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Off the fucking reservation.... - 3/25/2012 7:29:42 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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Status: offline 		I'm going off the fucking reservation here.....

What's the most BIZARRE thing you've been asked?

I was asked once to (well....I won't say it in polite conversation but.....I was asked....and frankly....I found it a smidge awkward).

But....I was asked....and....there were several people who wondered why I dit'nt.

So....you....
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RE: Off the fucking reservation.... - 3/26/2012 1:08:25 AM   
StrayCatCharlie


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Status: offline 		Well, I knew a Chica in Chigago oncet who asked me to, and became quite addicted to, banging her in the ass while I shoved and held her head, face down, in the lingerie drawer of her antique dresser.

I got so I kinda liked it too.

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RE: Off the fucking reservation.... - 3/26/2012 11:31:04 AM   
Kaliko


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

I'm going off the fucking reservation here.....

What's the most BIZARRE thing you've been asked?

I was asked once to (well....I won't say it in polite conversation but.....I was asked....and frankly....I found it a smidge awkward).

But....I was asked....and....there were several people who wondered why I dit'nt.

So....you....


I was once asked to _____ in a ___________ while he ___________. To this day, he is the only person in the world that knows I did that. Well, and now all of you.

Although, one time, my sister did ask me if she could bring her three Boston Terriers to my house with her. That was fucking bizarre. I hate those things.

< Message edited by Kaliko -- 3/26/2012 11:32:25 AM >

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RE: Off the fucking reservation.... - 3/26/2012 12:25:18 PM   
ShibsStories


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ORIGINAL: Kaliko

I was once asked to hook my heels around my neck in a legoland ride while he spun me like a top. To this day, he is the only person in the world that knows I did that. Well, and now all of you.

Although, one time, my sister did ask me if she could bring her three Boston Terriers to my house with her. That was fucking bizarre. I hate those things.







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RE: Off the fucking reservation.... - 3/26/2012 3:17:43 PM   
Kaliko


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ORIGINAL: ShibsStories

ooo mad libs!

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kaliko

I was once asked to hook my heels around my neck in a legoland ride while he spun me like a top. To this day, he is the only person in the world that knows I did that. Well, and now all of you.

Although, one time, my sister did ask me if she could bring her three Boston Terriers to my house with her. That was fucking bizarre. I hate those things.









LOL!

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RE: Off the fucking reservation.... - 3/26/2012 8:29:12 PM   
LoreBook


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With....my....TEETH!!



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RE: Off the fucking reservation.... - 3/26/2012 8:34:35 PM   
Azanthis


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RE: Off the fucking reservation.... - 3/26/2012 10:04:34 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kaliko

quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

I'm going off the fucking reservation here.....

What's the most BIZARRE thing you've been asked?

I was asked once to (well....I won't say it in polite conversation but.....I was asked....and frankly....I found it a smidge awkward).

But....I was asked....and....there were several people who wondered why I dit'nt.

So....you....


I was once asked to _____ in a ___________ while he ___________. To this day, he is the only person in the world that knows I did that. Well, and now all of you.

Although, one time, my sister did ask me if she could bring her three Boston Terriers to my house with her. That was fucking bizarre. I hate those things.


I know what you did....and I know when you did it.

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RE: Off the fucking reservation.... - 3/26/2012 10:06:43 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: LoreBook

I was asked to completely castrate a guy (cock & balls).

With....my....TEETH!!




Now, several of us (I'm not naming anyone) have wondered (you brought it up) if you actually had teeth.

You're the one covering 'em up.

What up wit dat?

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RE: Off the fucking reservation.... - 3/26/2012 10:11:14 PM   
DaddySatyr


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RE: Off the fucking reservation.... - 3/27/2012 4:08:47 PM   
AugustTearDrop


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Status: offline 		Just now, question from my slightly autistic nine year old daughter....

"Mom... when babies are born... are they born with clothes on?"

No.

"Thats kinda gross Mom."


(I can't make this shit up)

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RE: Off the fucking reservation.... - 3/27/2012 4:11:56 PM   
Kaliko


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ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr

I have actually been with a few ladies that asked me to perform straight, missionary-position sex and told me not to bother with whether or not they had an orgasm. How fucked up is that , kiddies?



Peace and comfort,



Michael




Ick. Missionary. That's just weird.

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RE: Off the fucking reservation.... - 3/27/2012 4:31:06 PM   
hardcybermaster


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ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr

I have actually been with a few ladies that asked me to perform straight, missionary-position sex and told me not to bother with whether or not they had an orgasm. How fucked up is that , kiddies?



Peace and comfort,



Michael

I find that first bit very hard to believe

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RE: Off the fucking reservation.... - 3/27/2012 6:02:14 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: AugustTearDrop

Just now, question from my slightly autistic nine year old daughter....

"Mom... when babies are born... are they born with clothes on?"

No.

"Thats kinda gross Mom."


(I can't make this shit up)


Wait a second here....I'm 53.....kids don't come out with clothes?

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RE: Off the fucking reservation.... - 3/27/2012 8:48:34 PM   
KMsAngel


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RE: Off the fucking reservation.... - 3/27/2012 9:26:44 PM   
VioletGray


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

I was asked once to (well....I won't say it in polite conversation but.....I was asked....and frankly....I found it a smidge awkward).

But....I was asked....and....there were several people who wondered why I dit'nt.

So....you....


Really? You're bashful about it HERE?

Anyway, a Loooooong time ago, when people were still in aol chatrooms regularly, over IM a guy asked if you would be interested in eating him.

As in "Hello, Clarice." EATING him.

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RE: Off the fucking reservation.... - 3/27/2012 10:32:25 PM   
Endivius


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RE: Off the fucking reservation.... - 3/28/2012 9:47:01 AM   
Spiderling


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Status: offline 		I once had a guy ask if I'd ever consider inserting a mouse or small animal so I could get off on it thrashing around and dying.

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RE: Off the fucking reservation.... - 3/28/2012 10:43:43 AM   
RexCorvus


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
Wait a second here....I'm 53.....kids don't come out with clothes?

No, but they are covered in blood and goo, so that's kind of fun.

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RE: Off the fucking reservation.... - 3/28/2012 1:33:20 PM   
Hillwilliam


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Status: offline 		Trying to think of the strangest thing i was ever asked to do.

I had a woman invite me into the ladies room of a crowded bar to piss on her in a stall.

Another place I can't go back to any more.

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