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myotherself -> RE: Need to Message Someone? Don't Panic! (4/10/2012 11:15:25 PM)
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OK, here's mine:
Hi again. Yes, your message was clear to understand and I promise I read every word and understood them.
However it changes nothing. It's been two years since we met for coffee. TWO YEARS. And while it was an enjoyable meet, your forgetfulness was really a turn-off. I mean, how can you 'forget' you're married?
I know you came clean the day after the meet and asked if you could move in with me, but I stand by my original response - not a chance in fucking hell! You lied to me from the beginning to suit your purpose, and I have no doubt that you'd do it again and again. NOT cool, dude.
The other thing you see to have overlooked is that I'm no longer looking. I have someone, and we've been together nearly 2 years. He's everything you're not - honest, single, tall...
I would like to thank you, however, for the cock shot you sent me. If I needed anything to make my mind up about your potential as a partner, this pic would do it. While it seems to be just about average length, it's very thin and has that odd curve to the left. What's up with that?
But it's not the size that's the problem - it's the colour. The rest of you is white, yet your cock looks kinda grey. Grubby grey. You know you're supposed to wash it, right? And those funny-coloured lumps on the underneath? I'd get those checked out. Seriously.
So while I thank you for your stalker-like commitment to the relationship we will never have on this side of hell, I feel it's time for you to move on, in another direction. To help you do this, you're now blocked.
Have a nice day.
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