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LookieNoNookie -> The best thing about getting older is.... (3/2/2012 7:16:13 PM)
Avrile Levigne is getting closer to my age daily and Pamela Anderson is getting closer to needing me desperately.

PurePleasure2 -> RE: The best thing about getting older is.... (3/5/2012 9:58:03 PM)
each day gets you that much closer to retirement

LadyPact -> RE: The best thing about getting older is.... (3/5/2012 10:02:59 PM)
Grandchildren. (Oh, it was supposed to be funny? Sorry about that.)

LadyHibiscus -> RE: The best thing about getting older is.... (3/6/2012 4:59:20 PM)
Hey, grandchildren are hilarious! Our faux grandchild is the shiz.

mummyman321 -> RE: The best thing about getting older is.... (3/6/2012 9:17:59 PM)
Work is less important (but unfortunately still needed) and fun is more important

Hippiekinkster -> RE: The best thing about getting older is.... (3/6/2012 11:23:53 PM)
The drugs are prescription.

sunshinemiss -> RE: The best thing about getting older is.... (3/7/2012 4:47:26 AM)
I can't hear you. I don't know where my glasses are. Could you repeat that, sonny?

Aileen1968 -> RE: The best thing about getting older is.... (3/7/2012 5:25:30 AM)
The best thing about getting older is....nothing. Blood pressure meds. Cholesterol meds. Early onset arthritis. Wrinkles. Saggy boobs.

Marc2b -> RE: The best thing about getting older is.... (3/7/2012 8:36:33 AM)
The increase in awareness and intelligence that comes from experience. I still have a hard time believing what a fucking clueless idiot I was when I was young. "Hey Marc! Get on top of the car! I'll race real fast then hit the brakes and we'll see how far you can fly!" "Sounds awesome, dude!" Marc-flatface-2b

Kana -> RE: The best thing about getting older is.... (3/7/2012 8:40:43 AM)
There's a good thing?

LaTigresse -> RE: The best thing about getting older is.... (3/7/2012 9:20:14 AM)
Aside from the added inches, I am loving all of it except the need for glasses when reading itty bitty print. (but I am still struggling to wrap my head around the whole 50 number........it's just......weird)

CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: The best thing about getting older is.... (3/7/2012 9:29:39 AM)
Coming full circle and getting back to who I was before I made this long sojourn...

LadyHibiscus -> RE: The best thing about getting older is.... (3/7/2012 9:51:44 AM)
Hard to choose a "best" thing. The menopause was fantastic. Not breeding = excellent perkiness and shape from the girls (sorry, Aileen, but you know your kids are worth it!). The bad part about the reading glasses---I can see how crepey my hands are! EEEEE! I didn't really feel "authentic" until I turned 40. Next year: 50! Which will be really spectacular. Worst is losing the hair. I thought I was prepared for that, but I was SO wrong!

Moonhead -> RE: The best thing about getting older is.... (3/7/2012 11:03:42 AM)
Outliving people you don't like.

LaTigresse -> RE: The best thing about getting older is.... (3/7/2012 11:22:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Moonhead Outliving people you don't like. There are a few people with whom I quite look forward to that moment.

Moonhead -> RE: The best thing about getting older is.... (3/7/2012 11:25:32 AM)
Yep. You can talk all you like about pluses to getting older, but the biggest one is that it beats the alternative hands down...

LookieNoNookie -> RE: The best thing about getting older is.... (3/7/2012 6:19:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster The drugs are prescription. And.....you no longer have to explain why you want a particular drug (because most of us now prefer to take fewer drugs)...so now the doc says...."ok".

LookieNoNookie -> RE: The best thing about getting older is.... (3/7/2012 6:20:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Marc2b The increase in awareness and intelligence that comes from experience. I still have a hard time believing what a fucking clueless idiot I was when I was young. "Hey Marc! Get on top of the car! I'll race real fast then hit the brakes and we'll see how far you can fly!" "Sounds awesome, dude!" Marc-flatface-2b Actually Marc, it doesn't at all amaze me what a clueless idiot you were. (I was too). Thankfully, now....I know everything. (It's a gift and a curse).

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