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I've noticed that....... - 1/9/2012 8:48:56 PM

LookieNoNookie

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...right when I'm on the verge of self destruct (my current schedule is a bit like drinking from a fire hose...actually, that's not entirely true.....more like sucking on the afterburners of a Saturn V rocket just at lift off)....I come to CM, after an exhausting day (to chill and relax) and I seem to almost always find 10 "who's looking at you" links.

2 are from really (or semi) hot chics....the other 8 are from male subs or Doms.

I've said this before but please allow me to say it again....allow me to be (extraordinarily) clear:

I have a dick. One (for me) is quite adequate.

I don't use mine anywhere near as often as I'd like (or should), yours (frankly) won't add at all to my life

If you have one (a dick)....I neither need another, nor am I interested in yours.

If you have a dick....you and I, while I'm confident you're a really nice fellow, probably wouldn't get along much (at least as to this venue).

Soooooooooo....if you have one (a dick).....PUHLEASE.......don't look at my profile (unless you're just fascinated...which of course, I can understand....I do have a brain the size of a small universe....and....well....you're just naturally curious how that all works).

I can explain it to you later (my extremely large brain) but if you're (a guy) persuing my profile, well.....it just kinda squigs me.

So just fucking stop it.

JJ

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RE: I've noticed that....... - 1/9/2012 8:51:19 PM

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(FUCK....I just opened the door didn't I? I should have just kept my damn mouth shut).

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RE: I've noticed that....... - 1/9/2012 8:53:22 PM

LadyHibiscus

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JJ. Sweetie. You KNOW this is the internet, right?

Now, maybe you can make those German lesbians stop looking at Me...

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RE: I've noticed that....... - 1/9/2012 8:55:57 PM

Killerangel

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Ah come on, you post a lot of 'unusual' posts on the forums, they're probably intrigued to know what your profile says. It doesn't have to be about dicks you know. Settle down. I swear guys get so weird sometimes.

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RE: I've noticed that....... - 1/9/2012 8:57:09 PM

LookieNoNookie

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

JJ. Sweetie. You KNOW this is the internet, right?

Now, maybe you can make those German lesbians stop looking at Me...

Fucking whores.

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RE: I've noticed that....... - 1/9/2012 9:04:51 PM

xxblushesxx

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Just because you look at someone's profile in NO WAY means that you are interested in them sexually.
I look at other peoples' profiles all the time, not because I want them to do something with my nunu, but because they said something funny/stupid/outrageous/provocative/compelling/whatever in the forums and I'm curious.

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RE: I've noticed that....... - 1/9/2012 9:11:20 PM

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Lookie , I had to perv your profile so I could read what was said on your cartoon so maybe thats all they were doing and its not about coveting your (I'm sure delectable) man flesh. Also I often read peoples profiles because they have either posted something really good or really lame and it has nothing to do with me wanting to play with their pink bits.

Of course if there are any sadists out there (Which of course there probably wouldn't be on a site like this right! ?) they will all be clicking your profile now just because they KNOW how much it squicks you.

Its like you have painted a target on your bum with a sign saying "Have at it!"

So..good one sweetie!!

I fact Im going to perv your profile right now and try and think violating thoughts at you. >:)

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RE: I've noticed that....... - 1/9/2012 9:13:16 PM

xxblushesxx

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Do what I do: never ever EVER look to see who's looking at you.
I sleep much better that way.

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RE: I've noticed that....... - 1/9/2012 9:23:18 PM

LadyHibiscus

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Those lit up red letters make me NUTS!

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RE: I've noticed that....... - 1/9/2012 9:32:16 PM

Hillwilliam

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*perves lookie's profile just so he can see what a REAL BWC looks like*

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RE: I've noticed that....... - 1/9/2012 9:39:26 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Those lit up red letters make me NUTS!

