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Ninebelowzero -> RE: I want a wife. (1/21/2012 2:37:10 PM)

A cult is better we can build a church that looks like your rackage & worship the deities.



LaTigresse -> RE: I want a wife. (1/21/2012 2:38:54 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Fornica

LaT ~ pix. Boob pix. I need boob pix to feel better.


Good luck with that.......I am behind due to extreme laziness. Haven't even typed out your soup recipes yet.



Fornica -> RE: I want a wife. (1/21/2012 2:47:01 PM)

Great, you're not even my wife yet and you're already slacking.



PeonForHer -> RE: I want a wife. (1/21/2012 2:49:52 PM)

I'd volunteer myself. Unfortunately, though, I'm fairly even-tempered, not great at causing migraines, take less than six hours in the bathroom before going out and have a penis.



kalikshama -> RE: I want a wife. (1/21/2012 3:29:23 PM)

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what the wife get in return? beside of getting fucked nightly?


Sorry Ash, that's not how marriage works in North America [&o]



Fornica -> RE: I want a wife. (1/21/2012 3:34:06 PM)

I'm starting to suspect you're a man :(
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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

I'd volunteer myself. Unfortunately, though, I'm fairly even-tempered, not great at causing migraines, take less than six hours in the bathroom before going out and have a penis.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: I want a wife. (1/21/2012 3:34:19 PM)


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

I'd volunteer myself. Unfortunately, though, I'm fairly even-tempered, not great at causing migraines, take less than six hours in the bathroom before going out and have a penis.



Sorry, this disqualifies you how, exactly?



Soyokaze -> RE: I want a wife. (1/21/2012 3:35:44 PM)

I would apply, but the last time I tried it blew up in my face : ( Although it wasn't really because of the kids, I still think I'm going to go for no kids in my next "husband/wife/whatever is appropriate."



ashjor911 -> RE: I want a wife. (1/21/2012 3:36:45 PM)


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ORIGINAL: kalikshama

quote:

what the wife get in return? beside of getting fucked nightly?


Sorry Ash, that's not how marriage works in North America [&o]


i feel you sister [&o]



ashjor911 -> RE: I want a wife. (1/21/2012 3:40:02 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Fornica

I'm starting to suspect you're a man :(




is it the abs?

note to my self, join the gym you skinny ass F***** [&o]



seababy -> RE: I want a wife. (1/21/2012 7:56:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Fornica

Yesterday, my oldest turned 13. She invited 25 classmates over (if you have me on facebook, I just uploaded the pix). I woke up tired, and with a yucky cold, and I feel like crappola.
So, after about 10 minutes of thinking, I decided to find a wife to look after me when I'm sick (and all the little people that I brought into the world).

I'd like one by dinner, if possible.

Recommendations?



Theres a bit of competition here, maybe we should have a form of olympics to narrow the field down abit?





Delilya -> RE: I want a wife. (1/21/2012 9:30:06 PM)

I make a great Grandmother. You can drop them off and while you go home and soak in a nice hot bubble bath, I and the children will do crafts, sing songs, make brownies, play dress up, read books and generally wear down so they are tired when Mum comes to get them. I am available most any time of the day or night and can even do weekends if you and your special person want some alone time. And yes, they get to take the brownies home with them.



MissImmortalPain -> RE: I want a wife. (1/21/2012 10:19:22 PM)

I don't want to be married..it doesn't work well for me. I do like kids a lot though so if you want you can send any extras to me. I have issues making them myself, and I have a son that wants siblings.



ResidentSadist -> RE: I want a wife. (1/22/2012 12:05:12 AM)

I'd be a great wife!  I am an awesome cook, I sew, I do dishes (no jokes from peanut gallery about the dishwasher incident), I'm great in bed, I make furniture, program computers, fix anything electric or electronic and I am an awesome parent and love having kids in my life.  I even make money and only have to spend part time working from my home now-a-days. 

However, about whole Dominant female thang...  I don't think that's gonna' work well for either of us. 

Nonetheless, I hope you get well soon. 

Best wishes!



Fornica -> RE: I want a wife. (1/22/2012 6:20:23 AM)

How soon can you all drive over?
I need a nap. :D

I want you all to be my wives. (And Grandma.)
RS~I'll let you be the boss if you can do all that stuff.



Hillwilliam -> RE: I want a wife. (1/22/2012 7:19:17 AM)

I see Fornie's switch side coming out due to desparation.

ETA, I belch, fart, snore, steal covers and sometimes drink too much beer but I'm a good cook and can fix damn near anything.



Fornica -> RE: I want a wife. (1/22/2012 7:20:21 AM)

*sob*
I just want a nap and some soup. There isn't much I wouldn't do at this point.



LizDeluxe -> RE: I want a wife. (1/22/2012 8:18:31 AM)

I know several married male friends who would gladly donate theirs.



Fornica -> RE: I want a wife. (1/22/2012 8:39:04 AM)

I don't know if I want a used wife. I'm a used (ex) wife myself. I hear they're jaded.



kalikshama -> RE: I want a wife. (1/22/2012 9:23:16 AM)

Marianne Gingrich? http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/exclusive-gingrich-lacks-moral-character-president-wife/story?id=15392899

http://www.collarchat.com/m_4002150/tm.htm



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