachment (1)

_____________________________

A Stone in My Shoe

Screen captures (and pissing on shadows) still RULE! Ya feel me?

"For that which I love, I will do horrible things"

(in reply to OsideGirl)

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RE: Need to Message Someone? Don't Panic! - 4/11/2012 11:51:53 AM

DaddySatyr

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quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

I need a face palm. Possibly a double face palm.

I could only do one per response ...

Attachment (1)

_____________________________

A Stone in My Shoe

Screen captures (and pissing on shadows) still RULE! Ya feel me?

"For that which I love, I will do horrible things"

(in reply to OsideGirl)

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RE: Need to Message Someone? Don't Panic! - 4/11/2012 11:52:52 AM

DaddySatyr

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quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

I need a face palm. Possibly a double face palm.

and, just for good measure ...

Attachment (1)

_____________________________

A Stone in My Shoe

Screen captures (and pissing on shadows) still RULE! Ya feel me?

"For that which I love, I will do horrible things"

(in reply to OsideGirl)

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RE: Need to Message Someone? Don't Panic! - 4/11/2012 11:53:50 AM

OsideGirl

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Those are good!

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Give a girl the right shoes and she will conquer the world. ~ Marilyn Monroe

The Accelerated Velocity of Terminological Inexactitude

(in reply to DaddySatyr)

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RE: Need to Message Someone? Don't Panic! - 4/11/2012 11:56:43 AM

DomMeinCT

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Dear weird guy who opportunistically messaged me because he saw me online but failed to read my profile or notice the pink username color,

No, I will not spank you for your birthday.
It was your birthday last month too, and I wouldn't spank you then.
And the month before that too.

You need to keep better track to whom you've written with your birthday spanking lie.

Have you actually run out of dark red profiles to send the identical message?

Unspankingly Yours,
~ DMinCT

_____________________________

The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances:
if there is any reaction, both are transformed.
~ Carl Jung

(in reply to poise)

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RE: Need to Message Someone? Don't Panic! - 4/11/2012 12:07:03 PM

DaddySatyr

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quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

Those are good!

Please feel free to save them and use them as you wish and, if you're a ST:TNG fan ...

Attachment (1)

_____________________________

A Stone in My Shoe

Screen captures (and pissing on shadows) still RULE! Ya feel me?

"For that which I love, I will do horrible things"

(in reply to OsideGirl)

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