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hardcybermaster -> Gorean humour (1/31/2012 4:25:29 PM)
What is the world coming to when you post a "get a fucking grip" message with the Gors and it gets removed within about 5 minutes? All sort of nasty stuff stays on these boards for days but one little snark at the Gors and bang! Vanished! Do Gors have a sense of humour? My reading of their posts suggests not, so prove me wrong you laugh a minute, slapstick happy go lucky comedy kinksters

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Gorean humour (1/31/2012 4:35:47 PM)
Well you made ME laugh dude!! Honestly, the cool goreans are few and far between, many to most that I have encountered are Uber Serious. Because really, GOR. Wouldn't you be serious?

SorceressJ -> RE: Gorean humour (1/31/2012 4:38:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus most that I have encountered are Uber Serious. ..erm, don't you mean "Ubar" serious? <insert cymbal crash and drum tat here> Thanx, I'll be here all week.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Gorean humour (1/31/2012 4:39:21 PM)
haaaaaa![8D]

DarkSteven -> RE: Gorean humour (1/31/2012 4:53:42 PM)
Gay Nazi Bikers of Gor: http://books.adultfanfiction.net/form_adult.php Houseplants of Gor: http://www.rdrop.com/~wyvern/data/houseplants.html

JstAnotherSub -> RE: Gorean humour (1/31/2012 4:56:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven Gay Bejeweled Nazi Bikers of Gor: http://books.adultfanfiction.net/form_adult.php Houseplants of Gor: http://www.rdrop.com/~wyvern/data/houseplants.html fixed that for ya

VideoAdminGamma -> RE: Gorean humour (1/31/2012 5:22:38 PM)
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outhere69 -> RE: Gorean humour (1/31/2012 5:33:59 PM)
Actually there used to be a Gorean Humor thread on the Gorean board. It's been ages and ages since anyone posted there, though. That board's activity is way way down from, say, 3 years ago.

VideoAdminGamma -> RE: Gorean humour (1/31/2012 6:15:48 PM)
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xssve -> RE: Gorean humour (1/31/2012 7:25:35 PM)
You just figured that out?

xssve -> RE: Gorean humour (1/31/2012 7:40:04 PM)
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. That is pretty fuckin' funny.

xssve -> RE: Gorean humour (1/31/2012 8:14:06 PM)
Two German soldiers are on guard duty and they see two men arguing loudly. The baker tired of the two arguing in front of his shop walks up to the two soldiers and ask them if they can fix the problem for him. One of the soldiers walks over to the two men and shoots them both. He then walks back to his post telling the baker no more problem now. I'm not laughin', I'm cryin'. The funniest part of this, is that it's in a humor thread. However, they do have their own planet - if they wander out, you sometimes have to explain to them how things work on this one, but if your messin' with 'em in there, you're on your own.

Kirata -> RE: Gorean humour (1/31/2012 9:20:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hardcybermaster What is the world coming to when you post a "get a fucking grip" message with the Gors and it gets removed within about 5 minutes? All sort of nasty stuff stays on these boards for days but one little snark at the Gors and bang! Vanished! Do Gors have a sense of humour? My reading of their posts suggests not, so prove me wrong you laugh a minute, slapstick happy go lucky comedy kinksters I saw that post, and it went beyond just saying "get a fucking grip." But let's take your premise. All sorts of nasty stuff stays on these boards for days, but one little snark about fags and bang! Vanished! I mean what the fuck, right? Don't homosexuals have a sense of humor? (Adjust to suit) Let me know when you figure it out. Take your time. K.

blacksword404 -> RE: Gorean humour (1/31/2012 11:59:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xssve Two German soldiers are on guard duty and they see two men arguing loudly. The baker tired of the two arguing in front of his shop walks up to the two soldiers and ask them if they can fix the problem for him. One of the soldiers walks over to the two men and shoots them both. He then walks back to his post telling the baker no more problem now. I'm not laughin', I'm cryin'. The funniest part of this, is that it's in a humor thread. However, they do have their own planet - if they wander out, you sometimes have to explain to them how things work on this one, but if your messin' with 'em in there, you're on your own. Ah you found one of mine. I grew up reading brothers grimm stories which tend to be dark. It wasn't meant to be rolling on the floor funny. At most you would give a slight chuckle at the truth inside it. Which is that everyone else's solution isn't necessarily the same as yours.

popeye1250 -> RE: Gorean humour (2/1/2012 1:21:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hardcybermaster What is the world coming to when you post a "get a fucking grip" message with the Gors and it gets removed within about 5 minutes? All sort of nasty stuff stays on these boards for days but one little snark at the Gors and bang! Vanished! Do Gors have a sense of humour? My reading of their posts suggests not, so prove me wrong you laugh a minute, slapstick happy go lucky comedy kinksters A few years ago I asked someone in here what "Gor" was and they said; "it's like playing Star Wars with your pants down."

Moonhead -> RE: Gorean humour (2/1/2012 4:37:41 AM)
A nice line, but not actually true, pops: Star Wars is more dumbed down Jack Kirby and Gor is more Edgar Rice Burroughs with brain damage. (I suppose it's a given that anybody who can take John Norman's novels seriously as a lifestyle guide might be a bit precious about the whole thing, sadly.)

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Gorean humour (2/1/2012 6:08:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Moonhead A nice line, but not actually true, pops: Star Wars is more dumbed down Jack Kirby and Gor is more Edgar Rice Burroughs with brain damage. (I suppose it's a given that anybody who can take John Norman's novels seriously as a lifestyle guide might be a bit precious about the whole thing, sadly.) Yes, ERB!! But we've said that before, haven't we, Moony? There are some great people who HAPPEN to be Gorean. Just like there are some great folks who HAPPEN to be...{insertgroup}. It's when the fantasy overtakes the life that the rest of us start to twitch. Like when they start quoting the books as if they were received wisdom. Blacksword, LOVED your joke!! Totally like something my dad would tell.

mnottertail -> RE: Gorean humour (2/1/2012 7:10:38 AM)
http://www.collarchat.com/m_747174/mpage_1/key_stately%252Clions/tm.htm#747174 and you can quote me.

popeye1250 -> RE: Gorean humour (2/1/2012 11:09:43 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus quote: ORIGINAL: Moonhead A nice line, but not actually true, pops: Star Wars is more dumbed down Jack Kirby and Gor is more Edgar Rice Burroughs with brain damage. (I suppose it's a given that anybody who can take John Norman's novels seriously as a lifestyle guide might be a bit precious about the whole thing, sadly.) Yes, ERB!! But we've said that before, haven't we, Moony? There are some great people who HAPPEN to be Gorean. Just like there are some great folks who HAPPEN to be...{insertgroup}. It's when the fantasy overtakes the life that the rest of us start to twitch. Like when they start quoting the books as if they were received wisdom. Blacksword, LOVED your joke!! Totally like something my dad would tell. You mean like Tom Cruise?

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Gorean humour (2/1/2012 12:37:10 PM)
Yes, like Tom Cruise. Different bad science fiction, but yes.

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