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Fornica -> Seems legit (2/2/2012 10:14:51 AM)

I love the profiles that are so crazy obvious, it's like they don't even have the enthusiasm to pretend anymore. I just read this one and for some reason it made me giggle to the point of tears.

"i am a cool and humble woman i really love to play with pets and other home pets. i reaaly love to sex with a real with somwone who is very good at sex and someone who as been long in this game i love anal sex so much."

I don't know if she means a person pet, or a puppy.



Cubber -> RE: Seems legit (2/2/2012 10:21:45 AM)

Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.



Yachtie -> RE: Seems legit (2/2/2012 10:22:54 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Cubber


Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?


HUH???? [8|]


Just progression. Nothing to see here. Move along. Move along.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Seems legit (2/2/2012 10:22:58 AM)

"I love anal sex so much". Dang. I am at my desk chowing a big salad, this is BRILLIANT!! Just suits the whole event!



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Seems legit (2/2/2012 10:23:58 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Cubber

Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.


WINNING



Cubber -> RE: Seems legit (2/2/2012 10:24:01 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Yachtie


quote:

ORIGINAL: Cubber


Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?


HUH???? [8|]




LOL It's just some stupid meme of a pointless question. The text in what OP had posted reminded me of it.



xXLithiumXx -> RE: Seems legit (2/2/2012 1:18:06 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Cubber


quote:

ORIGINAL: Yachtie


quote:

ORIGINAL: Cubber


Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?


HUH???? [8|]




LOL It's just some stupid meme of a pointless question. The text in what OP had posted reminded me of it.


Whew...I was about to ask why all of the cute ones are somewhat dim.







MusicalBoredom -> RE: Seems legit (2/2/2012 1:24:42 PM)

Just to be clear, I love to sex too.

ETA I should mention I also like to food and I've been know to car on occasion.



DarkSteven -> RE: Seems legit (2/2/2012 1:49:19 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

"I love anal sex so much". Dang. I am at my desk chowing a big salad, this is BRILLIANT!! Just suits the whole event!


I assume that that's a tossed salad?



OsideGirl -> RE: Seems legit (2/2/2012 1:52:51 PM)

Once in awhile I run across one so funny I have to read the whole thing. The other day I came someone local to me that referred to his wife as "Pupy", I assume he meant "puppy" and it was a typo because what adult can't spell puppy? Nope! I read the whole profile and he said "pupy" over and over and over.

Of course he emailed me because I looked at his profile. "I see you looked at my profile. What do you think?"

Me: "I think you don't know how to spell 'puppy'".



DarkSteven -> RE: Seems legit (2/2/2012 2:01:00 PM)

Here's a local one:

AM LOOKING FOR GOOD MASTER THAT CAN TAKE CARE OF ME
PLEASE ADD ME TO TALK ON MY YAHOO MESSENGER ACCOUNT VIA ([email protected])FOR FURTHER COMMUNICATION.
STAY BLESSED
SANDRA

It's a slave/slave couple, where both slaves are bisexual females, 5'1", 40 lbs, and 28 years old.  One is Native American, and one is African American.  There's a single pic of an extremely pale Caucasian woman in a nightgown.




OsideGirl -> RE: Seems legit (2/2/2012 2:20:05 PM)

Yeah, the overseas scammers don't understand "Native American" they think it means someone born in the US. If you ask them what tribe, they get really confused.

I just had a guy contact me because he wanted to apologize because he's been jacking off to my picture.

Eww.



Fornica -> RE: Seems legit (2/2/2012 2:37:57 PM)

bwahahahahahaha! one of my all time fave memes!

quote:

ORIGINAL: Cubber

Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.




Kaliko -> RE: Seems legit (2/2/2012 2:41:12 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl


I just had a guy contact me because he wanted to apologize because he's been jacking off to my picture.

Eww.


Uh oh. Then I owe some men around here an apology.



OsideGirl -> RE: Seems legit (2/2/2012 3:06:18 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Kaliko


quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl


I just had a guy contact me because he wanted to apologize because he's been jacking off to my picture.

Eww.


Uh oh. Then I owe some men around here an apology.

Well, he wanted to "confess everything" to me. I was not interested.



DesFIP -> RE: Seems legit (2/2/2012 3:09:20 PM)

I just read the weirdest profile. Guy wanting young, as in half his age poly slave for his poly house. However deal breakers include being poly. WTF!



OsideGirl -> RE: Seems legit (2/2/2012 3:33:19 PM)

I saw one where the guy was bragging that he and his 2 submissives ate enough food at a restaurant to feed 8 people. He says it came to nearly $100 <gasp>. Then goes on to say it's amazing that they're not fat. But, in his pic he's pushing 300 and so is the submissive in the picture with him.



kalikshama -> RE: Seems legit (2/2/2012 3:42:46 PM)

quote:

Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?


Deciphered for you non 4/channies:

“Has any video game company really taken such measure to make a game so realistic?"

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/has-anyone-really-been-far-even-as-decided-to-use-even-go-want-to-do-look-more-like



MusicalBoredom -> RE: Seems legit (2/2/2012 3:48:03 PM)

Yes, as you guys pointed out "Native American" gets them every time. I'm sort of wanting to see Steven's 5'1, 40# 28 year old though.

As we are mentioning favorites, the lead pic of a profile I saw the other day was of a stunning young lady holding a paper "sign" with her name on it to prove it was her. The sign was at about a 20 degree angle to the screen. The "person" who made the profile had obviously used paintbrush or something even worse to erase the name on the sign and put their name in it with the cartoon font. Of course the new writing was darker than anything else on the image and a completely different angle from the sign itself. The erase marks were still plain as day too.



Fornica -> RE: Seems legit (2/2/2012 3:48:10 PM)

100$!!! sugardaddy, here I come.



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