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This just... I mean, it... just HURTS! - 3/20/2012 2:50:24 AM

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http://now.msn.com/entertainment/0319-funny-mph-video.aspx

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RE: This just... I mean, it... just HURTS! - 3/20/2012 7:33:24 AM

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Well.......she certainly fits the steroetype......

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RE: This just... I mean, it... just HURTS! - 3/20/2012 7:35:59 AM

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Hopefully, she has 'other skills'.

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RE: This just... I mean, it... just HURTS! - 3/20/2012 8:27:44 AM

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That poor man is married to every stupid blonde joke told since the dawn of time.

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RE: This just... I mean, it... just HURTS! - 3/20/2012 9:02:52 AM

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I saw that video the other day!

....The sad part is, I've had to explain to one or two people I know just WHY this is funny, because they didn't get the whole 80 miles at 80 mph bit....

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RE: This just... I mean, it... just HURTS! - 3/20/2012 9:12:47 AM

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::hides in the corner and cries while holding myself and rocking back and forth::

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RE: This just... I mean, it... just HURTS! - 3/20/2012 9:24:27 AM

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I hope she gives a good blow job to make this worth his while. Maybe his second wife will be smarter.

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RE: This just... I mean, it... just HURTS! - 3/20/2012 9:41:40 AM

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FR: She was smart enough for him to marry.

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RE: This just... I mean, it... just HURTS! - 3/20/2012 9:58:04 AM

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OMG!!!!! That was a "scare 4 kittehs" laugh out loud joke!!!!!

There's just nothing to say to this.....I got nuthin'.

{{{{HUGS}}}} poor little Greedy in the corner.....there, there, brunettes still outnumber the blondes in this world.

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RE: This just... I mean, it... just HURTS! - 3/20/2012 2:01:59 PM

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Seriously???????
WOW!!!!!

She should have used deductive reasoning on what MPH means. He did say it enough. WTF??? ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!

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RE: This just... I mean, it... just HURTS! - 3/20/2012 4:37:40 PM

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from someone who think he sucks at math, yeah it dose HURTS

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RE: This just... I mean, it... just HURTS! - 3/21/2012 1:40:38 AM

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/sigh

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RE: This just... I mean, it... just HURTS! - 3/21/2012 4:20:44 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

::hides in the corner and cries while holding myself and rocking back and forth::

Up on a high rooftop somewhere there hides an angry blonde headed sniper desperately trying to get a bead on this woman.

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RE: This just... I mean, it... just HURTS! - 3/21/2012 4:51:32 PM

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After reading the description... I couldn't watch it. Horrors beyond my imagination.

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RE: This just... I mean, it... just HURTS! - 3/21/2012 7:10:38 PM

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That is dumb. I mean, completely beyond the fact that he is playing with his camera when is is SUPPOSED to be driving, he is doing it to publicly humiliate his soon to be Ex, BECAUSE the opportunity came up... and one cannot forgo such a valuable opportunity.

Do you think he is going to be driving that car once her lawyer gets busy? And who is going to get the house? And how much of his take home pay is he going to get to take home? And who is he going to take home, to his new studio apartment, athwart the railroad tracks? And just how many hours is she going to be 'Dateless'?

That is one seriously impaired man. Poor Bastard!

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RE: This just... I mean, it... just HURTS! - 3/21/2012 9:41:47 PM

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quote:

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::hides in the corner and cries while holding myself and rocking back and forth::

Up on a high rooftop somewhere there hides an angry blonde headed sniper desperately trying to get a bead on this woman.

*stops crying for a moment to laugh my ass off*

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RE: This just... I mean, it... just HURTS! - 3/26/2012 3:21:05 AM

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Oh gosh, she is SO smoking hot!

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