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hardcybermaster -> health and fucking safety (1/17/2012 3:25:22 PM)
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Everyones 4 favourite words.
I went to a pub near me to play darts tonight, as I do most Tuesdays. This might explain some of my Tuesday night posts but that's a different subject..
The pub in question is opposite a council depot( doesn't sound great but it actually a decent boozer) and as I locked my bike up I noticed a sign saying" beware! theives operate in this area, don't leave valuables on show"
Fair enough I thought and I looked across at the council depot, the front of which had double metal gates and a single small entrance for people and counted 14 warning signs, telling people not to break in and alerting those going in of the dangers inside, ie. trucks,cars and machinery.
I walked in through 2 doors both of which had stickers on them telling me to drink sensibly and that selling or using drugs was unacceptable on the premises.
I got to the bar and ordered a pint and a packet of dry roasted peanuts and sat down to wait for the rest of my team mates. After finishing my nuts I started to fold the packet up and noticed a warning sign on them that said "may contain nuts"
Un fucking believable I thought and went for a piss, I was about to wash my hands when I was the sticker " warning, hot water"
What the fuck is going on? Does anybody have any common sense anymore? Do lawyers combined with greedy stupid idiots have so much power that I have to read 21 warning signs just to drink a fucking pint???
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