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I get all these guys looking at my shit.... - 2/28/2012 8:21:16 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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Status: offline 		Some are nice guys....some are assholes...and some have that just cooooooool demeanor.....Mr Suave'....007....but I'm telling you....as Oprah once said....."DUDE......I'm just not into you!!!!"

So....STOP IT!!!!

GAWDAMMIT!!!!

(Well....maybe I am.....with 3 other chics....I could probably be convinced to do damn near anything but.....HEY!!!!! STOP IT!!!!).

Okay....now that I've expressed myself...I'll be back in an hour....I just got 7 emails from chics in Russia that either want me....and there's no doubt....or....I can make my dick 7 inches bigger for only $29.95.....

(I'll be back).
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RE: I get all these guys looking at my shit.... - 2/28/2012 9:59:57 PM   
Casteele


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RE: I get all these guys looking at my shit.... - 2/28/2012 10:03:44 PM   
Hillwilliam


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

....or....I can make my dick 7 inches bigger for only $29.95.....

(I'll be back).

Don't believe those penis enlargement kits. I ordered one and they sent me some black paint and a magnifying glass.

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RE: I get all these guys looking at my shit.... - 2/28/2012 10:17:11 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

....or....I can make my dick 7 inches bigger for only $29.95.....

(I'll be back).

Don't believe those penis enlargement kits. I ordered one and they sent me some black paint and a magnifying glass.


I got some steroids and a wheelbarrow.

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RE: I get all these guys looking at my shit.... - 2/28/2012 10:20:34 PM   
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RE: I get all these guys looking at my shit.... - 2/28/2012 10:25:17 PM   
Hillwilliam


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

....or....I can make my dick 7 inches bigger for only $29.95.....

(I'll be back).

Don't believe those penis enlargement kits. I ordered one and they sent me some black paint and a magnifying glass.


I got some steroids and a wheelbarrow.


Beware the steroids. They'll actually make it shrink.

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Whoever said "Religion is the opiate of the masses" never heard Right Wing talk radio.

Don't blame me, I voted for Gary Johnson.

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RE: I get all these guys looking at my shit.... - 2/28/2012 10:26:42 PM   
xssve


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RE: I get all these guys looking at my shit.... - 2/28/2012 11:04:15 PM   
xssve


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RE: I get all these guys looking at my shit.... - 2/28/2012 11:12:14 PM   
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Some are nice guys....some are assholes...and some have that just cooooooool demeanor.....Mr Suave'....007....but I'm telling you....as Oprah once said....."DUDE......I'm just not into you!!!!"


They're seeing your posts in the forums and going WTF? And simple curiosity. Nothing more than rubbernecking at a really bad fatal car wreck.


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RE: I get all these guys looking at my shit.... - 2/29/2012 12:37:31 AM   
xssve


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RE: I get all these guys looking at my shit.... - 2/29/2012 7:35:47 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

....or....I can make my dick 7 inches bigger for only $29.95.....

(I'll be back).

Don't believe those penis enlargement kits. I ordered one and they sent me some black paint and a magnifying glass.


I got some steroids and a wheelbarrow.


Beware the steroids. They'll actually make it shrink.


You make a very good point.

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RE: I get all these guys looking at my shit.... - 2/29/2012 7:36:55 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: xssve

Seriously, pussy is good, but women don't know this, you have to teach them.



You have to teach women that pussy is good?

And you think they don't already have this written in stone?

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RE: I get all these guys looking at my shit.... - 2/29/2012 7:44:52 PM   
SoftBonds


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


quote:

ORIGINAL: xssve

Seriously, pussy is good, but women don't know this, you have to teach them.



You have to teach women that pussy is good?

And you think they don't already have this written in stone?

I think he means you have to teach them that it tastes good. First by showing them that it feels good to be eaten, then by getting them to make another woman feel good while you hold the video camera...


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RE: I get all these guys looking at my shit.... - 2/29/2012 7:49:17 PM   
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RE: I get all these guys looking at my shit.... - 3/1/2012 1:02:32 AM   
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RE: I get all these guys looking at my shit.... - 3/1/2012 4:19:52 AM   
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ORIGINAL: xssve

Seriously, pussy is good, but women don't know this, you have to teach them.



I will always have fond memories of my teacher.

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RE: I get all these guys looking at my shit.... - 3/1/2012 6:15:28 AM   
Kaliko


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ORIGINAL: xssve

Seriously, pussy is good, but women don't know this, you have to teach them.



I will always have fond memories of my teacher.


I'm thinking of enrolling in some classes.

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RE: I get all these guys looking at my shit.... - 3/1/2012 6:19:57 AM   
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RE: I get all these guys looking at my shit.... - 3/1/2012 6:38:37 AM   
MrRodgers


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Nobody appreciates you until somebody does.

Is that a'kin to 'I haven't done that since...the last time ?'

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RE: I get all these guys looking at my shit.... - 3/1/2012 6:41:32 AM   
Hillwilliam


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


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Beware the steroids. They'll actually make it shrink.


You make a very good point.



As a side note, when I was a HS wrestling and football coach, that's usually all I'd have to say to keep a kid from trying 'roids.

Roids were really prevalent back in the 80's but if you tell a HS male that something might make his dick shrink, most of em won't go near it.

I'd like to think I kept a few kids clean that way and I didn't lie to them either. (although, I would have to keep them off steroids)

Maybe someone should do a 'study' that 'proves' that meth and crack will make your dick shrink. I'm sure that some of the old cigarette company researchers are still around and looking for work. It might just solve a lot of the drug problem.

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