I have learned to iggie:
"who is looking at you"
"admirers"
and "chat requests"
I only read the mail part. (and only some of that)

For example last night:
freak: "I want to be owned"
me: "That can happen" and *sends him to my blog*
freak: "is it free?"
me: *ignore*

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RE: I've noticed that....... - 1/9/2012 9:44:27 PM

LookieNoNookie

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quote:

ORIGINAL: seababy

Lookie , I had to perv your profile so I could read what was said on your cartoon so maybe thats all they were doing and its not about coveting your (I'm sure delectable) man flesh (well said....it is delectable....in fact, I'm told by many I have a saucy little wigggle when I walk). Also I often read peoples profiles because they have either posted something really good or really lame and it has nothing to do with me wanting to play with their pink bits. (They're not pink....they're more beige, but with a slight umber tinge).

Of course if there are any sadists out there (Which of course there probably wouldn't be on a site like this right! ?) they will all be clicking your profile now just because they KNOW how much it squicks you. Its like you have painted a target on your bum with a sign saying "Have at it!"

So..good one sweetie!!

I fact Im going to perv your profile right now and try and think violating thoughts at you. >:)

(I think, just because....I'm gonna perv my profile too).

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RE: I've noticed that....... - 1/9/2012 9:46:17 PM

LookieNoNookie

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! That was MAJOR HOT!!!!!

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RE: I've noticed that....... - 1/9/2012 9:47:00 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: seababy

Lookie , I had to perv your profile so I could read what was said on your cartoon

This.

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RE: I've noticed that....... - 1/9/2012 10:27:21 PM

seababy

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! That was MAJOR HOT!!!!!

I know, right? How did you not know how incredibly irresistibly hot you are?
Now just think of all those others who come home after a bad day and just want to unwind and inject some pleasure into their bleak meaningless existence by perving your profile and wistfully wishing you liked willies too?
Lookie how could you deny them? Have pity on the masses.

<3

Sea

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RE: I've noticed that....... - 1/9/2012 11:42:03 PM

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Perhaps I should start directing those who are sending me messages lately telling me when they will "be in my area on business" and "what hotel and room they will be in at a given time, waiting for a little bad boy play" over to Lookie's profile.

He could then pimp out those who find themselves enamored with that idea and make a little pocket change for himself. (Warm smile)

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RE: I've noticed that....... - 1/10/2012 12:30:59 AM

ShaharThorne

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How about we just perv each other's brains and discuss what springs up from there? As usual, bring rope and a small bottle of Amaretto. I got ice.

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RE: I've noticed that....... - 1/10/2012 5:55:04 AM

seababy

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quote:

ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

How about we just perv each other's brains and discuss what springs up from there? As usual, bring rope and a small bottle of Amaretto. I got ice.

A perfect evening

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RE: I've noticed that....... - 1/10/2012 7:06:17 PM

LookieNoNookie

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quote:

ORIGINAL: seababy

quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! That was MAJOR HOT!!!!!

I know, right? How did you not know how incredibly irresistibly hot you are? I actually didn't until I fully read every word of my profile (It shocked me how prescient it was).
Now just think of all those others who come home after a bad day and just want to unwind and inject some pleasure into their bleak meaningless existence by perving your profile and wistfully wishing you liked willies too?
Lookie how could you deny them? Have pity on the masses.

<3

Sea

You know what, I TOTALLY fucking get it......I just read it again....(it still blows me away).

< Message edited by LookieNoNookie -- 1/10/2012 7:08:52 PM >

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RE: I've noticed that....... - 1/10/2012 7:07:55 PM

LookieNoNookie

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ORIGINAL: Clickofheels

Perhaps I should start directing those who are sending me messages lately telling me when they will "be in my area on business" and "what hotel and room they will be in at a given time, waiting for a little bad boy play" over to Lookie's profile. Well, upon cursory review, that does seem fairly obvious.

He could then pimp out those who find themselves enamored with that idea and make a little pocket change for himself. (Warm smile)

Hey....all I ask is for my nominal percentage.

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