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MrMasterMyster -> I swear I'm not just here for the hot monkey sex (2/10/2012 10:06:30 PM)
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I'm not going to say stuff like, "I long walks on the beach." Do you know
anyone who doesn't like the beach? (I especially like sand in my crack.)
I'm not going to tell you, "I like having fun." Who doesn't? (We all know scanning this forum for dirt and crappy stories equals good times.)
I'm not going to say, "I'll pleasure you with loving touch, we'll become one
with the rhythm of the universe." (because I know you want to be spanked.)
I'm not going to tell you I'm looking for a "partner, lover and best
friend," or my favorite, "partner in crime." Would I be posting here is I
wasn't? (I guess if I was bored I might post here.)
I'm definitely not going to mention sex. You should know by now I extremely
into that for the sole reason that I am a man. (Yep, the operation was a
success! JK)
I'm not going to talk about my "dreams, aspirations, and hopes of the
future." That is a conversation that may take hours. (I'm banking everything
on a lotto jackpot.)
I'm not going to candy coat things in order to get you to respond. That's not my point.
I just want someone to talk to (who is hot and sexy as hell).
I just want to be friends (so we can get drunk and have hot monkey sex).
I want to know how you feel (with your naked flesh against mine when we are having hot monkey sex).
I want to get to know you (dogie style).
I want to cherish our time together (You don't have to go home when I finish).
I want to learn about the real you (like what it sounds like when you call me daddy with my cock in your mouth).
I want to meet your friends (so you can watch me fuck them.)
I want to respect your boundaries (the safe word is "monkey sex." That's actually two words in case you are an idiot).
Now suck it!
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